AFAIC = As Far As I'm Concerned
AFAIK = As Far As I Know
BAA = Bad/Big Azz Afro
BAH = Bomb Azz Head
BAL = Big Azz Lawsuit
BBW = Beautiful Black Woman/Big Beautiful Woman
BIL = Brother In Law
BFD = Big F*cking Deal
BFN = Bye For Now
BFO = Blinding Flash of the Obvious
BHM = Big Handsome Man
BO = Brain Overload
BOHICA = Bend Over Here It Comes Again
BOKYAG = Bend Over and Kiss Your Ass Goodbye
BRB = Be Right Back
BTHOOM = Beats The Hell Out Of Me
BTW = By The Way
BUMP = Bring Up My Post
CTFU = Cracking the Fuck Up
CU = See You
CUL8R = See You Later
DITYID = Did I Tell You I'm Distressed
DH = Dear/Dumb Husband
DW = Dear/Dumb Wife
EFLA = Extended Four Letter Acronym!
FAQ = Frequently Asked Question
FC = Fingers Crossed
FCFS = First Come First Served
FTFO = Falling/Fell The Fuck Out
FUCT = Failed Under Continuous Testing
FWIW = For What It's Worth
FYI = For Your Information
GMTA = Great Minds Think Alike
GTRM = Going To Read Mail
GUANO = To mess up/go off topic
HAM = Hot Azz Mess
HGAM = Hot Ghetto Azz Mess
HSIK = How Should I Know
HTH = Happy To Help
HTH = Hope This Helps
IAE = In Any Event
IANAI = I Am Not An Idiot
IBK = Idiot Behind Keyboard
IIRC = If I Recall Correctly
ILF = I'll Look Forward
IMCO = In My Considered Opinion
IMHO = In My Humble Opinion
IMNSHO = In My Not So Humble Opinion
IMO = In My Opinion
INAL = I'm Not A Lawyer
IOW = In Other Words
IRC = Internet Relay Chat
IRL = In Real Life
ITA = I Totally Agree
IYKWIM = If You Know What I mean
JFYI = Just For Your Information
J/K = Just Kidding
L8R = Later
LAA = Long Azz Afro
LMAO = Laughing My Ass Off
LMKOAP = Let Me Know Of Any Problems
LOL = Laugh Out Loud
LOEL = Laugh Out Extremely Loud
MMP = More Money Please
ML = Mailing List
NBD = No Big Deal
NSFW = Not Safe for Work
NFW = No Fucking Way
NOYB = None Of Your Business
NRN = No Reply Necessary
OIC = Oh I See
OOH = Out Of Hand
OOTB = Out Of The Box
OTL = Out To Lunch
OTOH = On The Other Hand
PDQ - Pretty Damn Quick
PITA = Pain In The Ass
PMFJI = Pardon Me For Jumping In
PMJI = Pardon My Jumping In
POV = Point Of View
PTB = Powers That Be
ROFL = Rolling On Floor Laughing
ROTF = Rolling On The Floor
ROTFL = Rolling On the Floor Laughing
ROTFLMAO = Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off
ROTFLMBAO = Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Black Ass Off
ROTFLOL = Rolled on the Floor Laughing Out Loud
RSN = Real Soon Now
RTFM = Read The Friggin Manual
RTM = Read The Manual
SEP = Someone Else's Problem
SMDH = Shaking My Damn Head
SIL = Sister In Law
SITD = Still In The Dark
SLAP = Sounds Like A Plan
SNAFU = Situation Normal All Fucked-Up
SOL = Smiling Out Loud
TANJ = There Ain't No Justice
TANSTAAFL = There Ain't No Such Thing As A Free Lunch
TBH = To Be Honest
TIA = Thanks In Advance
TIC = Tongue In Cheek
TLA = Three-Letter Acronyms
TLTBT = Too Ludicrous To Be True
TPTB = The Powers That Be
TTFN = Ta Ta For Now
TTYL = Talk To You Later
TWA = Teeny Weeny Afro
TWG = Totally Without Grounds
VPL = Visible Pantie Line
WGFF = Who Gives A Flying Fuck
WIC = Where I'm Concerned
WIMP = Washed-up Information Media Phobe
WOA = Work Of Art
WOB = Waste Of Bandwidth
WRT = With Respect To
WTF = What The Fuck
WTFIGO = What The Fuck Is Going On?
WTH = What The Hell
WW = Weight Watchers
WYSIWYG = What You See Is What You Get
YAM = Yet Another Meeting
YCHT = You Can Have Them
YMMV = Your Mileage May Vary