LMAO when I worked in the ER a dude came in with a "broken" penis... his girlfriend was on top and came down on him the right way. If the injury doesn't heal right it can cause a curvature of the penis related to Peyronie's Disease.
That fool was a hurt DAWG, I tell you, his color was just all off, he was kinda grayish and he was crying a little. He was scared of what the doc was gonna have to do to "fix" it.
Even doing registration, you see all manner of ill shit in the ER... for more "urgent" patients that for whatever reason are not ambulatory, the "Patient Verification Interviewers" as we were called had to go to the back and do the write ups. They couldn't have any treatment without the paperwork, an armband for ID and a blue plate to swipe the carbons on.
The craziest thing I ever saw was a woman that had been bitten repeatedly by a bottle nosed dolphin. She had hundreds of puncture wounds on her arm. And there was the guy with the severed foot in the ice bucket and a tourniquet around his leg, that was pretty wild too.
about the broken penis...my grandmother was a nurse working with adult mentally retardid people in a community and they had this one guy who was compulsively masturbating. one day he came to her looking funny and she asked him what was wrong. he said he broke his penis and he was right...she asked to see it and he dropped his pants, she said she just about died...it was all purple and swoll up and he had cut it to try to relieve the pain from the swelling...well they rushed his ass to the hospital and they fixed that fractured dick. he was masturbating and some how this dude went beserk using something and it sure enough broke his dick.
I got a perfect score. The only one I guessed at was the one about the caloric content of semen. That was an eenie meenie miney mo deal because I really wouldn't know. No, truly...I wouldn't.
You can just about get it up - keep practicing!
ReplyDelete6 out of 9
You're a true man handler! ( Them tauruses!! lol)
ReplyDeleteA penis can break???
ReplyDelete3 out of 9. Damn, its a wonder I made a baby. LOLOLOL
ReplyDeleteI took an educated guess on this one & got it right! Guess I had a "stiff one" on my mind.
ReplyDeleteWooo woo!
ReplyDeleteI guess the only thing I *know* is which direction it goes in. LOLOLOL
ReplyDeleteShedddup Rob.
Yes, I learned this in a movie called "The New Guy" (dumb!) and this kid had a "woodie" at school and a blind teacher broke it! LOL
ReplyDelete6 out of 9, not bad for a virgin!
ReplyDeleteI got 5 out of 9!
ReplyDeleteDAYUM, I got a measly 4 out of 9
ReplyDelete*sigh* lol
dang...6 out of 9! man those were some tough ?'s!
ReplyDeletesix out of 9...
ReplyDeleteLMAO when I worked in the ER a dude came in with a "broken" penis... his girlfriend was on top and came down on him the right way. If the injury doesn't heal right it can cause a curvature of the penis related to Peyronie's Disease.
ReplyDeleteWow...you saw penis' in the ER? lol was he a MAN about it or did he cry like a BABY? I know is was probably painful!
ReplyDeleteThat fool was a hurt DAWG, I tell you, his color was just all off, he was kinda grayish and he was crying a little. He was scared of what the doc was gonna have to do to "fix" it.
ReplyDeleteEven doing registration, you see all manner of ill shit in the ER... for more "urgent" patients that for whatever reason are not ambulatory, the "Patient Verification Interviewers" as we were called had to go to the back and do the write ups. They couldn't have any treatment without the paperwork, an armband for ID and a blue plate to swipe the carbons on.
The craziest thing I ever saw was a woman that had been bitten repeatedly by a bottle nosed dolphin. She had hundreds of puncture wounds on her arm. And there was the guy with the severed foot in the ice bucket and a tourniquet around his leg, that was pretty wild too.
This is some BS lol
ReplyDeleteYou are not authorized to operate his machine just yet!
3 out of 9
Here's a few quick tutorials:
Know His Stuff
Why Does it Hurt So Much to Get Kicked in the Balls?
Touch Him Here
Still tryna run with the big dawgs! Keep yo ass on the porch! LOL
ReplyDeleteOk, one of you freakazoids {notice I didn't include myself} has to get more than 6 outta 9. Ms Erin got that & she's still pure! LOL
ReplyDeleteYou can just about get it up - keep practicing!
ReplyDelete6 out of 9
i am a PENIS WORSHIPPER. i don't think anyone admires, loves or longs for the penis (site, touch, taste, etc) more than me.......
ReplyDeleteMy results:
You're a true man handler!
8 out of 9
hey i'm a freakazoid penish worshipper...and proud of it!! lol
ReplyDeleteabout the broken penis...my grandmother was a nurse working with adult mentally retardid people in a community and they had this one guy who was compulsively masturbating. one day he came to her looking funny and she asked him what was wrong. he said he broke his penis and he was right...she asked to see it and he dropped his pants, she said she just about died...it was all purple and swoll up and he had cut it to try to relieve the pain from the swelling...well they rushed his ass to the hospital and they fixed that fractured dick. he was masturbating and some how this dude went beserk using something and it sure enough broke his dick.
ReplyDeleteWell damn! I learn something new everyday!
ReplyDelete*blush'n @ my results*
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Lauren Brown
You're a true man handler!
9 out of 9Here's a few ways to have even more fun in bed:
My coworker's son "broke" his a few years back. Before then, I had never heard of it.
ReplyDeleteLMAO! I keep telling her...she ain't listening.
ReplyDeleteI got a perfect score. The only one I guessed at was the one about the caloric content of semen. That was an eenie meenie miney mo deal because I really wouldn't know. No, truly...I wouldn't.
ReplyDeleteNo, for real...
I'm shocked.......I got 5 out 9.
ReplyDeleteAlll hail the Queen or throw tomatoes at the cheater! LOL
ReplyDeleteLOL It says......
ReplyDeleteYou are not authorized to operate his machine just yet!
3 out of 9
i didn't know a penis can break ...8stunned*
ReplyDeleteI didn't know penis could break either. Until one day I saw a man coming into the ER with a bruised penis.
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