Thursday, December 4, 2008

Important Memo

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TO: ALL BLACK PEOPLE
FROM: YOU KNOW!!
RE: NAMING YOUR DAUGHTERS
DATE: EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY

Please don't start naming your daughters after the President... names such as: Obamanesha , Obamalisha, Obamarette, Obamalaya, Obamaria, Obamanette, Barakala, Barakella, Barakesha, Barakyah, etc. or adding, La, Sha, Da or Ja, Rhi, as a prefix is not allowed. Don't start that mess! PLEASE!!

It is acceptable to name your sons Barack, or even Obama but that is as far as you may go.

YOU HAVE OFFICIALLY RECEIVED THE MEMO AND HAVE BEEN WARNED!

16 comments:

  1. Damn good Advise. LOL

    P.S. Where have you been Ms Mo, missed ya.

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  2. But what about Oba-meka?!

    I will be passing it on!!!!!

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  3. You forgot his middle name. "We just gon spell it dif'rent baby."


    *hauls ass before shoes come flying at my head*

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  4. Thanks Rev! I've been lurking about. It's open enrollment (should be open season on some of these numbskulls...lol) at work so I'll be busy with that until Jan.

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  5. Haha! You sho' right! LOL

    I got this from a friend so I'll ask her to revise it.

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  6. Can I name my new kitty one of these fantabulously ignorant names... lol

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  7. Never thought about that but we all know dang well some ghetto-assed heffa is gonna put that name to her child!!! Black folks really know how to mess up a name and scar their children for life..........sheesh!!!

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  8. You know kisha from the block named her third baby girl by pookie after obama and now he's 1000% sure he's not the baby daddy!lol!

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  9. You know kisha from the block named her third baby girl by pookie after obama and now he's 1000% sure he's not the baby daddy!lol!

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  10. LAWD DAT WAS HEE LARRY US!!!

    If I ever meet you, you got a hug coming.

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  11. Well, De'Obama'Nanna appears to be safe. I must go share this with the good Dr!

    **running to the treehouse*

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  12. Barakala made me howl... lawrd I dont know why that one is so funny......

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  13. Girl bye! LMAO Maury here they come!

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