Just for the sake of an interesting discussion, let's say you could be transformed into a "higher power"...one who was capable of deciding what is sinful & what is not.
- What would no longer be a sin?
- What would become a sin?
For me, myself personally, premarital sex would not be a sin. Hell, we all, well most of us, are doing it anyway. Purposeful, delinquent non-child support offenders would pay dearly.
I'd be a Mo-ninite! LOL
ReplyDeleteActually, I don't believe in SIN. Yes we do make mistakes and do bad things, but SIN itself means to "MISS THE MARK". Before the word was adopted by the Europeans, it meant, you missed the target you was aiming at, therefore you went hurry for that night. The Jews that is created with writing the Old Testament where SIN was first mentioned do believe in Christian version of SIN.
ReplyDeletePre-Marital Sex would no longer be a sin.
ReplyDeletePutting those cardstock thingees in magazines would be punishable by death.
Ain't that the truth?!
ReplyDeleteI can't STAND 'em! Either they are glued/stapled so tight in there they are keeping pages open, or they are just loose and falling out all over the place. *ugh* Waste of precious trees!
ReplyDeleteLying on the internet to get laid would become a CARDINAL sin.
ReplyDeleteI'd be at your church every day if that was true LOL !
ReplyDeleteOh... and of course people who steal motorcycles deserve to spontaneously combust and burn SLOW.
ReplyDeleteBeing gay or bisexual would not be a sin.
ReplyDeleteBeing abusive to children would make you shoot straight down to hell.
See... I can't come to your church... LMAO...
ReplyDelete(yes, I dig in them asses... HAHAHA)
LOLLLL
ReplyDeleteUh Silkee, this weekend my daughter got fresh with me and as soon as I stood up from the couch, she ran like her feet did not even touch the ground, up into her built in bunk bed in the far corner so I could not reach her. Make no mistake, I'll get on a munchkin in second for disrespect. (although my spankings you would probably laugh at. LOL)
I meant the diddlers, rapers, torturers, the sickos...
Okay yeah, them bastards burn in hell..go directly to hell, do not pass go, do not collect $200... *ugh*
ReplyDelete(Like I said, all I did was beat mine when she had it coming)
You know, some folks don't know the difference between discipline & abuse. Burning kids with cigarettes & shit like that is physical abuse. Good ole fashioned big mama beat downs didn't kill us.
ReplyDeletePeople who make popcorn in the office need to be drawn and quartered. That ish stanks!!!!!!!
ReplyDeletePeople who burn popcorn in the microwave at work... that smell takes hours to clear.... ***Looking at the heffa right now who did that shit... uuuggghhhh**
ReplyDeleteThe heffa that cooks popcorn every damn day sits right next to me, too! I want to tell her, why don't you eat some real food.... she's a closet pill popper/diet fiend. All she eats is popcorn!
ReplyDeletePopcorn diet... lol never heard of it... lol
ReplyDeleteI would agree with Krispy Kris in saying that I would make being bi,gay or les not a sin.. (love who you want)...
ReplyDeleteI would Sin-ify big booty chics flaunting all the butt-icity... Us compact butt girls having a hard time getting some action... lol
I'll take popcorn over fish any day of the week!
ReplyDeleteDon't be a hater on us bootylicious chics! I can loan ya some if need be! I've been known to knock shit off desks and book cases with my enormous cheeks!
ReplyDeleteI'll do fish just to piss them off... Im kinda mean like that... lol
ReplyDeleteWomen who wear extremely dark (Navy) or black hose with anything other than a navy or black shoe would have to drop and give me 20 Hail Mary's.
ReplyDeleteThankfully we don't have too many fish offenders in our office. But this popcorn be killing me...every day? every SINGLE day?!!!....ugh! I'm starting to not like popcorn cause of this chic!
ReplyDeleteCan you have someone from HR discuss that with her?
ReplyDeleteOr women wearing big ass shoes and their toes be slipping off the front scraping the sidewalk, or people with ill fitting trousers that are so long they get eaten up by the heel of their shoe!!!
ReplyDeleteI'll have to check into that. It's a nauseating smell and now there are known cases of folks with that popcorn lung disease caused by the fake oil/butter used to make it. I may have a case to complain!
ReplyDeleteI couldn't go to your church LOL(not because I could perform the sin because I can't (because I'm a dude, having my manparts and all lol) but I could not congregate in such a place that would deny them their god given right to flaunt their god given assets LOL)
ReplyDeleteDang... I was just about to order a bucket of Garretts for you... for next sunday... good thing I didnt...lol
ReplyDeleteGet out... You lying, Right? lol
ReplyDeleteSheeeesh, learn something new every day
Now Garrett's...that I'll never be tired of!!!! Remember, I like the city mix (half carmel, half cheddar)
ReplyDeleteYeah, that popcorn lung disease has been verified in workers at the factories where the popcorn is packaged. There has been at least one case where consumer claims to have gotten it as well.
ReplyDeleteYou and your manparts are so welcomed... Butt dang... do they have to be so damn butt-nificent... Im trying to be positive about what I have, butt its hard when all these Butt-tabulous, bulky in the butt-ocks, big-bulged babes are being boastrous bout being butt-nificent.... lmaoooooooo
ReplyDeleteThe doors of the non-butt chuch is open... come as you are no butt and all..
Having busted up dried, cracked heels whilst wearing flip flops or sandals shall cause one to be stoned....
ReplyDeleteCarmal only woman... lol And I just finished off a bag last night... loves that stuff
ReplyDeleteSay that nine times fast!
ReplyDeletelmaoooooooooo I tried 5 and i got tongue-tied...lol
ReplyDeleteI have weird feet... long and VERY narrow. I have trouble with that whole "foot sliding through and toes hang gliding" thing.. which is why I RARELY wear open toed shoes.
