Wednesday, August 6, 2008

FELLAS! I NEED YOU!

Well not you, but your input.

I know a lot of folks don't care for or listen to the Steve Harvey Morning Show, but I'm asking for your feedback on today's Strawberry Letter:

Please ignore the grammatical errors, etc.  This was copied from the website.

Date: 08/06/2008
Subject: Am I Doing Right By Her?

Hi Shirley, Steve, and Tommy im a 35 year old manager of a company and im having issues with my relationship.

My girlfriend has been complaining about my sexual performance and earlier last year on my 35th birthday (9/22) i came home early from work to see my girlfriend having sex with another man..However, i was not suprized because around June i overherd my girlfriend and her friends joking about my sexual length, width, and performance. I had thoughts of leaving her sometimes. I only think she stays with me for my money. She has an 8 year old son whom i get along with great she often tells me im a waste of a good looking brother.

Since December we both agreed i cannot satisfy her and I've been paying the man she has been cheating on me with 300 dollars a week to sleep with her and keep her satisfied. I give an extra 100 dollars if she wants him to spend the night. I'm going out of my mind right now while she is sleeping with another man.

As I write this, I'm in her sons room playing video games with him while she's with this man. More than once I have found myself sleeping in his room. . . he sleeps at the foot of the bed while i sleep at the head of the bed. I often cry myself to sleep and recently she has been talking to me with attitudes and disrespecting me and telling her friends. Her friends now call me Norbit and think its funny....i hate my life. I am a 35 year old man sleeping in a small bed with an 8 year old with super hero bedsheets.

Is there anyway my relationship could get any worse than this?

ps. Shirley does size really matter?

sincerly Am I Doing Right By Her?

58 comments:

  1. Wow. *sitting back and waiting for the fellas to respond*

    I couldn't even put a guy through something like this.

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  2. Damn.....he has to be one of the biggest SUCKAS in the world!!! He needs to take his $$$ and bounce! I know there's some woman out there who would appreciate & love him for him. Short comings & all.

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  3. That motherfucker is dumb as a box of rocks... He needs to tell ole girl to hit the bricks and let Mr. Big Dick take care of her and her kid.... GOOD lord...what did she put in the spaghetti???

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  4. WTF? dammmm he needs to leave DEFINITELY.

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  5. My uncle always told us, "You find a fool, you bump his head." This chic might be my cousin!

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  6. she is abusive but he is a straight up CHUMP and FOOL....hell he is stupid as shit.

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  7. They need another plan. This one's not working.

    Her satisfaction: Comes from someone else and the man can't take it
    His satisfaction: Notice, that's not even coming into play

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  8. she is abusive but he is A DUMB ASS FOOL

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  9. If this is legit, then one quote comes to mind:

    "A fool and his money are soon parted."

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  10. DAMN homie needs to untuck his balls!!!! He needs to stop thinking about leaving and simply LEAVE!!! Because the men I know would not even tolerate this.

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  11. She's definitely an emotional abuser. Old boy needs to get his ass up off the Superman sheets, take his money & run!

    I'm not paying for sexual favors for myself. I'll be damned if I pay for someone else's.

    As Bernie Mac would say, "This is some ole buuuuuullll!"

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  12. The 1st time they came home & caught her fucking, heads would've rolled! Including hers!

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  13. I know you asked for the male opinion, but this dude sounds like a certifiable PUSSY!!!!!!!!!

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  14. This is so disturbing on a few levels... first off its one thing to know that you aint satisfying your mate.. but what the fuck is up with paying the next man to do what you cant... then you sleepin in the 8 yr olds room... naw buddy that shit aint cool either...the way mom is fucking up dude's head right now.. being next to a kid aint the best option... this has to be a joke on some level or not completely true... I just cant see it..

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  15. OMGosh! He needs to LEAVE that B*tch! I don't use the B-word very often, but I think it applies here

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  16. That was just to get their attention so it wouldn't be just a bunch of us chics clowning ole boy.

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  17. Dear Abby [yes, I said DEAR ABBY] says it ALL of the time, NOBODY can take advantadge of you, UNLESS YOU ALLOW THEM TO TAKE ADVANTADGE OF YOU.

    Hell, why not move Mr Big Dick Pussy Slayer in with them and cut down on his weekly costs?

    STUPIDASS! Folks like that DO NOT WANT ADVICE. I don't know what the funk they want, BUT THEY DO NOT WANT ADVICE.

    I think this letter is probably made up - AIN'T NO FOOL GONNA PAY SOMEBODY ELSE TO FUNK THEIR MATES EVEN IF THEY AREN'T SATISFYING HIM.

    OBVIOUSLY, ole boy didn't have a problem buttering her biscuits BEFORE he started offering him to pay....so really this sounds like AND SMELLS like Grade A Bullshit.

    I ain't drinkin this koolaid.

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  18. Okay den! He is an extra crispy, coochie whipped, poor-excuse-for-a-man punk BEYOTCH!!!

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  19. To have some one sleep with your girl cuz you cant hit it right:

    $300 a week
    $1200 a month
    $14,400 a year...

    How much is pussy and dick really worth to you?

