Thursday, July 3, 2008

Fireworks PLUS Bad @$$ Kids EQUALS

TROUBLE!!

There's only one thing I hate more than bad ass kids & that's bad ass kids with fireworks!  They get on my last nerve with this mess. 

Tell me why this lil silly ass boychild was running down the street, chasing another lil silly ass boychild with a lit and firing Roman Candle?!?!?!?!  This lil bastard obviously had no idea of the damage he could cause!

I'm trying to figure out how they get fireworks that last for days, but mama can't pay her utility bills, phone is probably disconnected & we (the hardworking taxpayers) have to buy her damn groceries via the almighty foodstamp.  *smdh*  Come next week, her ass will be over at Catholic Charities because of the gas & electric bill pink slips.

She can't pay the Lawnmower Man to cut what is supposed to be grass in that fucked up yard of hers, but Jr. is about to blow the whole damn neighborhood up!

I know we shouldn't wish ill on any one, but I have to be honest & say that for a fleeting moment I wished that damn candle would've exploded in his lil dumb ass hand.

Oh, did I mention, the City of St. Louis outlawed the use of fireworks a few years back after a few very costly & unfortunate accidents?  Yeah.....

I need a drink......

 

18 comments:

  1. Sadly its not just the youth that own stupidity...this week a man caught his garage & truck on fire. Apparently he & the wife enjoy putting on these elaborate shows spending 1000s of dollars. So you can only imagine how much explosive material this idiot had stored in an enclosed garage where he parked gasoline filled vehicles.....stupid is too mild a word.

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  2. Them lil' muhfuckaz need an extreme unforgettable ass whoopin'!

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  3. I hate the ones that whistle and pop real loud. I have seen kids light them and just throw them at each other or just anywhere without any regard. Then everybody crying and in an uproar when Ray Ray almost blows his hand off. Stupidity runs in the family.

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  4. Preach, shan, preeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeach!!!!!!

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  5. damn. it sounds like murder city over by me. these little mofos around here popping firecrackers got me running for cover. jeez louise I wish the would knock it off!!!!

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  6. That's why they should not even sell them to minors......

    I could use a drink myself, because it's gonna be a long night....

    Pam<---Here at work..

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  7. man! i shoulda stopped and got me some drinks. *kicks a rock*

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  8. Take your pick.... maybe soon you can have one on an actual beach like that... (think travel)

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  9. hopefully the firework nuisance will be over in about 7 more days... you know it takes a minute to die down...

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  10. Not over here. Damn fireworks been going off since school got out!

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  11. You're not the only one. I hear that whistle and my instincts take over cuz it sounds like mortar rounds coming down. I can do without the flashbacks. Folks already think I'm crazy as it is.

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  12. ugh omg i hate the 4th. i hear fireworks 4 a week b4 n a week or 2 after. i dont understand how a parent can give a child fireworks to play with jus stupid. my aunt is 1 of them dumbfukkas. few years ago my 10 y/o cuz wound up with sum bottle rockets dumb ass put 1 in the bathroom sink(at a park) n blew the sink up!! n they still didnt take em like wtf jus mo shit angel dont undastand

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  13. For those who didn't see it before, this FURTHER emphasizes her point.

    http://robsr.multiply.com/video/item/14/SUPER_STUPID

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  14. Stupid is as stupid does.....

    We had fireworks as kids but my mother NEVER let us touch anything more than a sparkler. The adults did all the lighting and such.

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  15. I never was a fan of firecrackers. I'm too chicken to light them up, afraid I might draw back a nub or two. I don't let my kids play with them either, although they did get sparklers once and that was under heavy adult supervision.

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  16. Very interesting comments. I played with fireworks when I was old enough to know better. But my parents knew that I wasn't a daredevil. Anything I lit was lit on the ground and I ran as fast as I could to get away from it. And most of my fireworks were pretty things that lit up. I hated bottle rockets because they tend to backfire. But roman candles and jumping jacks...that was my stuff!!!

    Kids today don't understand the real danger of fireworks. They think it's a joke and I fault the parents.

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