You heard me, my uncle is 75 years old (76 in a few weeks) and this son of gun is getting or has gotten married! *eyeroll*
Usually, I get excited about black love. Hell, I've even shedded tears for folks getting engaged/married who I've never met (Will & Tia, STO & Feyonce, JT's Unc & new bride, etc.), but this time, I'm just out done.
Mind you, my dear, geriatric uncle has been married 4 times (2nd & 3rd wife are the same woman) & he has a few children who are older than is lovely bride *sarcasm & eyeroll*. The last time I visited with him (a few years ago) he was talking this foolishness and I tried to talk him out of it.
I have no doubt my uncle has about 10+ years left on him & this wench is just waiting to cash in. Now he's not wealthy by any means, but he did OK for himself & all of his children are grown.
He claims he got shafted after the 4th divorce which I why I questioned his motives in doing this yet again and at his age. His answer was simply, "I don't want to be alone." *insert Silkee's world renown record scratch here* WTF?!?! Y'all have been shacking for damn near a decade and now you don't want to be alone. Come on Unc.....
I'm all for the institution of marriage but this is sheer & complete madness.
Oh, did I mention my other uncle told me that most of the men in our family have "had" this chic at one point or another. She was my cousin's girlfriend 1st & after being with him for a little while, she test drove the crew and somehow ended up with his father - my mama's big brother.
I suppose congratulations are in order.....*Ugh*
Ummmm ewwwwwwwwwww
ReplyDeleteGirl! ...and I quote my younger uncle, "We all had that ho'". *smh*
ReplyDeleteLMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
ReplyDeleteWhy do I hear this in my head?
Okay again I say
ReplyDeleteewwwwwwww
While I understand your Uncle not wanting to be alone, if they are already living together why? I suspect she is pressuring him into this. Why would he want a woman that's been with other family members, hell probably STILL with other family members!!!
Bopping head to "I get around" That's the jam right thur!!! LOL
ReplyDeleteUnfortunately, I'm related to a bunch of manwhores*. My uncle has a history of "stealing" girlfriends & then flauting them. He just happened to have a nice house, more money & a bigger car than the others & these "women" (I use that term loosely) would choose him over whomever they were with 1st. It's my understanding it was always "bros before hoes" with them - regardless of whomever the chics ended up with.
ReplyDelete*The bright side to this is that their behavior towards some women opened my eyes to a lot of things I wouldn't have learned being under the watchful eye of the grandparents.
Child, the stories I could tell...and I don't even know 1/2 of it.
ReplyDeleteLawd can you say Talk Show Shhhhhh right here!!! My goodness.
ReplyDeleteGirl this is too much, bless his heart. But why while I was reading this though, I was thinking I'll probably be his age before I have my first marriage...LOL. Ms. Bride sounds like a helluva woman *eyebrow raise*
ReplyDeleteOooh heeeellll naaaaawwww...NOT THAT????
ReplyDeletesounds like this chic I used to work with - she was fine as wine - lil sexy sec. 8 shawtay
she would come to work telling us about some dude she was dating and then she says
YOU KNOW I USED TO DATE HIS UNCLE[S] TOO.... and I'm looking like WHAT SHE SAY?
Not uncle but uncleS...with an S. She dated two of this dude's uncles.
I guess she liked what the men in that family had to offer....IONO!
LOL.
MsMo, YO uncle better watch himself...if he's been shacking for 10 yrs, whats changed now? that heffa wants a ring on her finger and some security, i.e., benefits. she wants some return on her investing ten years in your uncle...and she plans to get it.
MSMO'S UNCLE, BEWARE!!!!
ROFL!!!!
ReplyDeleteAre you gone call her Aunt or Antie _____?
ReplyDelete*lips pressed together*
ReplyDeleteJesus Wept.
U know what they say, it aint no fun if the homies can't get none.
ReplyDeleteI'mma call them both crazy as road lizards & keep it moving.
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ReplyDeleteWow... Unc is still getting his swerve on!!! lol Bless his heart.. Wifey keepin it all in the family!!
Okay if your Uncle can get married at 70 something there is hope for me yet!!! LOL
ReplyDeletethe crazy things ppl do to avoid being alone...
ReplyDeletegetting old and marrying a ho...I guess that bout tops the list though..smh
Stop being defiant and respect yo new Antie... lol
ReplyDeleteYou sure Unc dont have a stash somewhere that she knows about..
I was about to say the same thing....
ReplyDeleteTalk about keeping it ALL in the family. HEHEHE.
ReplyDeleteOk, I was on Unc's side until you said this woman has been passed through the family. Now THAT'S WRONG!
ReplyDeleteOh that's gross! *ack!*
ReplyDeleteIs this the crackhead uncle?
No, this is the eldest - the crackhead is the youngest.
ReplyDeletehow you gone boast him out like that in public... thats not nice Shanny.. And I got a bone to pick with you as a matter fact... Let me finish my work and its on chica...
ReplyDeleteI'm sayin', your uncle ain't no rookie. Shoot, he's prolly crept on her with wife 2 & 3 a few times. They've been shacking all of this time, let them have their day. Reminds me of Fred and Donna (only she didn't get with Grady and Bubba). Congrats to the happy couple!!! Ripple for everybody!!!
ReplyDeletelmaooooooooooooo
ReplyDeleteThat we know of LOL
ReplyDeletewoooooooooooooooow
ReplyDelete*don't know how I missed this*
ReplyDeleteRight, a damn senior citizen is on his 5th wife and I can't find A husband. *damn I sound like a hater fa real!* lol