AFAIC = As Far As I'm Concerned
AFAIK = As Far As I Know
BAA = Bad/Big Azz Afro
BAH = Bomb Azz Head
BAL = Big Azz Lawsuit
BBW = Beautiful Black Woman/Big Beautiful Woman
BIL = Brother In Law
BFD = Big F*cking Deal
BFN = Bye For Now
BFO = Blinding Flash of the Obvious
BHM = Big Handsome Man
BO = Brain Overload
BOHICA = Bend Over Here It Comes Again
BOKYAG = Bend Over and Kiss Your Ass Goodbye
BRB = Be Right Back
BTHOOM = Beats The Hell Out Of Me
BTW = By The Way
BUMP = Bring Up My Post
CTFU = Cracking the Fuck Up
CU = See You
CUL8R = See You Later
DITYID = Did I Tell You I'm Distressed
DH = Dear/Dumb Husband
DW = Dear/Dumb Wife
EFLA = Extended Four Letter Acronym!
FAQ = Frequently Asked Question
FC = Fingers Crossed
FCFS = First Come First Served
FTFO = Falling/Fell The Fuck Out
FUCT = Failed Under Continuous Testing
FWIW = For What It's Worth
FYI = For Your Information
GMTA = Great Minds Think Alike
GTRM = Going To Read Mail
GUANO = To mess up/go off topic
HAM = Hot Azz Mess
HGAM = Hot Ghetto Azz Mess
HSIK = How Should I Know
HTH = Happy To Help
HTH = Hope This Helps
IAE = In Any Event
IANAI = I Am Not An Idiot
IBK = Idiot Behind Keyboard
IIRC = If I Recall Correctly
ILF = I'll Look Forward
IMCO = In My Considered Opinion
IMHO = In My Humble Opinion
IMNSHO = In My Not So Humble Opinion
IMO = In My Opinion
INAL = I'm Not A Lawyer
IOW = In Other Words
IRC = Internet Relay Chat
IRL = In Real Life
ITA = I Totally Agree
IYKWIM = If You Know What I mean
JFYI = Just For Your Information
J/K = Just Kidding
L8R = Later
LAA = Long Azz Afro
LMAO = Laughing My Ass Off
LMKOAP = Let Me Know Of Any Problems
LOL = Laugh Out Loud
LOEL = Laugh Out Extremely Loud
MMP = More Money Please
ML = Mailing List
NBD = No Big Deal
NSFW = Not Safe for Work
NFW = No Fucking Way
NOYB = None Of Your Business
NRN = No Reply Necessary
OIC = Oh I See
OOH = Out Of Hand
OOTB = Out Of The Box
OTL = Out To Lunch
OTOH = On The Other Hand
PDQ - Pretty Damn Quick
PITA = Pain In The Ass
PMFJI = Pardon Me For Jumping In
PMJI = Pardon My Jumping In
POV = Point Of View
PTB = Powers That Be
ROFL = Rolling On Floor Laughing
ROTF = Rolling On The Floor
ROTFL = Rolling On the Floor Laughing
ROTFLMAO = Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off
ROTFLMBAO = Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Black Ass Off
ROTFLOL = Rolled on the Floor Laughing Out Loud
RSN = Real Soon Now
RTFM = Read The Friggin Manual
RTM = Read The Manual
SEP = Someone Else's Problem
SMDH = Shaking My Damn Head
SIL = Sister In Law
SITD = Still In The Dark
SLAP = Sounds Like A Plan
SNAFU = Situation Normal All Fucked-Up
SOL = Smiling Out Loud
TANJ = There Ain't No Justice
TANSTAAFL = There Ain't No Such Thing As A Free Lunch
TBH = To Be Honest
TIA = Thanks In Advance
TIC = Tongue In Cheek
TLA = Three-Letter Acronyms
TLTBT = Too Ludicrous To Be True
TPTB = The Powers That Be
TTFN = Ta Ta For Now
TTYL = Talk To You Later
TWA = Teeny Weeny Afro
TWG = Totally Without Grounds
VPL = Visible Pantie Line
WGFF = Who Gives A Flying Fuck
WIC = Where I'm Concerned
WIMP = Washed-up Information Media Phobe
WOA = Work Of Art
WOB = Waste Of Bandwidth
WRT = With Respect To
WTF = What The Fuck
WTFIGO = What The Fuck Is Going On?
WTH = What The Hell
WW = Weight Watchers
WYSIWYG = What You See Is What You Get
YAM = Yet Another Meeting
YCHT = You Can Have Them
YMMV = Your Mileage May Vary
ive spent too much time chatting i knew MOST of these some jus dont need to b said lol
ReplyDeleteI will be printing this list. Some of these I did not know!!! I need to memorize them for texting. LOL
ReplyDelete*hey angeliceyez waving*
Well noted... I am studying right now...
ReplyDeleteI ain't never heard of most of these. Just when in the hell do you need to say BFO???
ReplyDeleteI take that to be the equivalent of the "lightblub over your head/bright idea".
ReplyDeleteAh, makes sense.
ReplyDeleteLOL, I know someone somewhere is going to have a moment of revelation when they realize IMHO doesn't mean someone's calling themselves a ho.
GUANO = To mess up/go off topic
ReplyDeleteWho do y'all think this applies to?? *LOL*
...and here I am thinking it was bat shit! HAHA
LOL...I'm bugging off of "LOA - Long ass afro????"
ReplyDeleteI was thinking the same
ReplyDeleteI see others have seen Ace Ventura LOL
ReplyDeleteAnd you know it!
ReplyDeleteWait... you aint talking bout me are you?
ReplyDeletehmph
All hail Queen Guano!
ReplyDeleteMannnn... you lucky you my homie... lol
ReplyDeleteI guess that gives new meaning to my term "Bat Shit Crazy" huh LOL
ReplyDeleteHey looks like I need to take notes. I didn't know most of these.
ReplyDeleteWould that be BSC?
ReplyDeleteWorks for me lol
ReplyDeleteDescribes you too.
ReplyDeleteNow see, that's not even the pot calling the kettle black, that's the pot and the kettle calling the sink black. Doesn't make any sense huh? Neither did you trying to call ANT-e-Body crazy lol
ReplyDeleteheyyyyyyyyyyy tnp how u been hunny?
ReplyDeleteForget YOU!
ReplyDeleteDang........looks like I need to do some studying cuz I don't know most of these.
ReplyDeleteYou forgot BAL. Big ass lawsuit.
ReplyDeleteI'm good!!! I'm so ready for the weekend.
ReplyDeleteHere's another: NSFW = Not Safe for Work
ReplyDeletewell thank you! i happen to be onna those Acronymically Challenged Net User :o)
ReplyDeleteThanks! I only use a few of these regularly.
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