Kids & Condoms

As most of you know, my son is damn near grown. He's gotta be 6ft tall, very dark skin, lean muscular build, hair (longer than I care for it to be) in braids, twist, etc., & he's 4-eyed. I guess he must be "in-style" because my phone rang like he paid the damn bill.

Anyway, a while back I was preparing to do some thangs & checked my condom stash, like I normally would {nothing like getting all hot & bothered & needing to run the damn drugstore}. I pull my stash & it's rather light. Now I know what I've been doing & not doing. There's only one explanation, the boy has been in my stash!!

1st let me say I was a lil heartbroken because after all, that's my baby boy. 2ndly I was relieved that all my safe sex preaching didn't go in one ear & out of the other.

Keep in mind I'd ask him periodically if he was having sex & he always said no. I figured he couldn't lie his way out of this one. 

I did him just like Mama did me. I cornered & asked him point blank, "Are you having sex & did you take my condoms?" Imagine his shock. He just stood there looking dumb for a moment. So I asked again. He replied with the usual, "Well....err.....ummmm." I politely told my child that even tho I was disappointed that he didn't come to me 1st like I've been asking for the last 5 years, I was glad he had sense enough to protect himself.

I asked him why didn't he just tell me he needed condoms. He replied, "Maaaaaaaaa, that's just not something you tell your mother." I reminded him that I was 17 once & not that long ago. The only difference was, at 17, I was cradling him in my arms.

We talked a lil bit more & my final words to him were, "If you must go to my stash, leave a note, send a text message or something, letting me know what you have taken." He asked why. I simply stated, "I like to fuck too." I think I scarred him for life.  {Served his thieving ass right, don't cha think?}