I'm Grouchy! Written & Performed by "PlayCuzzin"

This was an ode *eyeroll* of sorts, written in my honor (I suppose) by an alleged friend aka PlayCuzzin.  *LOL*

You can click here for his orginal post on 360 or you can continue on here.

This is dedicated to my dear friend Ms. Mo' .  We have sort of a "Vera and Benny" from Harlem Nights kind of relationship  LMAO!!

                                              GROUCHY

(to the tune of Bossy by Kelis)

Aye Yo... You don't have to love me..... you don't even have to like me...... but you will get the hell out my FACE!!

you know why cause I'm a Grouch

You know, it's a big fist to swallow
When they tell you you strange
You ain't nice
Then in the blink of an eye (POW)
They got what they deserve
That means I'm a I'm A GROUCH 

Uh uh... watch my foot go...
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[Mo' Betta]
I'm Grouchy
I'm the first girl to punch  you in the back
I called you and ya mammy dumb
That's right I beat all the  boys in the yard
And that's right, I'm the one causin' bodily harm
I'm Grouchy
I'm the booch y'all love to hate
I'm the chick that's raised the stakes
I told Play Cuzz he should cease to play
I'm back bout to break Play's  legs I'm grouchy

Ooh lemme slow it down so yall Nigg's will know
Screw it up n Imma bust ya nose
Real girls lay you out on the flo
(on the flo knocked out, on the flo)
Ooh I warned you but you want some more
Touch me  and you gettin broken bones
I like to beat you down, I'm icy cold
Ooh to the the 6'4" brothas I'll break ya jaw
The money makin sistas always scare'em
Don't start no problems
He gon keep on jumpin while the G U N  is poppin

Diamonds on my Knucks, di-diamonds bust ya grill
Diamonds on my Knucks, di-diamonds bust ya grill

I'm Grouchy
I'm the first girl to stomp ya neck
I hit you and made ya face numb
That's right I beat all the boys in the yard
And that's right, I'm the one causin bodily harm
I'm grouchy
I'm the booch y'all love to hate
I'm the chick that's raised the stakes
I told Play Cuzz ,Nigga I don't play
I'm back bout to break Play's legs I'm grouchy 

Ooh (I bet I bet I bet) I bet cha neva felt it like this before
My foot be all up in ya backdoor
Got ya neck poppin as I twist it hard(twist it hard)
Ooh I'm takin you out and it's no jokin
All the while ya heads open
Me and my fists we start to fly and we love to punch eyes
Ooh to the 6'4" brothas I'll break ya jaw
Yeah the money makin sistas always scarem 
Don't start  no problems
He gon keep on jumpin while the G U N is poppin

Diamonds on my Knucks, di-diamonds bust ya grill
Diamonds on my Knucks, di-diamonds bust ya grill

I'm Grouchy
I'm the first girl to scream in ya ear
I punked you and caused all the fear
That's right i beat all the boys in the yard
And that's right I'm the one that slapped you hard I'm Grouchy
I'm the booch ya'll love to hate
I'm the chick that's raised the stake
I told young Cuzz, Nigga I don't play
I broke that crippled suckas cane cuz I'm Grouchy

[Play Cuzzin]
It's the time that she beats on me
Can't stop screamin, she's mean  and she's grouchy
Damn girl, don't hurt me

If niggas don't back back, you gon fork em
Put your smack down, I know your background
Whatchu want girl, you gettin mad now
That's how you do it, huh?
Well I'm the scaredest one
In fact, Niggas in the back bring em to the front, nigg!
Tell that man you's a grouch booch
Make some noise, raise your hand if you's a grouch booch
I don't think he understand you's a grouch booch
Get some help if you can cause she lost it
Ain't no band aids, go get a cast mayne
In your face with her finger in ya forhead
Flossin, you say "how much it cost me?"
About all my front teef playa, she's grouchy

[Mo' Betta]
I'm grouchy
I'm the first girl kick out ya back
I switched up my left and my right 
That's right I beat all the boys in the yard
And that's right I'm the one that's causin him harm

I'm Grouchy
I'm the booch y'all love to hate
I'm the chick that's raised the stake
I told Play Cuzz, Nigga I don't play 
I'm back with a G U N cause I'm Grouchy

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