Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Twitter & The Workplace

Taming Twitter: Did They Really Just Say That?

As recent incidents have shown, on Twitter anything goes. But forward-thinking companies are mitigating risks of using the booming social network by designating Twitter reps and updating electronic communication guidelines.
By Michelle V. Rafter

erhaps by now you’ve heard of the PR guy whose snarky comments about Memphis, Tennessee, to his Twitter followers landed him in hot water with the Memphis-based client he was about to visit, a little company named FedEx.

    Or the congressman whose Twitter posts during a secret trip to Iraq had military officials worried he had compromised the mission’s security.

    And then there’s the very public and very profane exchange between a Canadian journalist and a product-marketing executive.

    As those instances show, organizations are using Twitter for almost anything and everything, often with unintended or even disastrous consequences. The social networking service, which lets people post messages 140 characters at a time to a circle of online friends, has grown so big so fast that it has outpaced companies’ efforts to create user guidelines—or in some cases understand what it is and how it works.

    If this sounds familiar, it should.

    Companies have covered this ground before, first with e-mail, then the Web and more recently with social networks such as Facebook and LinkedIn. In each case, advances in electronic communications forced organizations to decide what employees could or couldn’t do and revise corporate conduct guidelines or acceptable use policies accordingly.

    Although it’s still small compared with social networks like MySpace, Facebook or LinkedIn, Twitter is catching on fast. The 2-year-old service grew 900 percent in 2008 to approximately 6 million users, according to company officials and Internet industry analysts.

    Given the avalanche of things HR departments are dealing with right now—a recession-induced talent upheaval and a new U.S. president intent on revising workplace rules and regulations—they’re not investing lots of energy worrying about Twitter, says Jason Averbook, CEO at Knowledge Infusion, the Minneapolis HR management consulting firm.

    "They’re slammed to the gills just trying to survive, and writing a guide to social media isn’t on top of their to-do list," he says.

    Maybe it should be.

    Because of how it works, Twitter can spread information exponentially faster than e-mail or blog posts.

    Think of Twitter as a giant chat room, but instead of person-to-person conversations, with a mouse click one person can instantly beam a message to however many Twitter users have signed up to "follow" them, whether that’s 20, 200, 2,000 or more. Any of those people can rebroadcast, or "retweet" the original message to their own network and so on and so on.

    Its viral nature makes Twitter powerful but also dangerous, says Michael Krigsman, CEO at Asuret Inc., a Boston IT consultant, and author of the IT Project Failures blog.

    "If a company does well, the positive effect can happen more rapidly than e-mail," Krigsman says. "If a company doesn’t do something or isn’t responding to customers, the possibility of negative spiral is far greater too."

    Some companies have responded by blocking employees’ access to Twitter with the same software they use to block gambling, pornography or other sites they’ve determined could hamper productivity or be perceived as harassment.

    But social networking experts agree that blocking Twitter will backfire.

    "It’s a hopeless battle," says Steve Boese, an adjunct professor at New York’s Rochester Institute of Technology who teaches an HR IT course in the school’s HR master’s degree program. "You can issue blocks but you’ll be blocking more and more. It’s a game, and eventually you’ll give up."

    Besides, social media and HR experts say, there’s nothing stopping an employee from using Twitter to talk about work from their home computer or personal iPhone.

    Some companies have taken the offensive and tapped designated employees to act as their official eyes and ears on the network.

    Comcast, for example, has at least a half-dozen customer service and public relations representatives on Twitter fielding customers’ questions and complaints about the company’s telephone, cable TV and Internet service. UPS, Bank of America, Wachovia, Southwest Airlines, Starbucks and Zappos, the online retailer, all have official corporate accounts on the network for customer service, marketing or both.

    At Yahoo, 25 to 30 employees act as the Silicon Valley tech giant’s official Twitter representatives. Many are product or community managers who get paid to spread information about new Yahoo products and services.

    In early February, Nicki Dugan, a Yahoo corporate communications senior director, became the official corporate voice of Yahoo on Twitter.

    But even tech-savvy companies like Yahoo haven’t sorted everything out.

    Although Yahoo employees have used Twitter in an official capacity for at least a year, the company has yet to revise 4-year-old employee electronic communications guidelines to include the new service.

    The only update has been a wiki Yahoo engineers created in 2008 to share advice on handling complaints customers post on Twitter.

    It’s definitely time for more, Dugan says.

    Although Yahoo hasn’t encountered problems, company officials are discussing creating a separate wiki to spell out Twitter best practices, and are also talking about ways to use Twitter for customer service, she says, adding: "We need to formalize it."

    Having an electronic communications policy or employee-conduct guidelines that cover Twitter won’t mean much if employees don’t know they exist, according to HR and social media experts.

    Guidelines should be spelled out during new employee orientation. They should also be available in handbooks and online in multiple locations, such as on an internal company blog or on its HR employee portal.

    Most important, make sure employees realize Twitter is a public forum, says Krigsman, the IT failures expert.

    Employees may think they’re posting about minor company events, but you had better believe that competitors are out there, hanging on their every word. Says Krigsman: "Twitter is a competitive-intelligence dream tool."

Thursday, March 26, 2009

Office Policies (Oldie but Goodie)

NEW  OFFICE POLICY

Dress  Code:
1) You are advised to come to work  dressed according to your salary.

