I know I can keep! 1. Do not lose weight. Hell, I might even gain a few lbs., staying fat, fine & fabulous!
2. Cuss often. Let these !#%$& know I ain't no joke!
3. Wait until I'm down to my last pair of good panties, before doing the laundry.
4. Eat cookie dough right out of the package.
5. Fry everything! Chicken
6. Drink more! My bottles are too busy collecting dust. Cheeeeeeeeers!
7. Eat more homemade desserts! They're better for you than store bought, right? Right!
8. Entertain countless dead-end 'lationships. A girl can never have too many broken hearts, right?
9. Oversleep daily & arrive to work late 4 out of 5 days of the week. It ain't like the work is gonna leave if I'm not there on time, right?
10. Start to clean my house on Saturday, do 1 or 2 things, sit down, log on, pop in a DVD & completely waste the entire day.
These are the things I know I can do successfully in 2010 & beyond!
