Feeling Bitchy (...but it's almost over.)

I swear to you PMS has to be the punishment we get thanks to Eve and that apple!  Whomever coined this mess "the curse" was on the money!

One of the good things about being knocked up is - no periods for 9 whole months!

I'll be 36 years old in a month & have been dealing with this crap since I was 12.  Damn near a quarter of a century is enough, don't cha think?  I don't know how much more I & those around me can take.

My ex & former roomie resorted to bunking on the couch during "period week".   First, I wanted to be booed up with him and 30 minutes later I'm yelling for him to get away from & not to touch me.  He said he couldn't deal with that much "crazy".  {See, now I'm LOL remembering the stupid ass look on his face when he said that.}

Every time I hear Regina King say, "Always. Have a happy period." I cringe.  I love Regina, but if I ever meet her I might be inclined to shake the shit outta her on GP.

Some of my episodes are better than others, but lately this has been driving me mad!  The attitude, the mood swings, the cramps & the insatiable appetite (hence the background) - simultaneously are enough to drive a dead man insane. 

Just the other night, hunger pains woke me around midnight.  Cramps {I take pain killers as the very last resort} & hunger pains do not a good combination make.  Since I'm trying to work on losing a few pounds, I knew I shouldn't be eating but dammit, when fat people get too hungry, we get angry.  

I get out of bed & go to the kitchen.  I devoured a can of pineapple.  Not enough.  I grabbed a box of my Strawberry Whoppers. Still not enough.  I sat, crack & ate an entire big bag of David's sunflower seeds.  You guessed it...still hungry as a mutha.  However, I decided I needed to stop before I damn OD'd or something.

The exact same happened the following night.  This time I had a bowl of oatmeal, chased that with a can of Mandarin oranges & chased that with a Chocolate Payday I had hidden in the freezer.  You would think those combos would've make me sick.  Nope.

One minute I'm jammin a song & smiling remembering the last time I was in love, 2 minutes later I'm crying my eyes out remembering how that sapsucker broke my heart. 

One minute I'm watching Deserving Design & smiling at the outcome.  The next minute I'm in tears thinking about all the never started, half-assed or much needed home improvement projects at my house.

What gives?!  I've always had PMS but never like the last year or so.  Hell, am I bi-polar & just don't know it.  I surely hope not.

For those who don't believe, i.e., men, this shit gets so bad MJB & Angie Stone wrote a song about it!

Ladies, how do you deal with the blues?  I've already purchased the Bacardi.

Coming Where I Come From

Fellas, may I have your attention for a moment?

Fellas, have you had or would you consider a boyzilian wax (definition below)?

 

If not, would you consider it if your partner requested it? Talk to me boys!

 

Ladies, feel free to comment as well.

 

Boyzilian is cosmetology jargon for a male version of the Brazilian waxing.  Full body waxing, including genital and buttock waxing, has been popular in the gay community for some time, and has recently spread to heterosexual males as well.

 

 

Many men, especially in the body building and fitness community especially cyclists, are doing some form of genital waxing.

 

 

Some cyclists have observed that the removal of hair between the legs reduces saddle irritation on long bike rides. Cyclists and swimmers have long removed the hair on the legs to reduce wind resistance and drag underwater.

 

 

In the male version of the Brazilian wax, men will sometimes leave a triangle-shaped patch or runway above the penis untouched (since this area can be exceptionally sensitive to irritation) and a few will sometimes also leave the hair surrounding the anus intact (while removing that found on the buttocks). Many have it all removed out of fastidiousness.

E.L.F. Makeup Clearance Sale!

http://www.eyeslipsface.com/shop.asp
Apparently the make-up line E.L.F. ( Eyes, Lips, and Face) has been bought out by Nordstrom and will be re-packaged with the Nordstrom name on it. They are getting rid of all the make-up in ELF packaging.

I hear it's pretty good make-up. They are selling most everything for $1. Yes - one dollar. You do have to pay shipping, however, even with that charge its cheaper than buying make-up anywhere else and it is fun to try things when you don't have to worry about the cost!

They have powder, mascara, brushes, nail polish, you name it.

Also, if you use the coupon code: CAROLINA you will get $7.50 off your first $15 of your purchase.

And if you spend $53 before tax, you get free shipping with coupon code: SHIP45

Quote of the Day

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We could learn a lot from a box crayons - some are sharp, some are pretty, some are dull, some have weird names, and all are different colors....but they all exist very nicely in the same box.

Top Ten Thurs. - Chaps My @$$

Normally, I try not to sweat the small stuff, but there are some things that just chap my ass, like:

1. Muthafuckas who thump lit cigarettes/butts from moving vehicles.  Damn!  The least you could do is put that shit out in your car before thumping it out.  Hell, you smoked it in your car didn't you?
   
2. Dumb asses who call your phone with that "Did somebody call here?" bullshit.  Negro/bitch please. Ain't nobody looking for your raggedy ass.  If I wanted you, I would've left a message.
   
3. Folks who walk in my cubicle & eyeball my monitors (I have 2).  Get outta my damn business!
   
4. Muthafuckas who forward stupid ass/chain text messages.  Stop it already!  Some of us have to pay for that bullshit.   Matter of fact, if you are not a Verizon customer keep all that to a minimum with me.
5. Busted ass weaves - if you must weave it, weave it right.
   
6. 4 year olds in Pampers!  Come on now, if he/she can form complete sentences it's time (unless, of course the child has special needs).
   
7. Menstrual Cramps - After 25 years this shit still makes me sick.  I think there needs to be an expiration date.....way before age 50....may 30-35. 
   
8. Folks who dog out other folks for any number of things & turn around & do the exact same.
   
9. Pants that shrink in the wash.  I bought tall & I expect them to stay that way.  Is that too much for long-legged sista to ask?!
   
10. DirecTv going out when it rains!  That's when I wanna be inside chilling with the remote.

Whew!  Thanks for listening y'all and as always feel free to comment & share.

4 Year Old may have Accidentally Killed His 2 year Old Brother with a WWE Move

http://www.kmov.com/video/index.html?nvid=232535&shu=1
My heart is breaking for this young mother.