Guess what was delivered to me...

Rating:	★★★
Category:	Other

just moments ago & by whom?

Strictly for Laughs..Don't try this at home! :P

 

AMAZING SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES

 

1. IF YOU'RE CHOKING ON AN ICE CUBE,

SIMPLY POUR A CUP OF BOILING WATER DOWN YOUR THROAT.

PRESTO! THE BLOCKAGE WILL INSTANTLY REMOVE ITSELF.

 

2. AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES.

GET SOMEONE ELSE TO HOLD THE VEGETABLES WHILE YOU CHOP.

 

3. AVOID ARGUMENTS WITH THE FEMALES ABOUT LIFTING THE TOILET SEAT

  USE THE SINK.

 

4. FOR HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE SUFFERERS

SIMPLY CUT YOURSELF AND BLEED FOR A FEW MINUTES,

THUS REDUCING THE PRESSURE ON YOUR VEINS.

REMEMBER TO USE A TIMER.

 

5. A MOUSE TRAP PLACED ON TOP OF YOUR ALARM CLOCK

WILL PREVENT YOU FROM ROLLING OVER AND GOING BACK TO SLEEP

AFTER YOU HIT THE SNOOZE BUTTON.

 

6. IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH,TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES.

THEN YOU'LL BE AFRAID TO COUGH.

 

7. YOU ONLY NEED TWO TOOLS IN LIFEWD-40 AND DUCT TAPE.

IF IT DOESN'T MOVE AND SHOULD,USE THE WD-40.

IF IT SHOULDN'T MOVE AND DOES,USE THE DUCT TAPE.

 

8. IF YOU CAN'T FIX IT WITH A HAMMER,

YOU'VE GOT AN ELECTRICAL PROBLEM.

 

DAILY THOUGHT:

 

SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES.NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING

BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE

WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS.

I just realized CBS cancelled "Swingtown". That was one of my fav shows!

White folks have "wooonderful" weekends...yo' black @$$ just gotta couple of days off. ~ Steve Harvey~

I Can Do Bad All By Myself - In Theaters September 11

http://icandobadmovie.com/
Say what you will, but IMHO TP gets better each time.

SYTYCD - Powerful Breast Cancer Tribute

This is a very powerful & emotional dance piece dedicated to breast cancer.

I cried. I haven't been effected personally (thank God), but I surely felt the pain.

Your 1st Job

My very first W-2 wage paying job was Peer Tutor.  In 1986,  I just started freshman year in high school & made a whole $3.76 per hour for 1 to maybe 1.5 hours per day, after school.  Ahhhh...the good ole days.

That's yours truly in the v-neck, sleeveless sweater & the bling in the ears (in front of the teacher/monitor).

Tell me about your 1st job.