Wednesday, January 9, 2008

Makes Me Wanna Retch

After viewing a few of the youtube postings, I started thinking of songs  that make me wanna retch.

  • Turn Off the Lights by The World Class Wrecking Crew - OMG!!! Public Enemy #1 on my list. I hate this song with a passion.
  • Hello by Lionel Richie - It just creeps me out & the video made it worse.
  • Supasoak Dat Ho (or whatever the name of it is) - I just wanna snatch a knot in that lil bug-eyed boy.
  • Kung-Fu Fighting - I laugh at it but still hate it.
  • Sexual Healing by Marvin Gaye - my Mama wo' that 45 out!  I don't think you heard me.  She wo' it out!.  I hated it so much I accidentally broke it twice and she sent me to the "wrecka stow" (LOL) to get the replacement...both times.  As an adult I can certainly appreciate the lyrics, but I refuse to listen to the song.
  • Sugar Walls by Sheena Easton - now my sister loved this song I was maybe 12/13 when this came out (she's 2 years younger) and I know she had no idea what the hell a sugar wall was (neither did I for that matter) but she had it on a cassette....that mysteriously disappeared.

Feel free to add yours to the list & the reason why...if you have one.

59 comments:

  1. Aruh-Kelly's Trapped in the Closet, parts one through 8,472.... nuff said! LOL

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  2. LOL!!! I actually find it quite entertaining.

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  3. Tag Team back again. Twin you have the most retching songs blog and I have the greatest song and artist blog! I think that deserves a pinch! LOL

    For some odd reason I can never get through "The Closer I Get to You" without retching. I love me some Donnie and Roberta but I think this song has been remade so much it causes my puke senses to go off. 12 Play makes me retch, along with Sex Me...hell, just about anything by R. Kelly grosses me out. Of course we have the "new rap". Super Soakers or whatever that song is and crap like This Is Why I'm Hot---NOT. All RETCHING.


    I did like Sugar Walls although I had no idea what she was talking about...just like with Erotic City. But I still loved those songs as a kid.

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  4. Even though I can't stand Ara (like he did something to me....) I couldn't help but wait for those to come out and see what happened next. I got lost somewhere around the police stopping him. After that he just got stupid with it.

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  5. Oh, see...I'll have to think about this one and come back!

    At the top of my mind:
    - That dog-gone Superman song! UGGHHHHHHH!
    - I'm in love with a stripper. No explanation needed!
    - R. Kelly's Trapped in the Closet -- all of them!

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  6. One day my granny overheard my sister singing along & she asked my mother why she allowed it. My mother replied, "Damn Mother, she thinks it's about a candy store or something." I laugh now, but shit, I didn't know at the time either. Nowadays Candy Shop means something sexual...smh

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  7. Now about your list....
    How can you dislike "Sexual Healing?" That's WRONG!

    I like Kung Fu Fighting and that stupid Turn Off the Lights song! =)

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  8. Sounds almost stalker-ish and how da heck could she make a durn bust without sight??? That's the eighties for ya...


    As far as a song that makes me wanna vomit:



    The defense rests.

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  9. And the jury comes back with a guilty verdict! WHO DAT IYA???!!

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  10. Wrecka Stow.. see now I gotta watch Under The Cherry Moon..

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  11. ANYTHING by that chick Fergie, especially this song:

    That's some dumb -ish...

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  12. There are too many. Hell, damn near anything by Nelly makes me scream uncontrollably(I'm not joking, it is completely involuntary and happens everytime I hear him). Oh, and that DAYUMED Laffy Taffy song *cringe*.

    And one for purely selfish reasons is "Somebody Loves Ya Baby" by Patty LaBelle. Someone sang it to me once, and now I can't hear Patty any more. I only hear her. I'm cringing just thinking about it

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  13. any song that begins with "yeah yeah wha wha"

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  14. That friggin Woman to Woman song... and any song that sounds like and old arse MonniB song. That being one of them! Aint no REAL grown black woman gon take no phone call from another woman talkin crazy like that. Pfffft! Oh and YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!

    LMBO!!

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  15. I wanted to beat the fugg out of Noreaga for that damned "what what what what what what wh-what" crap(I actually almost got to, he did a show at A&T and my boys set up the sound system so they tried to sneak me backstage, but he had too much security lol)

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  16. Any country rap song or any rap song trying to make a new dance. I feel you on that sexual healing song. I heard my 11 yr old nephew singing along with it and looked at him like he was crazy.

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  17. Monni ACTUALLY likes this HSM of a song but hates on Crank Dat?!?! Go Figure. At least theres a catchy dance attached to the latter.

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  18. Buy me a Drank - I HATE THIS SONG SO MUCH!!!!

    I'm in love with a stripper - I hear the first few notes of this song, and I'm turning the freaking dial!!!

    There is song out called Ay Bay, Bay it's the most stupidest in the WORLD. I know stupidest is not a word, but it is today dag nab it!!!

    Any song by Jagged Edge or Jaheim. I'm sorry, but I don't like them!!!!

