Tuesday, November 6, 2007

The Day Mommy Went to Jail


 

 

My Mama was heavy on my mind this morning, so I'm gonna share an old 360 blog about her.

*Sounds like a damn LifeTime TV movie OR the title of a Ghetto Berenstain Bears Book, doesn't it?"*

As most of you know, I grew up in Carr Square Village (aka the north projects) & lived there until I was about 27 years old. As a result, I'm no stranger to crime, drugs - users & dealers, niccas running amok, ghetto fabulousness, teen pregnancy, BeBe's kids, rats, roaches & the occasional stray cat...just to name a few.

Even though I did all I could to keep a low profile my family was no stranger to the drama that goes with ghetto life. My own family called me bourgeois, saying I got it from Muda, but that's another blog for another day.

My mother was a drama queen of sorts, but she didn't take any shit off of anyone. I could write a book about that alone.

"Skip" (my baby sister's (RIP) father ) is an alcoholic (more drama). He was a good dad, when he was sober. So anyway, he left the house one day with my sister, who was barely 2 & riding in a stroller, headed for the corner store. Shortly afterwards our neighbor came & told my mother that Skip was at the store & had gotten drunk. He said he tried to bring my sister home, but Skip wouldn't let him. Keep in mind my mother & "Angel" (my 14 year old younger sister) were very high strung, reactionary people. My mother was pissed & Angel was ready to do battle. They left headed for the store.

My mother came back shortly after with the baby, but Angel wasn't with her. She told me what went down. She argued with Skip & took the baby. He was clowning and acting a fool so my sister knocked him to the ground, he yelled out & she ran. Come to find out, when she pushed him, she sliced his arm open!! They called for help, but my mother headed home before help arrived.

About 20 minutes after she made it home, a police cruiser pulled up in the parking lot. Remember this was the projects & police at any given time was not unusual. I jokingly said, "Mama they're coming for you." Her reply was "Shiiiiiiiiit, I didn't cut that bastard. Angel did." We laughed it off.

Sure as the day is long, the cops came over to our porch to question my mother about the altercation. Skip & his witnesses (another bunch of drunkards) said my mother was the one who cut him! My mother denied it, but she didn't rat out my sister. The cops cuffed her & took her downtown!! I didn't know what the hell to do.

I called my mother's best friend & my grandpa. Papa didn't drive after dark so he told me to find out how much we needed to get her out & take a taxicab to come & get the money. My mom's friend and her husband came to the house. I told them what happened & they got on the phone. They eventually were told that we wouldn't need any money & that my mother would be released shortly.

We waited at the house for my mother to call but she never did. Her friends left to go to the station & when they got there she was gone. Before they made it back, my mother was coming thru the door, with smoke coming out of her ears. I asked her why she didn't call & she said, "I didn't want to pee down there, eat down there, or use the damn phone! I just wanted to get the hell outta there, so I walked!" We only lived a few miles from the downtown station.

We talked & shortly after her friends came back. We found out that Skip did realize it was Angel who shanked him, but he told the police my mother did it because he thought she told my sister to do it. Lawd, now this nicca got my mama ordering hits! Ain't that a bitch?!

It was an ordeal that will never be forgotten & my mother, God rest her soul, never let my sister forget that she went to jail for her.

There is something to be said about a mother's love..........

PS STL People - my mama was in The Evening Whirl....under the "Why" heading....

 

Sunday, November 4, 2007

"Crazy Sayings"

What are some of the craziest sayings you heard as a child and maybe even an adult, which you now may or may not quite understand?

For example, when we used to get into trouble with my granny she would say stuff like: 

"I'm gonna whip your ass `til it ropes like okra."   I still don't know how okra ropes….do you??

Or, "I'm gonna be on you like white on rice."  This one I understood & knew it was ass whipping time.

One of my grandpa's favorites was, "There's more than one way to skin a cat."  Did he not know the vision of a cat being skinned could be quite traumatic for a young child???

My mama used to say she would beat the "cowboy shit or the dogsled shit" outta us.   

My mama and uncle used to also say, "it's colder than whore's heart" or "it's colder than a well-diggers ass in Montana" when the weather dropped below freezing. I don't where my mama got the Montana thing from since she only set foot in Missouri & Illinois......

Saturday, November 3, 2007

My Birthday

Start:     May 3, '08 12:00a
End:     May 3, '08 11:45p
The day I graced the world with my presence.

Peter Pan Ad




One of my fav commercials from way back,...I never forgot the lyrics. LOL

Somebody Has to Say It.......

so it might as well be me!

Mo's Top 360 Multiply Rules

  1. For the love of Cheddar Bay biscuits, please personalize your 360  Multiply invitations. The 360  Multiply default is wack! If you are a friend of a friend, say that. If you like a response you saw on a blog, say that. If my megawatt smile captivated your heart, say that!  Note this doesn't apply to current my 360 connections, 'cause I love me some them!


     
  2. We all make mistakes, even I do. {Hard to believe I know. } However, if your use of the English language, spelling & punctuation isn’t quite up to par, spell checking is a wonderful thing! Google even provides Spell-checker via their toolbar. Your fellow bloggers will appreciate it! There’s nothing worse than needing a translator for your native tongue.


  3. If your main page contains photos you wouldn’t want Big Mama ‘nem seeing, please don’t bother adding me. I log on at work during the day & I’m not trying to get caught up with the IT folks because you like to show off your cleavage (since the full frontal doesn't happen here like on 360) or … some of these lip/tongue shots have gone over the top. Don’t get it twisted now, because I like a nice winkie woo as much as the next woman, {or in some cases the next fella} but I don’t need to see them while at work.


  4. If you’re not a blogger (reader or writer) & the only thing your page contains is photos of your 100+ lovely, lady  friends, don’t bother adding me. I have no desire to review their photos or become a part of your wall of fame {or shame depending on who's already there ).


  5. If your page is blank, consider adding something interesting, i.e., tasteful photos, a blog, some favorites, something…. anything…. before soliciting connections you don’t know.

 

Mo, Sunshine & 'Nem

I met a few friends last night for a few drinks & a lil dancing.  Most of you might recognize Sunshine (far left).  It was good to see everyone, since it might be the last time we hang out before the St. Louis winter hits.  More pics coming soon.


 

Toodles!

Thursday, November 1, 2007

Happy Hour in STL

Happy Hour is going down tomorrow at the

Jazz Lofts! 


Deedles we'll miss you...or at least I will.