can i borrow a few bucks.. better yet.. can you get the tickets and hold them for me.. if I win you know where to find me...
I can trust you...RIGHT? you my sis.. I know I can..
*3 weeks later... collect call from the Bahamas* Mo: Hey G... I was calling to tell you I won.. Me: Won What? Mo: You know Me: No I dont (completely forget about the lottery and thought I won a raffle ticket) Mo: Remember the lottery ticket you asked me to get for you Me: yeaaaaaah.... and? Mo: Well.. I won the money...*snickers* (mean ass) Me: What you mean you won... wasnt that my ticket? Mo: Well yeah.. but me and the fella decided that we were gonna accept the money on your behalf Me: You and the fella is about to see my other half if I dont gets my money..
Me: *fuming with anger and disgust while wiping on the vaseline and puttin on the black sneaks over the white socks in preparation to go beat some assmoses... when i realized that I never paid her the money for the tickets... thus not making me the real winner... so I calm down and speak rationally to my sister Mo who is now a lil richer...
Me: Mo... my sweet sweet sistah... Mo: Girl stop all ya stressing.. you know I would never leave you high and dry... Whats mine (in riches) is yours...
So.. moral off this off the wall ass story is that Mo will never forget her friends... I think..
i pretty much understand it.. but it dont tell me how to add some zero's the amount that i get now...
ReplyDeletePlaying lotto might work! :)
ReplyDeletecan i borrow a few bucks.. better yet.. can you get the tickets and hold them for me.. if I win you know where to find me...
ReplyDeleteI can trust you...RIGHT? you my sis.. I know I can..
*3 weeks later... collect call from the Bahamas*
Mo: Hey G... I was calling to tell you I won..
Me: Won What?
Mo: You know
Me: No I dont (completely forget about the lottery and thought I won a raffle ticket)
Mo: Remember the lottery ticket you asked me to get for you
Me: yeaaaaaah.... and?
Mo: Well.. I won the money...*snickers* (mean ass)
Me: What you mean you won... wasnt that my ticket?
Mo: Well yeah.. but me and the fella decided that we were gonna accept the money on your behalf
Me: You and the fella is about to see my other half if I dont gets my money..
Me: *fuming with anger and disgust while wiping on the vaseline and puttin on the black sneaks over the white socks in preparation to go beat some assmoses... when i realized that I never paid her the money for the tickets... thus not making me the real winner... so I calm down and speak rationally to my sister Mo who is now a lil richer...
Me: Mo... my sweet sweet sistah...
Mo: Girl stop all ya stressing.. you know I would never leave you high and dry... Whats mine (in riches) is yours...
So.. moral off this off the wall ass story is that Mo will never forget her friends... I think..
and I got too much damn time on my hands.. lol
Uh YEAAAAA
ReplyDeleteMos def...
ReplyDeleteBut you really thought that scenario thru, huh... lol
Hey... I do what I can... lol
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