2) If we see you wearing Prada  shoes and carrying a Gucci bag, we will assume you are doing well financially
and therefore do not need a  raise.

3) If you dress poorly, you need  to learn to manage your money better, so that you may buy nicer clothes, and
therefore you do not need a raise.

4) If you dress just right, you are right where you need to be and  therefore you do not need a  raise.

Sick Days:
We will no  longer accept a doctor's statement as proof of sickness. If  you are able to go to the doctor, you are able  to come to work.

Personal  Days:
Each employee will receive 104  personal days a year.  They are called Saturdays & Sundays.    
 
Bereavement  Leave:
This is no excuse for missing work. There is nothing  you can do for dead friends, relatives or  co-workers. Every effort should be made to have non-employees attend the funeral arrangements in your place. In rare cases where employee involvement is necessary, the funeral should be  scheduled in the late afternoon. We will be glad to allow you to work through your lunch hour and subsequently leave one hour early.

Bathroom  Breaks:
Entirely too much time is being  spent in the toilet.  There is now a strict three-minute time limit in the stalls. At the end of three minutes, an alarm will sound, the toilet  paper roll will retract, the stall door will open, and a picture will be taken. After your second offense, your picture will be posted on the company bulletin board under the 'Chronic Offenders' category.  Anyone caught smiling in the picture will be sanctioned under the company's mental health  policy.

Lunch Break:


*  Skinny people get 30 minutes for lunch, as they  need to eat  more, so that they can look healthy.

*  Normal size people get 15 minutes for lunch to  get a  balanced meal to maintain their average  figure.

* Chubby people get 5 minutes for  lunch, because that's all the time needed to drink a Slim-Fast.

Thank you  for your loyalty to our company. We are here to provide a positive employment experience.  Therefore,
all questions, comments, concerns,  complaints,  frustrations, irritations, aggravations,  insinuations,  allegations, accusations, contemplations,  consternation  and input should be directed  elsewhere.

The Management
Pass this on  to all who are employed!  

Saint Louis Fashion Week Spring 2009 :: Welcome

http://www.saintlouisfashionweek.com/FW_Mar2009/

Friday, March 20, 2009

Tuesday, March 17, 2009

My "Crack" Habits

Now I know you didn't really think I was, as my granny & most elderly people would've said, "on the dope".

This is about my crackish tendencies with things I'm addicted to - like:

Orange-pineapple juice & hotwings - I will straight slice a ninja about these two things! Friends who have been to my house, can tell ya.  I have to have my juice every morning & could eat hotwings everyday.  My guests are pretty much welcome to anything in my fridge, but these items.

Softlips Lip Balm - I love this stuff!  I keep it in my purse, on my nightstand, in both bathrooms, in the kitchen junk drawer, in the car and in my desk at work. (I'm afraid of Carmex after seeing how some folks use it! *lol*)

Ice Tea - I keep a freshly brewed pitcher in the fridge.  My BFF bought me a Mr. Coffee Ice Tea Maker when I got my 1st apartment back in '91.  I've had to replace the pitcher twice but that joker still works!  I already have a replacement in the cabinet when the original finally kicks the bucket...yes it's that serious.

Household & Kitchen Gadgets - Y'all just don't know.  This one deserves a blog of it's own....with photos. *lol*

Office Supplies - I have a serious addiction to pens.  One of the reasons I like going to the doctor's office.  They have the best pens & I usually end up with one or two. (Did I just admit to being a thief?)

My old school music - I have a pretty nice CD collection (almost 500 catalogued on an Excel sheet) and people always want to borrow them.  Hell naw, Bobby.  Feel free to sit & rip, but my music doesn't leave the premises.  No way, no how.

Bath & Body products - We've discussed this before & I have way too much.  My overstock is usually the result of my "buying not because I need it, but because it's on sale".  It's so bad that my people don't even bring their own washes, etc. when crashing at my house, because I have plenty. 

Now, as part of my therapy, I need my fellow fiends to share.  After all, this is therapy!

PS Happy St. Pat's Day!  ... and yes, I'm {part} Irish.

Monday, March 16, 2009

My Latest Reality TV Addiction

http://www.nbc.com/chopping-block/
The Chopping Block with Chef Marc Pierre White

Cooking is not & has never been my thing, but I love cooking shows (Food Network's "Chopped" is another favorite). I suppose I live vicariously thru the chefs. :)

Friday, March 13, 2009

Soul Men

Rating:★★★
Category:Movies
Genre: Comedy
I just finished watching this & let me say it was funnier than I expected. I replayed the bedroom about 6 times - that was hilarious!

If you haven't seen it and need a good laugh, check it out.

Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Before Cable TV & the Internet...

remember what we did for fun?  I surely do because my grandparents never had cable & it took the apartment complex I grew up in forever to even become connected.

 

Monday, March 2, 2009

Weather Related Depression

Do you tend to feel depressed during dark winter days?

Yes -- I'm definitely in a better mood when the sun is shining!
 
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No -- seasonal changes usually don't affect my mood.
 
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Neutral
 
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Even tho it's cold as a whore's heart outside, the sun is shining & that makes the cold just a tad bit easier to bear.

I truly know how plants & other greenery may feel when they start to droop & die when not exposed to direct sunlight.  I need my Vitamin K!

Do you?