Thursday, September 18, 2008

The ABCs of Ms. MDB

A is for age ~ Old enough to drive, vote & buy liquor.

B is for beer of choice ~ Ewwww...

C is for career right now ~ Asst VP- HR

D is for your dog's name ~ N/A

E is for essential item you use everyday ~ Dove clear antiperspirant

F is for your favorite TV show ~ Most any variety of Law & Order

G is for favorite game to watch ~ Do game shows count?

H is for Home town ~ St. Louis

I is for instruments you play ~ Heartstrings

J is for favorite juice ~ Orange/Pineapple

K is whose butt you'd like to be kicking ~ Any random blood relative.

L is for last place you ate ~ Right here at this damn desk.

M is for marriage ~ ....and?

N is for your full name ~ Ms. MDB is all you need to know.

O is for over night hospital stay ~ The 1st and last time I gave birth.

P is for people you were with today ~ My "boyfriend", my nephews, 2 cousins & their mother.

Q is for question ~ Why me?

R is for biggest regret ~ Having sex waaaaay too soon.

S is for relationship status ~ Single/involved (See "P" & ask me no questions)

T is for time you woke up today ~ 5:00 am

U is for underwear you have on ~ clean & red

V is for vegetable you love ~ Broccoli

W worst habit ~ Cussing

X is for x-rays you've had ~ Can’t remember

Y is for something yummy you ate ~ Homemade creamy chicken Alfredo

Z is for zodiac sign ~ Taurus "Taking No Prisoners" Bull

24 comments:

  1. i used to have that same regret........i think i kinda still do, but now im too busy trying to keep asia from making the same mistake.. i pray im suceeding.

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  2. I'm co-signing with BeBe, we need to know more about this "boyfriend"

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  3. hey moni.. and monni!
    i was reading my past emails..... from the group?
    i have them all....from the time i joined. and i think YALL corrupted me. :)
    oh, the memories.

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  4. Yea.....and why is "boyfriend" in quotes.....what's up with that!! Qqn!!

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  5. Do I have to do one of these things to?

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  6. errbody else did.......... so yes. you do. AND i posted another one on my page...

    oh, and monni? we did this in the group in 2005.......

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  7. Darniece. Lessie's (my cousin) middle name is Darnise and I was kinda named after her.

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  8. For my sistagirlfriends wondering about the "boyfriend", I'll fill you in via PM.

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  9. Don't make me track somebody down to report you... lmaooooooo

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  10. You betta not tell him I'm STILL cussing! Snitching heffa!

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  11. PHONE CALL TO MR DUDE.

    Ring Ring

    Dude: Hello
    GiGi: Ummm I need to tell you something bout Monnifa
    Dude: Ok, what is it?
    GiG: You might wanna sit down before I tell you whats going on..
    Dude: Come on now,, is something wrong with my chocolate honey dip?
    GiG: Noooo... She's in good health.. but ummm
    Dude: Just tell me will ya
    GiG: Ok, and Im sorry to be the one to say it
    Dude: *angry tone* Just tell me Please
    GiG: Ummm Monni been cussing like a sailor
    Dude: WHAT????? Get the fuck outta here, not my Monni
    GiG: Yep, it shole was yo Monni and I had tried to tell her to stop but she kept on cussing..
    Dude: *muttering and mumbling* I told that woman... hmph, she gone get it now
    GiG: Hold on now... she been trying, but she went into a cussing fit talking bout... "Fuck this and fuck that and I dont give a good gotdamn about shit these muthafukkas is saying and doing and if ann one of them bitches step to me, I may have to beat a bitches ass for some dumb shit"

    Dude: *completely shocked and appalled* Thanks G.. I knew this woman couldnt stop cussing.. guess im gone have to get in her about that.. GiGi.. you are a really good friend to her.. She needs more friends like you.

    GiG: Dude you are too kind, but what kind of a friend would i be if I didnt rat on her ass every now and then...

    Dude: You are so right.
    GiG: Ummmm please dont tell her I told you she was cussing.. Cuz she might try to kick my ass...

    PHONE CALL ENDED

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  12. you gone make me pee on myself!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  13. Gigi!! You is dumb! LOL

    Funny how true that convo COULD be, IF it were to happen....lawd....LOL

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  14. This is soooooooooo something he would say!

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  15. Why can I hear her voice saying these very words?

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  16. See! I've been around y'all too long! LOL

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