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  19. Okay I COMPLETELY agree with you on the T-Pain tip(if that mutha scooter refers to himself as TEddy Pendergrass again I'm gonna bust him in the head with a brick. I can think of no one FURTHER from being Teddy Pendergrass) but not Jaheim and JE, those are my boys(although JE did go through that spell where the had the two completely indistingishable albums that sounded exactly alike lol)

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  20. I feel you and I know a lot of people who think Jaheim is the sexiest mofo on the planet, or others who truly love his singing and JE too. But for some reason I hear their songs, and I just want to go to my special place. LOL

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  21. That was a getcha ass on the floor jam when I was clubbin on the regular!

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  22. There will be no Nelly hateration on this blog dammit!! LOL

    I'm gonna co-sign on Laffy Taffy! I could slap the piss outta whomever decided to release that crap.

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  23. Look here negro, Woman to Woman is music! LOL

    ...and I'mma slap the snot outta you!

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  24. Ummm, I don't even know what that is......

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  25. *faints at the thought of not liking Jaheim*!!

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  26. I feel like I need to hide my face but I actually started liking this song. Bartender was my jam for a minute....which lead to me liking Kiss Kiss. OOOOh I am so SHAME! I feel dirty.

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  27. I need to add anything by John Legend. Just hearing his voice makes my ass itch...

    However... I LOOOOOOVES me some Jaheim & Jagged Edge! *looking sideways at TNP* LOL!

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  28. *fainted* being a member of his fan club and all. lol

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  29. But Mike, dat's jus' my baby daddy! LMAO

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  30. I will hate on Nelly, and you can't stop[ me BWAH AHA HAHA HA lol

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  31. GET IT RIGHT! He refers to him self as Mr. Teddy Pen-der(her)-ass (Down).
    << Undercover T-Pain Fan....ROFLMAO

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  32. ***Faints & Farts***

    Jaheim is ok, but I LUVS ME SOME Jagged Edge!

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  33. I HATE, HATE, HATE, HATE, HATE Cupid Shuffle. It got to the point it was on EVERY GOTDANG RADIO STATIONS, even the dang white mixed station I enjoy. I holler out in like I am in wretched pain everytime I hear the beginning stages of that stupid song and I rush to changed the station.

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  34. Any thing even remotely resembling Teddy P is musical blasphemy. Especially when yo ass can't sing. Did you hear him singing "I Want Her" by Keith Sweat?!?!?!? I'm sure that made Keith wanna retch(and Keith isn't the most gifted vocalist himself lol)

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  35. Oh yeah, I forgot....ANYTHING by Keith Sweat other than Make It Last Forever makes me retch. And that is only bareable because of the female. I would really like to hear her sing it alone. LSG would have done a whole lot better without the S.

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  36. You know you stop your car, get out and do the Cupid Shuffle in the street every time you hear that song. Stop frontin!

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  37. Speaking of the Cupid Shuffle, is that the point we are at now? Was the electric slide too hard? Did they have to do a dance that gave instructions and that STILL was too hard so they made the most simple GED dance you can think of and STILL gave you the instructions for it in the song? Do people suck that badly now LOL

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  38. I forgot about Tom's Diner. HATED IT!

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  39. It is always nice to see you says the man behind the counter to a woman who has come in she is shaking her umbrella LOL

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  40. I don't know how I missed this. I actually like this one AND have the hook as a ringtone. Should I be shame?? LMOA

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  41. Anything by T-Pain, Lil Wayne or Baby. I cannot stand to hear Baby talk and Lil Wayne's lyrics are dumb as fucc!

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  42. ok, besides everything said earlier, I reallly realllllly hate Jagged Edge's "Let's Get Married", that whole "we're not getting any younger so we might as well get married" oh yeah, there's romance for ya!

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  43. **GASP**
    I love Fergie and this is one of my favorite songs off her CD!
    LOL

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  44. I keep telling yo wop duke behind he calls himself "Teddy Pen-Der (Her)-Ass Down, NOT Teddy Pendergrass. If you gonna do it, DO IT RIGHT!

    Ok, I like T-Pain ..what??

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  45. Now I know this is gonna be a big ass surprise... but I didnt (until now) know what a sugar wall was.. Well I had never heard the song either til just now... I dont know what rock I been living under... lol

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  46. ***GASP***

    John Legend's last album was CLASSIC!! I love Jagged Edge.

    Jaheim is ok, but he sings like he don't have any teeth.

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  47. Dagnabbit ...i hate when old blogs pop up like this .. I thought I had missed something. LOL

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  48. It only seems to be Mo's... i think she got them rigged...lol

    But its cool... cuz some of these I've never seen before...

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  49. I'll say this again for Deshanna and any other numbskull - I periodically change the settings (since we have all these new-fangled options) on some posts so that my new contacts can access them. I didn't change them all at once as NOT to flood the board with 101 posts.

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  50. I almost sense you calling me a numbskull...

    Let me sit and think on this... I gotta make sure thats what you were saying...lol

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  51. Can't say I love her but I do like this song.

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  52. not really, I was clueless until this blog too! LOL

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  53. This statement renders everything you have had to say on the subject of music devoid of merit LOL

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