ReplyDeleteAnother HUGE sin:
Women wearing bras that don't fit and it looks like they've got FOUR boobs.
baring your midriff when your tummy sticks out more than your ass does! VERILY I SAY UNTO THEE.. COVER THAT SHIT UP!
I have wide feet and thus have that bread dough effect of spillage coming out the side of the shoe. I have to be very careful about the styles I choose...
ReplyDeleteSpeaking of mid-drifts, what about those big bellied chics with the belly rings... there's a lady at my church, a deaconess no less, and she swears up and down that she's a sexy old thang. She had the nerve to wear a two piece swimsuit at the church picnic, chunks of bellying rolling over the bottom with shiny piece of jewelry hanging down from the navel. I had to give her props though, she's VERY confident. Gotta luv it! She showed up to the fashion show rehearsals with a see through skirt and you could see her undies. Which brings me to the next sin:
Thou shalt choose the correct undergarments when wearing white or fresh linens. Or else risk laughter and scorn by others....
How old we talking... cuz that will determine my mental visual of this case...
ReplyDeleteI'm talking 60 or better....
ReplyDeleteDammit... I just ate my lunch....lol
ReplyDeleteKeep in mind, she's a jazzy mature women when she wants to be, but some days.......boy, some days, she be slipping! I shouldn't be able to see your bra like ever! That's for you and your man... LOL
ReplyDeleteI love her like an play aunty though...I told her myself, you are just too damn fast! Slow it down...you killing me softly... lol
ReplyDeletelol...
ReplyDeleteWell... I can't say much about that cause I have one... (a navel piercing)
ReplyDeletebut I don't go around showing it to folk either!
That's right, for you and your man's eyes only! A treat for him and you to feast upon.
ReplyDeleteNow if I could get sister deaconness to try that instead of showing it off to the whole entire church...that's another story. LOL
I know thats right !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteRobar uvas de un soporte de fruta hacen ya no es un pecado.
ReplyDeleteSINS
ReplyDeleteBad personal hygiene
Abuse of any kind
Folks who think they are more talented than they think they are
Racism...both internalized and otherwise
Tyler Perry plays
Telemarketing and spamming
Using someone else's photo on your social network page
Mistreatment of fat folks
Breeding pit bull terriers to be vicious
Leaving public restrooms w/o washing your hands
Probably more to come...
Yo sólo hago que de vez en cuando (riéndose)
ReplyDeleteSexual behavior between people of the same sex would not be considered a sin
ReplyDeleteBeing over 30 and living at home with your parents would be a sin
¡Vergüenza en usted, rojo! (sejeción)
ReplyDeletesé, pero esto es tanta diversión
ReplyDeleteLooks like we would ALL break our necks to make pre-marital sex NO LONGER a sin. LOL....heck yeah.
ReplyDeleteI would make slowpoke drivers who hold up traffic, along with RubberNeckers downright SINFUL.
As well as...rudeness....OOPS....that might already be a sin, I think.
People who speak Spanish deliberately in the presence of non spanish speakers should be beat!
ReplyDeleteaprenda a hablar español, heffa
ReplyDeleteHell yeah!
ReplyDeleteIf I thought I needed to learn to HABLA ESPANOL, i WOULD.
ReplyDeleteThis is AMERICA, dammit.
Qué le tomó tan largo conseguir aquí la Sra Mo Sassi?
ReplyDeleteAsí que qué dice usted Sue Sedosa?
ReplyDeleteYou know what... I aint even fooling with you today.
ReplyDeleteHolla back when you're speaking English.
They wish! You know they found an on-line translator for this. LOL
ReplyDeleteI aint scurrred to say it... I use that mofo all the time to speak to my spanish speaking patients... Im back in full english now...
ReplyDeleteCalling anyone's phone, esp. mine, with that, "You just call here?" shit would be punishable by loss of tongue!
ReplyDeleteDang Kels...it only stanks when they burn it. Then they need to be slapped! LOL
ReplyDeleteあなた自身のために、赤い話しなさい。私はこれらの人々と取り引きに外国語で話さなければならない!
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ReplyDeleteLMAO!!
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeew.... Mike you got me on this one...lol
ReplyDeleteIf we could only fix tacky.....
ReplyDeleteGirl go tell HR it's making you nauseous. They should confine her to the break/lunchroom with it at that point.
ReplyDeleteGirl I used to want to SCREAM at folk...I don't care if your purse is pink and black... and the blouse under your pink suit is pink white and black... DO NOT... FOR THE LOVE OF SWEET JESUS put them gotdamn black pantyhose on with them PINK SHOES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
ReplyDelete**breathing hard**
Preach!
ReplyDeleteI knew that was coming! LOL
ReplyDeleteAre you speaking negatively about Pink or simply black... I really need to know, cuz them sound like fighting words....
ReplyDeleteI luv ya Silky Sue, dont get the bats... lol
Taffy's hungry....
ReplyDeleteWhile we continue on the topic of with fashion sins, it is still wrong to wear white before Memorial Day and/or after Labor Day, am I correct?
ReplyDeletebring him on.. I got protection of my own...
ReplyDeletewell, when he's not drunk and drinking... lol
Girl stop! LOL That died with my granddaddy back in '91.
ReplyDeleteI'm wearing my white whenever I feel like it.
Only in the Bible Belt. The rest of the world stopped caring about that shit years ago. LOL
ReplyDelete(I actually think blazing white shoes are tacky unless it's the height of summer though)
That's LUNCH for Taffy....
ReplyDeleteGood blog, Mo! I can't think of anything right now...my brain is fried and I'm sleepy. =(
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