I'm Officially a Redhead {kinda} - Red Mahogany to be Exact!

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It's a cell phone pic so it's not that great, but I still think I'm cute! *giggles*

A friend came by and he was looking at me like I was biscuits & gravy. :P

I'll post more pics when I'm out in the sun. It looks fabulous.

Whaddaya think?

World's Largest Swimming Pool - off the Coast of Chile

http://www.victory-cruises.com/pool.html
This has definitely been added to my must see places!

You Purse Whores Betta Watch Ya Handbags.....

http://ncognegra.multiply.com/video/item/64/Wendy_Ho-_Bih_I_Stole_Yo_Purse

Aaron McCargo, Jr. - The Next Food Network Star

http://www.foodnetwork.com/food/show_am
Big Daddy's House premieres Sunday.

Missouri State's Sales Tax Holiday Set for August 1-3

http://dor.mo.gov/news/2008/EkEZuuyV.htm
Time to get those back to school items!

From the Makers of Fukitol

New Drugs for Women

DAMNITOL 
Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for up to 8 full hours. 

EMPTYNESTROGEN 
Suppository that eliminates melancholy and loneliness by reminding you of how awful they were as teenagers and how you couldn't wait till they moved out! 

ST. MOMMA'S WORT 
Plant extract that treats mom's depression by rendering preschoolers unconscious for up to two days. 

PEPTOBIMBO 
Liquid silicone drink for single women. Two full cups swallowed before an evening out increases breast size, decreases intelligence, and prevents conception. 

DUMBEROL 
When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low IQ, resulting in enjoyment of country music and pickup trucks. 

FLIPITOR 
Increases life expectancy of commuters by controlling road rage and the urge to flip off other drivers. 

MENICILLIN 
Potent anti-boy-otic for older women. Increases resistance to such lethal lines as, 'You make me want to be a better person. ' 

BUYAGRA 
Injectable stimulant taken prior to shopping. Increases potency, duration, and credit limit of spending spree. 

JACKASSPIRIN 
Relieves headache caused by a man who can't remember your birthday, anniversary, phone number, or to lift the toilet seat. 

ANTI-TALKSIDENT 
A spray carried in a purse or wallet to be used on anyone too eager to share their life stories with total strangers in elevators. 

NAGAMENT 
When administered to a boyfriend or husband, provides the same irritation level as nagging him, without opening your mouth. 

The "Dr." is in and my presciption pad is ready!

My 75 Year Old Uncle is Getting Married!

You heard me, my uncle is 75 years old (76 in a few weeks) and this son of gun is getting or has gotten married!  *eyeroll*

Usually, I get excited about black love.  Hell, I've even shedded tears for folks getting engaged/married who I've never met (Will & Tia, STO & Feyonce, JT's Unc & new bride, etc.), but this time, I'm just out done.

Mind you, my dear, geriatric uncle has been married 4 times (2nd & 3rd wife are the same woman) & he has a few children who are older than is lovely bride *sarcasm & eyeroll*.  The last time I visited with him (a few years ago) he was talking this foolishness and I tried to talk him out of it. 

I have no doubt my uncle has about 10+ years left on him & this wench is just waiting to cash in.  Now he's not wealthy by any means, but he did OK for himself & all of his children are grown. 

He claims he got shafted after the 4th divorce which I why I questioned his motives in doing this yet again and at his age.  His answer was simply, "I don't want to be alone."  *insert Silkee's world renown record scratch here*  WTF?!?!  Y'all have been shacking for damn near a decade and now you don't want to be alone.  Come on Unc.....

I'm all for the institution of marriage but this is sheer & complete madness. 

Oh, did I mention my other uncle told me that most of the men in our family have "had" this chic at one point or another.  She was my cousin's girlfriend 1st & after being with him for a little while, she test drove the crew and somehow ended up with his father - my mama's big brother.

I suppose congratulations are in order.....*Ugh*