Wednesday, April 1, 2009

Fantasy Fulfilled...almost

This may come as a shock to you, being the normally innocent creature that I am, but I've fantasized about being a stripper since I was 18. Not just stripping for my man...but doing it for the $$$. In this day & age, there's something to be said about tax-free income.

 

I did a little research & found a very reasonable stripper pole & platform (like the one picture above). I have plenty of room in my basement & that's where the set up will be. Hopefully with the $$$ I make, this thing will pay for itself.

 

I'll be 37 next month & I think I'm gonna plan a birthday party and invite a few choice male friends over to celebrate & to see how this works.

 

I also ordered a few "how-to strip" DVDs (Silkee said eBay was a treasure trove!) so I don't make a complete fool of myself. I already have the lingerie & clear heels. I think I want a wig too. One of those long curly ones.

 

So, who's coming to my birthday party?

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14 comments:

  1. Wizzy Jr.April 1, 2009 at 7:45 AM

    Shit, I ain't mad atcha. Do what you wanna.

    And um...I thought about being a stripper my DAMNSELF. Hell, I already have the experience.

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  2. T.Honey ♥April 1, 2009 at 7:49 AM

    Oh my... you go Mo!!!!!

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  3. TNP ATLApril 1, 2009 at 9:36 AM

    You go Mo!!!! Make it clap!!! *giggles*

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  4. Starr DusttApril 1, 2009 at 9:37 AM

    Whadda I look like? An April Fool? *lol*
    I'll believe it when I see the video on Youtube! *LMAO*

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  5. TNP ATLApril 1, 2009 at 9:38 AM

    Ohhhhhh shoot it is April fools' dang!!!!

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  6. Madamoiselle TealApril 1, 2009 at 12:12 PM

    lol - that was a good one!

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  7. Wizzy Jr.April 1, 2009 at 12:40 PM

    I'd like to see that myself.

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  8. joyce cooperApril 1, 2009 at 1:32 PM

    Wow!

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  9. ☆ SxySugarlips ☆April 1, 2009 at 2:10 PM

    I'm like Starr I will believe it when I see it...

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  10. Mel MelApril 1, 2009 at 3:18 PM

    dang that was a joke? i was excited for a min for u.
    I waaaaasss gonna be like:
    "Get that money honey, we alllll could use a side hustle these days!"

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  11. fabulous bebeApril 1, 2009 at 3:36 PM

    um, yeah......ok.
    lol..

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  12. Ms. 9.1.1...... I'm Here To Help...April 1, 2009 at 11:29 PM

    Hey, you get to live once.....

    Go for it and enjoy!!!!!

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  13. Dawn DApril 2, 2009 at 5:09 AM

    Girl I thought I had to walk out there and put my foot in your behind lol......inviting a few male friends? awwww hell naw!! You done got my presha up!

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  14. Ms. Mo SassiApril 2, 2009 at 9:18 PM

    HAHAHA!!! I had 'em going for a minute! LOL

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