Showing posts with label men. Show all posts
Showing posts with label men. Show all posts

Friday, August 15, 2008

Vasectomy! What's the big deal?

Fellas, I need you to help me understand why the mere topic makes you quiver.

What are you afraid of?  Inability to perform? Loss of stamina?  Or do you just like dealing with umpteen baby mamas (for those with more than 2) & having multiple payroll garnishments?

I know a few manwhores who would greatly benefit from this procedure, as they seem to think when God said, "Be fruitful and multiply." He was speaking only to them. *eyeroll*

My son's donor definitely needs to see a doctor!  I brought it up once during a child support dispute & would've thought I said he need to be castrated, not vasectomized (is that a word? lol)   Mine is 19 and the oldest and the youngest is less than a year old.  There's 4-5 in between that I'm aware of and all I can do is smh.

I've never seen women act as ignant *lol* as men do when it comes to talk or consideration of permanent sterilization.

Fellas, talk to me!  Ladies, you already know you can & should chime in.

Sunday, May 11, 2008

The Perfect Man

Perfect Man

The perfect man. Could there be such a man? Well maybe not a perfect man, but a man who’s perfect for me? I often wonder, but I have faith that there is such a man. Y'all know I tend to lose it every so often.

I figured since I have yet to find this man/he has yet to find me, I might as well work on the blueprint. Keep in mind some of these men were/are only friends & some were/are more than friends. With that being said, here goes nothing.

If I could build my perfect man, he’d have….

  • Eyes like Demetrius - they're mesmerizing.
  • Arms like Darren - nice guns on this one.
  • Smile like Shon - he had a nice smile until he bling'd it up.
  • Hands like Michael - there's something to be said about those strong hands.
  • Legs like Brian - I'm a big girl...need I say more?
  • Walk like Ronald - not quite Denzelish, but sexy all the same.
  • Intellect like Darryl - educated & complicated
  • Scent like Tony B. - Lawd the scents he wore were intoxicating.
  • Sense of humor like Kenny - Talk about busting a gut...this one keeps me Image
  • Dependable like….hmmm…gotta think about this one
  • Attentive like Marcus - made everything all about bratty ass me. Image
  • Passionate like Kevin - nuff said!
  • Loving like Stephen - any questions?
  • Handy like Tony G. - this one could fix anything! My car, the sink, the phone line, you name it & he could fix it.
  • Satisfying like…ha! I ain’t telling!
  • Comforting like Emmanuel - his shoulders should be all cried out.
  • Protective like Anthony - you gotta be ride or die with this one because nobody messes with his baby girl
  • Skilled like Donald - this one has a PhD in Cunnilingus! Image
  • Determined like Charles - was my Air Force One baby luv
  • Talented like Lamont - this one can sing the panties right off ya.Image
  • Deep pockets like Donald Trump - Cha-ching! (A girl can dream can't she?)
  • Style like Idris Elba! He is my baby's daddy...he just doesn't know it yet.

Ta da!  There's my perfect man!

Friday, April 18, 2008

The Comfort of a Man

Ladies, I don't know about you all, but after all the shake, rattle & rolling that happened during the wee hours of the morn, I realized I need the comfort of a man more than I thought I did.

Now, don't get me wrong or think this is an act of desperation, because it's not.  That would be the case if I settled for any old yahoo who comes my way & that ain't even happening.  Now more than ever, I want the comfort my father gave my mother & my grandfather gave my grandmother.

I want not just any man, not somebody else's man, not a "too many women-not enough time" man, not a lazy, shiftless, self-absorbed man, not "another man's" man (we know they're out there), not a good-for-nothing, (well maybe a good screw) man.  An honest man, a strong man, a faithful man, a loving, caring & passionate man, a self-sufficient man, a providing & protective man, a satisfying man, a man who complements me, hell, a handy man....a manly man, a real man.

Fellas please don't take this as a rant from another bitter bitch, because it's not.  I know you are out there, maybe not in my 100 mile radius, but out there nonetheless.

Just something that was on my mind.

Stephanie said it best.  Click here for a listen.

Friday, April 4, 2008

Fellas, may I have your attention for a moment?

Fellas, have you had or would you consider a boyzilian wax (definition below)?

 

If not, would you consider it if your partner requested it? Talk to me boys!

 

Ladies, feel free to comment as well.

 
Boyzilian is cosmetology jargon for a male version of the Brazilian waxingFull body waxing, including genital and buttock waxing, has been popular in the gay community for some time, and has recently spread to heterosexual males as well.
 
 
Many men, especially in the body building and fitness community especially cyclists, are doing some form of genital waxing.
 
 
Some cyclists have observed that the removal of hair between the legs reduces saddle irritation on long bike rides. Cyclists and swimmers have long removed the hair on the legs to reduce wind resistance and drag underwater.
 
 
In the male version of the Brazilian wax, men will sometimes leave a triangle-shaped patch or runway above the penis untouched (since this area can be exceptionally sensitive to irritation) and a few will sometimes also leave the hair surrounding the anus intact (while removing that found on the buttocks). Many have it all removed out of fastidiousness.