Fantasy Fulfilled...almost

This may come as a shock to you, being the normally innocent creature that I am, but I've fantasized about being a stripper since I was 18. Not just stripping for my man...but doing it for the $$$. In this day & age, there's something to be said about tax-free income.

 

I did a little research & found a very reasonable stripper pole & platform (like the one picture above). I have plenty of room in my basement & that's where the set up will be. Hopefully with the $$$ I make, this thing will pay for itself.

 

I'll be 37 next month & I think I'm gonna plan a birthday party and invite a few choice male friends over to celebrate & to see how this works.

 

I also ordered a few "how-to strip" DVDs (Silkee said eBay was a treasure trove!) so I don't make a complete fool of myself. I already have the lingerie & clear heels. I think I want a wig too. One of those long curly ones.

 

So, who's coming to my birthday party?

Eye Candy for the Ladies

And can we focus…yet again…on Nelly’s swexiness he is providing with his alternate album cover for Brass Knuckles.  I’ll let you have a moment to yourselves.

The original’s not too bad either.

Sex Games From A-Z

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How YOU Doing?

Rating:	★★★★★
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Me? For a Monday, I'm feeling fine & looking sassy (per several people today)! Hell, I might even take a short walk to see if I can attract the attention of somebody's sexy son. I'm feeling just that damn fierce right now.

What about you?

The Best Sex Toys

http://www.womenshealthmag.com/files/the-best-sex-toys/index.html
What's your fav?

Footsies

As I venture around the wonderful world wide web, I've noticed lots of photos of, you guessed it...feet! 

This is one of my fav pairs of shoes & I can wear them all day without issue.

Like many other women, I love shoes!  I especially love those shoes that make my long legs even sexier than I've been told they are when I'm wearing my short skirts/dresses.

What is it about the high-heeled shoe that will make us endure  discomfort?  I'll admit to having my share of cute shoe pain, all in the name of vanity or as they say these days, preserving my sexy.

Even tho I'm overweight, my feet didn't get the memo!  (Thank goodness for small favors.) I'm still able to put on & work my 'hooka heels' {as my road dawg KitKat calls them when I wear them to work} & sashay with the best of 'em!  

I really get a kick out of the skinny heffas at my office who say, "Those shoes are cute" when I know "How does her fat ass walk in those shoes?" is what they are really thinking. That's right bitches!!  Don't choke!

I recently bought a pair of 4 inch skinny heels, but I had to return them.  Mama couldn't hang.  I'm OK with 3.5 inch heels being my max.  I'm damn near 6ft tall in the 3.5's anyway.

Fellas - what exactly is it about women's feet and/or shoes that makes you ga-ga?

Ladies - do you endure a lil shoe pain in the name of vanity?

All I Want for Christmas is......

THIS!  

*Warning - Not Kid or Office Safe*