[When is the last time you wanted to punch someone in their face?]
Monday! Muthafuckas who pull 6 figures shouldn’t be so damn dumb.
[What is the last thing you spent money on?]
A few things from the LB friends & family sale.
[Who is the most attractive female on your myspace friends list?]
All my friends got it going on!
[Do you think you gained or lost weight this past month?]
Neither! …and I ain’t too fucking happy about it either.
[Crunchy or Puffy Cheetos?]
Crunchy
[Congratulations! You just had a son, what's his name?]
As if?! …but if it could happen, it would be combo of his father & my daddy.
[Congratulations! You just had a daughter, what's her name?]
As if, one mo’ ‘gin! ….but if it could happen, I’d name her after me, since I can’t get anyone else to do it. I need a namesake dammit!
[What are you craving right now?}
His kisses.
[What was the last thing you cried about?]
Missing my mama.
[When you buy something and your change is 2 cents, do you keep it or tell them to keep it?] I toss it in the lil change cup most places have for those who always need a few extras cents.
[What color is your tissue box?]
The cardboard floral it came in.
[Do you have a ceiling fan in your room, and if so, is there dust on that?]
Hell naw. Ceiling fans over the bed worry me.
[What is the last voicemail you received about?]
An employee garnishment.
[Have you ever blocked someone on MySpace before?]
Yes.
[Scariest thing you've experienced in the last year?]
My son’s car caught fire & he was still in it! He escaped w/o a scratch.
[Do you wear a name tag at work?]
No
[What do you usually order from Taco Bell?]
Three hard tacos, mild sauce & a mango Fruitista.
[Have you ever had a garage sale?]
Nope, but I should. If “Clean House” ever fucking leaves the state of Cali, I’d tear my house up just to get some help.
[What color is your iPod?]
iPod? Ha! My MP3 player is bronze in color.
[What is the last alcoholic beverage you had?]
Melon Ball Boone’s Farm (somma y’all already know)
[Are you happy right now?]
Semi
[Who came over last?]
A man called “Hawk” (no seriously, Hawkins is his last name)
[Do you drink beer?]
Yuck.
[Have your brothers or sisters ever told you that you were adopted?]
No. I’m the big sister & that was my job.
[What is your favorite key on your key chain?]
The one the continues to open the door to the place I call home.
[What was the last movie you watched at home?]
I attempted to watch “The Hunted” but fell asleep.
The song in slot #6 matches this person.
The song in slot #7 represents this person.
