Thursday, April 9, 2009

Quote of the Day 4/10/09

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Why is it drug addicts and computer afficionados are both called users?

~Clifford Stoll~

Quote of the Day 4/9/09

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"The devil can cite Scripture for his purpose."

William Shakespeare, "The Merchant of Venice", Act 1 scene 3
Greatest English dramatist & poet (1564 - 1616)

Wednesday, April 1, 2009

Fantasy Fulfilled...almost

This may come as a shock to you, being the normally innocent creature that I am, but I've fantasized about being a stripper since I was 18. Not just stripping for my man...but doing it for the $$$. In this day & age, there's something to be said about tax-free income.

 

I did a little research & found a very reasonable stripper pole & platform (like the one picture above). I have plenty of room in my basement & that's where the set up will be. Hopefully with the $$$ I make, this thing will pay for itself.

 

I'll be 37 next month & I think I'm gonna plan a birthday party and invite a few choice male friends over to celebrate & to see how this works.

 

I also ordered a few "how-to strip" DVDs (Silkee said eBay was a treasure trove!) so I don't make a complete fool of myself. I already have the lingerie & clear heels. I think I want a wig too. One of those long curly ones.

 

So, who's coming to my birthday party?