I got 8 outta 12, also. I would be too afraid to carry a lipstick vibrator around in my purse. Well, maybe not now, but back when my girls were smaller, they loved to play in my make up. I woulda been MORTIFIED if the lipstick got to vibrating! Lawd!
Um, uhh, yeah. I wasn't home and I told him he could hook his playstation up in my room. He played it on my bed and afterward, when he went to fix my bed back, he set the blinkin' thing off. Called me on my cell to ask what it was.
Lawd, I had to lie! You can't tell your 7-yr-old son that he just found Mommie's boyfriend!
Just when you think he's forgotten.....one day his knee will be hurting ....and he'll want to use it to help the hurt go away. LMAO
Which reminds me of a embarrassing boy story. My son has a bad habit of busting into the bathroom without knocking. I was in there handling some "woman business" when he busted in and went "MAMA WHAT IS THAT!!!???" I lied and said it was a big band-aid. I'll let you guess what it actually was.
Dang.. I only got 7. (I did get the Willy Mold correct... LOL!)
ReplyDeleteI got 7 out of 12. I tried to make them all sex toys. I could think of some stuff for that rain stick. I guess I should really go to bed now. LOL
ReplyDelete8 out of 12.... lol... Dammit, I messed up on the gravy bowl....lol
ReplyDeleteI just knew that banana thing was for a big willy. *giggles*
ReplyDeleteI don't wanna see a blog about somebody pouring gravy on yo ass! LOL
ReplyDeleteDamn, you know how to kill a sistah's high... Some how you knew I was in midstream of creating a new blog....
ReplyDelete**walking away with head down in shame....
I was wondering what the hell you were saying... I think Im just slow as hell today... tomorrow will be better... I hope...lol
ReplyDeleteVibrating penguin...hmmmmm lol
ReplyDeleteI got 6 right!
I suck...only got 4 right. Some of those were trick questions!
ReplyDeleteTell your boo to take it & see what he gets.
ReplyDeleteInteresting lil fella ain't he? HAHAHA
ReplyDeletePSA... We interrupt this program for an announcement
ReplyDeleteFor anybody viewing Ms Mo's blog today, if you have NEVER seen the movie GREASE, please stop by my page and let me know... this is serious...
Now back to your scheduled program...
Don't kill me Mo... but I can't let Kels get the upper hand... The gloves are coming off now...
ReplyDeleteAwww hecks naw! Now you are up in Ms Mo's place with your PSA....LOL! You are a desparate mess! LOLOLOL!!! wooooooweeeeeee!
ReplyDeleteShhhhhhhhhhhh Don't say anything,,, maybe she won't see it.... lol
ReplyDeleteKels, I special ordered a straight jacket...just for her.
ReplyDeleteLMAOOOOOOOOO MAKE SURE ITS THE RIGHT SIZE..
ReplyDeleteI got 8 outta 12, also. I would be too afraid to carry a lipstick vibrator around in my purse. Well, maybe not now, but back when my girls were smaller, they loved to play in my make up. I woulda been MORTIFIED if the lipstick got to vibrating! Lawd!
ReplyDelete*twirling and fainting*
"MAMA! Why yo lipstick shaking??" LMAO
ReplyDeleteDon't laugh! Why did I tell my son that the thing he accidently set off in my pillow case was to help my knee after I tore my ACL???
ReplyDelete*hanging my head in shame*
Nae!!! He didn't see it did he? LOL
ReplyDelete*sighing heavily, head still hung*
ReplyDeleteUm, uhh, yeah. I wasn't home and I told him he could hook his playstation up in my room. He played it on my bed and afterward, when he went to fix my bed back, he set the blinkin' thing off. Called me on my cell to ask what it was.
Lawd, I had to lie! You can't tell your 7-yr-old son that he just found Mommie's boyfriend!
*feeling lightheaded*
I'm dying over here!!! LMFAO!!!! You just made my day.
ReplyDelete*crossing fingers hoping the boy child forgets mommy's lil friend*
He's almost 9 now and therapy is a beautiful thing.
ReplyDelete*wink*
Just when you think he's forgotten.....one day his knee will be hurting ....and he'll want to use it to help the hurt go away. LMAO
ReplyDeleteWhich reminds me of a embarrassing boy story. My son has a bad habit of busting into the bathroom without knocking. I was in there handling some "woman business" when he busted in and went "MAMA WHAT IS THAT!!!???" I lied and said it was a big band-aid. I'll let you guess what it actually was.
I got 8 right! Funny...
ReplyDeleteHowlee Lawwrrrdddd!!!!! I sho hope that doesn't happen! LMAO!!!!!
ReplyDelete*utterly mortified all over again*
I'm dead!!!! LMAO
ReplyDeleteWait til he is grown and I tell him about himself. He will be too.
ReplyDeleteAwwww damn.....let's pray his memory of that day is completely erased. LOL
ReplyDeleteSame prayer that went up for Nae's boy goes up for PK!! LOL
ReplyDeleteLOL They're gonna need em.
ReplyDeleteYes, let's!
ReplyDelete*head bowed, hands clasped together, eyes closed TIGHT*
Looks like somebody got a lil BDSM in 'em! *snicker*
ReplyDelete*don't know how I missed this when you posted*
Woo hoo! 8 out of 12!
ReplyDelete**Off to order a vibrating pen..for research purposes only...**
Shhhh...Twin, gotta keep that on the low. LOL
ReplyDeleteOk, let us know what your "research" finds out.
ReplyDeleteI got 7 out of 12, and those handcuffs were a damn trick!!!!! Pfffttt
ReplyDeleteThe handcuffs definitely were a trick. Who would think handcuffs on a chain would be a necklace?
ReplyDeleteThose handcuffs may not have benn a toy but I know if you wore them they would advertise.
ReplyDeleteHell yeah.
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