Perfect ManThe perfect man. Could there be such a man? Well maybe not a perfect man, but a man who’s perfect for me? I often wonder, but I have faith that there is such a man. Y'all know I tend to lose it every so often.
I figured since I have yet to find this man/he has yet to find me, I might as well work on the blueprint. Keep in mind some of these men were/are only friends & some were/are more than friends. With that being said, here goes nothing.
If I could build my perfect man, he’d have….
- Eyes like Demetrius - they're mesmerizing.
- Arms like Darren - nice guns on this one.
- Smile like Shon - he had a nice smile until he bling'd it up.
- Hands like Michael - there's something to be said about those strong hands.
- Legs like Brian - I'm a big girl...need I say more?
- Walk like Ronald - not quite Denzelish, but sexy all the same.
- Intellect like Darryl - educated & complicated
- Scent like Tony B. - Lawd the scents he wore were intoxicating.
- Sense of humor like Kenny - Talk about busting a gut...this one keeps me
- Dependable like….hmmm…gotta think about this one
- Attentive like Marcus - made everything all about bratty ass me.
- Passionate like Kevin - nuff said!
- Loving like Stephen - any questions?
- Handy like Tony G. - this one could fix anything! My car, the sink, the phone line, you name it & he could fix it.
- Satisfying like…ha! I ain’t telling!
- Comforting like Emmanuel - his shoulders should be all cried out.
- Protective like Anthony - you gotta be ride or die with this one because nobody messes with his baby girl
- Skilled like Donald - this one has a PhD in Cunnilingus!
- Determined like Charles - was my Air Force One baby luv
- Talented like Lamont - this one can sing the panties right off ya.
- Deep pockets like Donald Trump - Cha-ching!
(A girl can dream can't she?)
- Style like Idris Elba! He is my baby's daddy...he just doesn't know it yet.
Ta da! There's my perfect man!
I swear, if I had a way to go to my lab and create the perfect man -- I would have a long time ago. But it appears as though sometimes in order to make up one good man, it takes 5 (or more) to make up one decent man.
ReplyDeleteIf you build him, you will come...LOL!!!
ReplyDeleteand then everything else becomes irrelevant, seemingly, temporarily anyway...
ReplyDeleteHello!
ReplyDelete*nodding in agreement*
ReplyDeleteDamn Calgon...give me Big Don! *giggles & swoons*
ReplyDeleteIf only this were possible. If only. LOL
ReplyDeleteSee brothers....I give you all props as they are due.
ReplyDeleteYou forgot about my near-photographic memory. I have never forgotten a birthday or anniversary.
ReplyDeletehave you all heard of semi-perfect man i done wrong now but now i am better
ReplyDeleteI'm sure "she" knows that.
ReplyDeleteI agree with what Eddie Murphy said, "Find the perfect person for you, cause we're not perfect, so find someone just as fucked up as you are and settle down" lol
ReplyDeleteHA!!!!
ReplyDeleteLOL!! That's exactly why I said perfect for me.
ReplyDeleteYou Talking Bout Ms Coleman
ReplyDeleteJust gimme the swag of Idris and the smile of Lamman. I don't need him to talk, just sit there and look pretty.
ReplyDeleteI wish we could all make what we want piece by piece. Somehow, someway, we'd forget something and end up with another regla man.
Yep! Like leaving that pinch of baking soda out of the peanut butter cookie recipe....all fucked up.
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