Thursday, July 17, 2008

For Gigi & Any Other Acronymically Challenged Net User :o)

AFAIC = As Far As I'm Concerned

AFAIK = As Far As I Know

BAA = Bad/Big Azz Afro

BAH = Bomb Azz Head

BAL = Big Azz Lawsuit

BBW = Beautiful Black Woman/Big Beautiful Woman

BIL = Brother In Law

BFD = Big F*cking Deal

BFN = Bye For Now

BFO = Blinding Flash of the Obvious

BHM = Big Handsome Man

BO = Brain Overload

BOHICA = Bend Over Here It Comes Again

BOKYAG = Bend Over and Kiss Your Ass Goodbye

BRB = Be Right Back

BTHOOM = Beats The Hell Out Of Me

BTW = By The Way

BUMP = Bring Up My Post

CTFU = Cracking the Fuck Up

CU = See You

CUL8R = See You Later

DITYID = Did I Tell You I'm Distressed

DH = Dear/Dumb Husband

DW = Dear/Dumb Wife

EFLA = Extended Four Letter Acronym!

FAQ = Frequently Asked Question

FC = Fingers Crossed

FCFS = First Come First Served

FTFO = Falling/Fell The Fuck Out

FUCT = Failed Under Continuous Testing

FWIW = For What It's Worth

FYI = For Your Information

GMTA = Great Minds Think Alike

GTRM = Going To Read Mail

GUANO = To mess up/go off topic

HAM = Hot Azz Mess

HGAM = Hot Ghetto Azz Mess

HSIK = How Should I Know

HTH = Happy To Help

HTH = Hope This Helps

IAE = In Any Event

IANAI = I Am Not An Idiot

IBK = Idiot Behind Keyboard

IIRC = If I Recall Correctly

ILF = I'll Look Forward

IMCO = In My Considered Opinion

IMHO = In My Humble Opinion

IMNSHO = In My Not So Humble Opinion

IMO = In My Opinion

INAL = I'm Not A Lawyer

IOW = In Other Words

IRC = Internet Relay Chat

IRL = In Real Life

ITA = I Totally Agree

IYKWIM = If You Know What I mean

JFYI = Just For Your Information

J/K = Just Kidding

L8R = Later

LAA = Long Azz Afro

LMAO = Laughing My Ass Off

LMKOAP = Let Me Know Of Any Problems

LOL = Laugh Out Loud

LOEL = Laugh Out Extremely Loud

MMP = More Money Please

ML = Mailing List

NBD = No Big Deal

NSFW = Not Safe for Work

NFW = No Fucking Way

NOYB = None Of Your Business

NRN = No Reply Necessary

OIC = Oh I See

OOH = Out Of Hand

OOTB = Out Of The Box

OTL = Out To Lunch

OTOH = On The Other Hand

PDQ - Pretty Damn Quick

PITA = Pain In The Ass

PMFJI = Pardon Me For Jumping In

PMJI = Pardon My Jumping In

POV = Point Of View

PTB = Powers That Be

ROFL = Rolling On Floor Laughing

ROTF = Rolling On The Floor

ROTFL = Rolling On the Floor Laughing

ROTFLMAO = Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off

ROTFLMBAO = Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Black Ass Off

ROTFLOL = Rolled on the Floor Laughing Out Loud

RSN = Real Soon Now

RTFM = Read The Friggin Manual

RTM = Read The Manual

SEP = Someone Else's Problem

SMDH = Shaking My Damn Head

SIL = Sister In Law

SITD = Still In The Dark

SLAP = Sounds Like A Plan

SNAFU = Situation Normal All Fucked-Up

SOL = Smiling Out Loud

TANJ = There Ain't No Justice

TANSTAAFL = There Ain't No Such Thing As A Free Lunch

TBH = To Be Honest

TIA = Thanks In Advance

TIC = Tongue In Cheek

TLA = Three-Letter Acronyms

TLTBT = Too Ludicrous To Be True

TPTB = The Powers That Be

TTFN = Ta Ta For Now

TTYL = Talk To You Later

TWA = Teeny Weeny Afro

TWG = Totally Without Grounds

VPL = Visible Pantie Line

WGFF = Who Gives A Flying Fuck

WIC = Where I'm Concerned

WIMP = Washed-up Information Media Phobe

WOA = Work Of Art

WOB = Waste Of Bandwidth

WRT = With Respect To

WTF = What The Fuck

WTFIGO = What The Fuck Is Going On?

WTH = What The Hell

WW = Weight Watchers

WYSIWYG = What You See Is What You Get

YAM = Yet Another Meeting

YCHT = You Can Have Them

YMMV = Your Mileage May Vary

28 comments:

  1. ive spent too much time chatting i knew MOST of these some jus dont need to b said lol

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  2. I will be printing this list. Some of these I did not know!!! I need to memorize them for texting. LOL
    *hey angeliceyez waving*

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  3. Well noted... I am studying right now...

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  4. I ain't never heard of most of these. Just when in the hell do you need to say BFO???

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  5. I take that to be the equivalent of the "lightblub over your head/bright idea".

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  6. Ah, makes sense.

    LOL, I know someone somewhere is going to have a moment of revelation when they realize IMHO doesn't mean someone's calling themselves a ho.

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  7. GUANO = To mess up/go off topic

    Who do y'all think this applies to?? *LOL*

    ...and here I am thinking it was bat shit! HAHA

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  8. LOL...I'm bugging off of "LOA - Long ass afro????"

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  9. I see others have seen Ace Ventura LOL

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  10. Wait... you aint talking bout me are you?

    hmph

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  11. Mannnn... you lucky you my homie... lol

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  12. I guess that gives new meaning to my term "Bat Shit Crazy" huh LOL

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  13. Hey looks like I need to take notes. I didn't know most of these.

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  14. Now see, that's not even the pot calling the kettle black, that's the pot and the kettle calling the sink black. Doesn't make any sense huh? Neither did you trying to call ANT-e-Body crazy lol

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  15. Dang........looks like I need to do some studying cuz I don't know most of these.

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  16. I'm good!!! I'm so ready for the weekend.

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  17. Here's another: NSFW = Not Safe for Work

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  18. well thank you! i happen to be onna those Acronymically Challenged Net User :o)

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  19. Thanks! I only use a few of these regularly.

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