The boy has a job & is STILL stealing from MY condom stash. *eyeroll* I can't even be mad. At least all my preaching, teaching, begging & pleading was/is not in vain. I wasn't ready for motherhood & I'm not ready to be anybody's G-Ma.

Quote of the Day 01/28/2010

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"I don't have a problem with authority, I just don't like other people telling me what to do."

~Mr. Brown~

Attn all saggers: Pants on ground, pants on the ground, looking like fool witcha pants on the ground!

Family & Friends - It's OK to support & cheer for 6 year-old Shay-Shay/Man-Man when they're imitating Micheal/Janet Jackson. 16 to 26 year-olds, not so much. Stop setting these people up for public failure. If nobody has asked them to sing at the family weddings, baptisms, funerals, etc., chances are....... I'm just saying.

Time to get your laugh on with American Idol auditions!

Quote of the Day 1/11/2010

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Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry.

~Gloria Steinem~

What I Hate About Me

So I'm watching this show on the style channel (aforementioned blog title) and of course it got me to thinking about ten (10) thing I hate about me. 

I hate:

that I'm such procrastinator.

that I really want to be a in stable, loving and fulfilling relationship but I honestly don't think it's in the cards for me.

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Quote of the Day 1/3/2010

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If a woman outweighs you by 30 lbs., you might be in trouble.

~Red Foreman~

New Year Resolutions.....

I know I can keep!

1. Do not lose weight. Hell, I might even gain a few lbs., staying fat, fine & fabulous!

2. Cuss often. Let these !#%$& know I ain't no joke!

3. Wait until I'm down to my last pair of good panties, before doing the laundry.

4. Eat cookie dough right out of the package.

5. Fry everything! Chicken, pork, beef, fish, potatoes, etc.

6. Drink more! My bottles are too busy collecting dust. Cheeeeeeeeers!

7. Eat more homemade desserts! They're better for you than store bought, right? Right!

8. Entertain countless dead-end 'lationships. A girl can never have too many broken hearts, right?

9. Oversleep daily & arrive to work late 4 out of 5 days of the week. It ain't like the work is gonna leave if I'm not there on time, right?

10. Start to clean my house on Saturday, do 1 or 2 things, sit down, log on, pop in a DVD & completely waste the entire day.

These are the things I know I can do successfully in 2010 & beyond!