    Remember its not tax refundable... So dont be thinking you can claim the genitals...

    lmaooo

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  20. I honestly believe that there are two or three ppl that work for the Steve Harvey show who are paid a modest sum to write this drivel. I refuse to believe there is a man that stupid, who would actually shell out money, PAYING for his woman's stud services... that's some ole fragganaggle bullshit.

    This is almost as ridiculous as the older sister dating her younger sister's rapist and acting like it was all good....

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  21. I AGREE! I'd say 95% of those sillyass letters are BULLSHIT!!!!

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  22. Sometime female use a man's sexuality as a weapon toward him, it could be that she is mad and want to inflict pain on him for something he did or someone else did.

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  23. No one can make you a victim without your consent. Dude signed up for this mess so he deserves to be punked! I don't blame the women at all.

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  24. Im gonna write my own little strawberry flavored letter and see if i can get on the air... I got quite the imagination... lawd.. this might not be good for me... lol

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  25. Beginning to think the same thing, but then again there are some men out there that weak minded!!!

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  26. EXACTLY....thats where it starts sounding like some bullshit Black Romance novel or something stupid like that.

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  27. I repeat the men I know would not put up with this bull!!! Girlie would be kicked out on her ass!!!

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  28. Don't get me wrong. I have managed to get myself into a few rather ugly life situations... that could be termed unbelievable by SOME folks... but GOTDAMN. Some of the stuff they post is just beyond description.

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  29. EXACTLY!!! There are men, and then there are poor excuses for them....

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  30. this dude is sounding like a poor excuse for them for sure.

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  31. I mean, maybe I should go home and tell Tony I need him to pay someone else to bone me while he sleeps in the other room with the kids.

    Let's see how well THAT goes over! SMH....

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  32. I don't believe this either. I think they make this stuff up for ratings and shock value.

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  33. Because if a man told a woman he was not satisfied......

    Oh wait, he probably would not say, he would just have his side piece. Carry on!!!

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  34. Nearly spit out my water with that last comment...u right though, TNP. Touché.

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  35. It just nuts because let a man ask a woman to pay for some chick to come do him nightly. He will catch a cast iron to the head!!!

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  36. SMH, maybe he needs a virgin that can appreciate his goods.

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  37. I wanna go to THAT family reunion.

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  38. If this is a REAL situation...

    #1: A person will only treat you the way you LET them!

    #2: This brotha needs to first work on his SELF ESTEEM (yes I said it because he doesn't have any allowing himself to be played like this) and take time to work on HIMSELF before he tries to be with ANYONE else.

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  39. True that, but I'm sure we all could tell stories that are beyond belief, so who's to say? Just my thought.

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  40. Uhh T. Those aren't men, just born male.

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  41. Kels, I love ya sis & don't want you to become a statistic! Please don't piss Billy Ray off! LOL

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  42. I was listening to this driving into work this morning and he (the writer of the letter) is pathetic. There's no way that I would have any respect for a man who's esteem and self-worth is that low that he'd subject himself to this kind of treatment and PAYING for it at that. Like Steve mentioned this has to be damaging to her son as well and is so setting a clear example of what a trick is and how he / she operates because he is a trick as well. Another aspect could be is that this man who wrote in might unconsciously be a fetishist. When a man encourages, enjoys and even pays for his mate or girlfriend to have sex with another man besides him while he watches is a fetish called "cuckolding" which a lot of people indulge in from what Ive read. If that isn't the case he really needs to grow a spine and walk away from this bullshit because it does get worse and he may eventually snap out and kill her, the lover and her son one day. I don't put anything past anybody these days.

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  43. Glam, good points you present. He's just a different kind of freak huh?

    Mo & Rob - I'll heed the advice, plus I know better than to mess with that man like that. I'll be signing my down death certificate. LOL

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  44. ______________________flatline dead!

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  45. I can't even believe that this is a legitimate letter...this is so far to the left that it's ridiculous...*SMDH*

    I can't even comment on this *lol*

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  46. Is this for real? When I can wrap my head around this I'll be back. Hard to type in Chicago traffic, when I hit the Lou I will comment better...

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  47. Ok, I'll have to wait until my eyes dry from the tears of laughter so I can see the screen and read the other comments. I'll be back. CTFU!!!!!!!!!!

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  48. I was listen to the show on my way to work this morning... *SMDH* If this is a true letter.. He's a fool and He needs help.

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  49. smh

    that letter cant be true... I dont know a MAN who would do such... or put up with such...

    naw...

    smh again

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  50. And on that Note.........Can you say Stupid

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  51. I know most are thinking this shit HAD to be made up because it's so left field, but again, I'm sure we all could share stories that are beyond belief (I know I can), so who's to say?

    For the sake of this discussion, let's say this dude does exist & his story is true. Did he have any other choice than to write into a radio station for advice? Who in the hell could he tell this mess to without getting clowned or knocked the hell out - on GP alone? His mama? I wish my son would! I'd reach up & deck his dumb ass! Fa' real.

    If ahn one of my family or friends was putting up with this mess & were found out, they'd surely be clowned until their dying day.

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  52. WOW!!!!! I heard of someone of cutting you balls off but not cut balls off and make you eat them... I'm with everybody on this one as a fake letter. I know some out there get hurt but I dont know of any man who would write a letter like that...But if it is true, well one way to get back at her clear out the bank account, quit your job, and move to Brazil I hear they REALLY take care of you there...

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