Guess what was delivered to me...

Rating:	★★★
Category:	Other

just moments ago & by whom?

Strictly for Laughs..Don't try this at home! :P

 

AMAZING SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES

 

1. IF YOU'RE CHOKING ON AN ICE CUBE,

SIMPLY POUR A CUP OF BOILING WATER DOWN YOUR THROAT.

PRESTO! THE BLOCKAGE WILL INSTANTLY REMOVE ITSELF.

 

2. AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES.

GET SOMEONE ELSE TO HOLD THE VEGETABLES WHILE YOU CHOP.

 

3. AVOID ARGUMENTS WITH THE FEMALES ABOUT LIFTING THE TOILET SEAT

  USE THE SINK.

 

4. FOR HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE SUFFERERS

SIMPLY CUT YOURSELF AND BLEED FOR A FEW MINUTES,

THUS REDUCING THE PRESSURE ON YOUR VEINS.

REMEMBER TO USE A TIMER.

 

5. A MOUSE TRAP PLACED ON TOP OF YOUR ALARM CLOCK

WILL PREVENT YOU FROM ROLLING OVER AND GOING BACK TO SLEEP

AFTER YOU HIT THE SNOOZE BUTTON.

 

6. IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH,TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES.

THEN YOU'LL BE AFRAID TO COUGH.

 

7. YOU ONLY NEED TWO TOOLS IN LIFEWD-40 AND DUCT TAPE.

IF IT DOESN'T MOVE AND SHOULD,USE THE WD-40.

IF IT SHOULDN'T MOVE AND DOES,USE THE DUCT TAPE.

 

8. IF YOU CAN'T FIX IT WITH A HAMMER,

YOU'VE GOT AN ELECTRICAL PROBLEM.

 

DAILY THOUGHT:

 

SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES.NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING

BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE

WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS.

I just realized CBS cancelled "Swingtown". That was one of my fav shows!

White folks have "wooonderful" weekends...yo' black @$$ just gotta couple of days off. ~ Steve Harvey~

I Can Do Bad All By Myself - In Theaters September 11

http://icandobadmovie.com/
Say what you will, but IMHO TP gets better each time.

SYTYCD - Powerful Breast Cancer Tribute

This is a very powerful & emotional dance piece dedicated to breast cancer.

I cried. I haven't been effected personally (thank God), but I surely felt the pain.

Your 1st Job

My very first W-2 wage paying job was Peer Tutor.  In 1986,  I just started freshman year in high school & made a whole $3.76 per hour for 1 to maybe 1.5 hours per day, after school.  Ahhhh...the good ole days.

That's yours truly in the v-neck, sleeveless sweater & the bling in the ears (in front of the teacher/monitor).

Tell me about your 1st job.

 

Adult Q&A (Not FB Friendly...LOL)

(1) Is there anyone on your friends list you would have sex with? 
I already have.

(2) Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
Anytime is the right time.

(3) Have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to puke?
Yep, when I was prego.  The smell of gasoline always made me sick.

(4) Have you ever taken your clothes off for money.
Not in a stripper/whore sort of way.

(5) Shower or bath while having sex?
Shower

(6) Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
He needs to be aggressive as I'm pretty passive most times.

(7) Do you love someone in your friends list?
All of my sista & brother friends.

(8) Love or Money?
Money - man it's a recession.  Love can come later.

(9) Credit cards or cash?
Cash

(10) Have you ever wanted a best friend? 
I've had one all my life.

(11) Camping or a 5 star hotel
5 star Hotel

(12) Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?? 
Hospital room bathroom

(13) Would you shave your entire body (including your head)?
For money I would.  It's only hair.

(14) Have you ever been to a strip club?
Club? No.  I've been to several private parties tho.

(15) Ever been to a bar?
Yes

(16) Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club?
No

(17) Ever been so drunk someone else had to carry you?
No

(18) Had sex in a movie theater?
No

(19) Had sex in a bathroom? 
Yep.

(20) Have you ever had sex at work?
Hell naw.  Never get your honey where you make your money.

(21) Ever been to an adult store?
Yep.

(22) Bought something from an adult store?
Yep.

(23) Have you been caught having sex ?
Once - my BFF walked in on me & my ex.  You have to hear her tell the story for a good laugh.

(24) Does anyone have naughty pics of you?
Negative, chief!

(25) Ever had sex with someone and called them by the wrong name?
No.  I make it a rule not to call names.

(26) Who do you think has the guts to re-post this?
Several folks.

OK, COPY AND REPOST AS
Adult Questions

Who watched Hell's Kitchen tonight?

Save Flexible Spending Plans Now!!!!

http://www.savemyflexplan.org/
Eliminating FSA plans would put a TERRIBLE strain on many hardworking Americans!

War Wounds & Battle Scars

I was watching Lake Placid 2 (yeah, I know ) this past weekend & it got me to thinking, "What if something horrific happened to me & I couldn't be identified via facial recognition or fingerprints??" How would they [or even I, if my memory was lost] figure out who I am/was?

 

Tattoos were the 1st thing that came to mind, but since I have none [chickened out 5 years ago & never looked back], my permanent scars came to mind.

 

Trust & believe, I have many & can tell you how I got each & every one.

• The 20+ year old thigh scar (pictured above), courtesy of my mother, due to her short fuse & my smart mouth (this one deserves it's own blog).
• The 20+ year old burn mark on knee, courtesy of my laziness & a hot iron.
• The 35+ year old foot scar, courtesy of my mother in an effort to remove my infant ID anklet (luckily, I don't recall this incident).
• The 25+ year old German Shepard bite on the front of my leg (I'll have to blog about this too because I was bitten once & but he got my sister about 8 times).

I could go on, but I'm sure you get the picture. With that being said, I'm gonna photograph (and maybe even video) & journal all of my war wounds & battle scars & be sure that those who would be contacted I.C.E. have it.

 

Am I nuts? Hmph! Don't answer that or .

 

Bored?  Occasionally, but there's a method to my madness!

I'm kinda bored as I do laundry so I'm perusing y'alls photo albums.

We need to get the Ply popping again! FB is cool but due to the family connections (including my 1st & only born) I just can't be me...or freaking blog.

BEST WORKOUT FOR YOUR BODY TYPE | Women's Health Magazine

http://www.womenshealthmag.com/fitness/best-workout-for-your-body-type?cm_mmc=Newsletter-_-2009_Jul_13-_-Dose-_-readon

I'm convinced that common sense really ain't all that common these days....*sigh*

Houston! I have a problem! I just signed up for a weekly exercise bootcamp with a few co-workers. (Lord be with me.) Reason being - my loose clothes now "fit" and my fitting clothes are a lil "snug".

I have a PROFOUND respect for those who can speak and/or sing at memorials, funerals, etc., especially at services for loved ones. I tried to speak a few times & Lord, I just don't have the strength...or emotional stability.

Happy Birthday Glenda aka sxysugarlips!!!