As most of you know, I'm knocking on 36's door as we speak. Our course I'm thinking about a whole host of things, & this blog came to mind.
I wanna do over! (That's me with those long ass legs at age 4. The baby is 1 year old & the little boy was 6 or 7.)
Remember how we used to yell that out {as children} when things didn't go our way?
- I don’t wanna be grown! I wanna be a kid!
- I don’t wanna work. I wanna go back to school & take the summers off.
- I don’t wanna pay a mortgage. I wanna live in Muda & Papa’s house.
- I don’t wanna pay bills. I wanna have all the luxuries of heat, a/c, phone, etc. at the cost of someone else.
- I don’t wanna buy groceries. I wanna tell Momma & Muda what I like & let them do the shopping.
- I don't wanna prepare breakfast. I wanna awake to the smell of bacon, eggs & pancakes, courtesy of Muda.
- I don’t wanna attend parent/teacher conferences. I wanna be the kid beaming because I’m a top student.
- I don’t wanna go to the Principal's office because my son is in trouble, yet again. I wanna go to the Principal's office & see my name on the honor roll wall.
- I don’t wanna buy $4.00 a gallon gas. I wanna ride shotgun in Papa’s ’72 Cadillac Coupe DeVille.
- I don’t wanna worry about or pay for home repairs. I wanna tell Papa what’s broken & let him work it out.
- I don’t wanna pay $300 for a plane ticket. I wanna pack my Sesame Street suitcase & wait for my Aunt’s RV to pull up & take us to our destination.
- I don't wanna visit my Mother's grave on Mother's Day. I wanna make those lil cards from colored construction paper & flowers from pastel tissue paper, scented with the teacher's cheap perfume.
I wanna go to sleep at night without a care in the world.
I think sometimes I dont realize the things I (or people in general) take for granted... Everyday...
ReplyDeleteBut those are some skinny legs...lol
ReplyDeleteI was 4 heffa!
ReplyDeleteI did too...until she was gone.
ReplyDeleteBig ole sappy hug....
ReplyDeleteYou aint feeling over the hill or anything like that are you... 30's is the new 20's remember...
ReplyDeleteYou're brooding over 36??? Wait till you reach MY age! LOL!
ReplyDeleteNot at all. I'm still fat, but fine & fabulous! *grin*
ReplyDeleteMo's knees look like my baby's...all knobby n'stuff...LOL
ReplyDeleteI'm feeling that list girl. Could it be it was all so simple then!
lol... Is that anything like Big, Bulky and Bitchy....
ReplyDeletePlease dont get me on a roll cuz I'll be going all damn night... lol
Now, how come all kids at that age... or at least in our era had them crazy 2 or 3 braids or ponytails... I swear my momma didnt know how to comb a little girls hair... And granted she had my sister to practice on before I got here... But she sucked at it... One of these days, I'll get over my embarrassment and post one of those bad hair day pictures... lol
ReplyDeleteEven tho I'm fat, my knees, feet & elbows tell you I ain't really 'sposed to be. *smh @ me*
ReplyDeleteYou are soooooooooooo lucky I like yo' lil boy looking ass!! LOL
ReplyDeleteDamn, if this wasn't an eye-opener to change my appearance I dont know what is...
ReplyDelete*thinking*
*thinking real hard*
*scratching head*
Nope, aint changing... I kinda like my look... But in the voice of Money Mike, but the words switched up just a bit... "IMMA GIRL DAMEN, IMMA GIRL"
LOL
Don't you change a thing! ...and why was I thinking about Money Mike too?! LMAO
ReplyDeletePeace out! I'll be back in the am.
Cuz great minds think alike... Or rather my ingenious mind filters off on other people... lol
ReplyDeleteI expect you back here at 6am...
We got more partying to do chick...
Its not every day we turn 36,
needingsome kind of fix,
eating food with chopsticks,
waiting for the house music mini-mix,
daring to try out your new kinky tricks,
I dont even wanna know how many licks,
but however you get your kicks,
just dont go grabbing random dicks,
Now go to bed cuz the clock still ticks....
lol...
Ahhhhh it's my day off so I'm going back to sleep! YAWNS!
ReplyDeleteI want the peace of mind you have as a child. Nothing to work about, just play, chew bubble gum and jump rope lol
ReplyDeleteAnd I wish I could have taken life more seriously my senior year, and instead of getting pregnant used the damn full scholarship I received.
want the peace of mind you have as a child. Nothing to worry about, just play, chew bubble gum and jump rope lol
ReplyDeleteAnd I wish I could have taken life more seriously my senior year, and instead of getting pregnant used the damn full scholarship I received.
i want the peace of mind you have as a child. Nothing to worry about, just play, chew bubble gum and jump rope lol
ReplyDeleteAnd I wish I could have taken life more seriously my senior year, and instead of getting pregnant used the damn full scholarship I received.
I don't think I would want to go all the way back to childhood(don't want to live through some of that ish again LOL). I'd go back to College. College was the GREATEST
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