...and Another One

[When is the last time you wanted to punch someone in their face?]
Monday!  Muthafuckas who pull 6 figures shouldn’t be so damn dumb.

[What is the last thing you spent money on?]
A few things from the LB friends & family sale.

[Who is the most attractive female on your myspace friends list?]
All my friends got it going on!

[Do you think you gained or lost weight this past month?]
Neither!  …and I ain’t too fucking happy about it either.

[Crunchy or Puffy Cheetos?]
Crunchy

[Congratulations! You just had a son, what's his name?]
As if?!  …but if it could happen, it would be combo of his father & my daddy. 
 
[Congratulations! You just had a daughter, what's her name?]
As if, one mo’ ‘gin!  ….but if it could happen, I’d name her after me, since I can’t get anyone else to do it.  I need a namesake dammit!

[What are you craving right now?}
His kisses.

[What was the last thing you cried about?]
Missing my mama.

[When you buy something and your change is 2 cents, do you keep it or tell them to keep it?]  I toss it in the lil change cup most places have for those who always need a few extras cents.

 

[What color is your tissue box?]
The cardboard floral it came in.

[Do you have a ceiling fan in your room, and if so, is there dust on that?]
Hell naw.  Ceiling fans over the bed worry me.

[What is the last voicemail you received about?]
An employee garnishment.

[Have you ever blocked someone on MySpace before?]
Yes.

[Scariest thing you've experienced in the last year?]
My son’s car caught fire & he was still in it!  He escaped w/o a scratch.

[Do you wear a name tag at work?]
No

[What do you usually order from Taco Bell?]
Three hard tacos, mild sauce & a mango Fruitista.

[Have you ever had a garage sale?]
Nope, but I should. If “Clean House” ever fucking leaves the state of Cali, I’d tear my house up just to get some help.

[What color is your iPod?]
iPod?  Ha!  My MP3 player is bronze in color.

[What is the last alcoholic beverage you had?]
Melon Ball Boone’s Farm (somma y’all already know)

[Are you happy right now?]
Semi

[Who came over last?]
A man called “Hawk” (no seriously, Hawkins is his last name)

[Do you drink beer?]
Yuck.

[Have your brothers or sisters ever told you that you were adopted?]
No.  I’m the big sister & that was my job.

 

[What is your favorite key on your key chain?]
The one the continues to open the door to the place I call home.

[What was the last movie you watched at home?]
I attempted to watch “The Hunted” but fell asleep.