Friday, January 11, 2008

The Fellas Anthem - Don't Touch That Coat!




Oran ''Juice'' Jones - The Rain - 1986

I saw you and him
Walking in the rain
You were holding hands
And I’ll never be the same

Tossin’ and turning, another sleepless night
The rain crashes against my window pane
Jumped into my car, didn’t drive too far
That moment I knew I would never be the same

‘Cause I saw you and him
Walking in the rain
You were holding hands
And I’ll never be the same

I saw you and him
Walking in the rain
You were holding hands
And I’ll never be the same

Now here you are begging to me
To give our love another try
Girl, I love you and I always will
But darling, right now I got to say, “Goodbye”

I saw you and him
Walking in the rain
You were holding hands
And I’ll never be the same

I saw you and him
Walking in the rain
You were holding hands
And I’ll never be the same

Hey, hey, baby, how you doin’
Come on in here
Got some hot chocolate on the stove waitin’ for you
Listen, first things first
Let me hang up that coat
Yeah, how was your day today
Did you miss me
Oh, you did, yeah, I missed you too
I missed you so much I followed you today
That’s right, now close your mouth ‘cause you cold busted
That’s right, now sit down here, sit down here
I’m so upset with you I don’t know what to do
My first impulse was to run on you and do a Rambo
I’m about to jammie flat blast both of you
I didn’t want to mess up this $3,700 lynx coat
So instead I chilled, that’s right, chilled
And I went to the bank, took out every dime
And I went and cancelled all those credit cards, yeah
All your charge cards accounts, yeah
I stuck you up for every piece of jewelry I bought you, yeah, that’s right
Everything, everything
No, don’t go, don’t go lookin’ in that closet
‘Cause you ain’t got nothin’ in there
Everything you came here with is packed up and waitin’ for you in the guest room
That’s right
What was you thinkin’ about, huh
What were you tryin’ to prove, huh
You’s with the Juice
Girl, I gave you silk suits, Gucci handbags, blue diamonds
I gave you things you couldn’t even pronounce
Now I can’t give you nothin’ but advice
‘Cause you’re still young
That’s right, you’re still young
I hope you learn a valuable lesson from all this, you know
You’re gonna find somebody like me one of these days
Until then, you know what you gotta do
You gotta get on outta here with that alley cat coat wearing
Cold wind, hush puppy shoe wearin’ crumb cake I saw you with
‘Cause you dismissed
That’s right
Silly rabbit, Trix are for kids, don’t you know that
You without me, is like Corn Flake without the milk
It’s my world, you just a squirrel tryin’ to get a nut
Now get on outta here with that
Don’t touch that coat!

23 comments:

  1. My mama used to work with Oran Juice's baby mama. Just thought I'd throw that in there for no particular reason. LOL

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  2. Dang... aint heard this song in a minute... This used to be the shiznik... lol... I remember my daddy trying to wear them tight ass suits...And always walking around on Sunday with his trench coat on his arm... sometimes even bringing that coat out when he didnt even need it... Gotta love a trench coat wearing mofo...
    lmao

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  3. You without me is like cornflakes without the MILK! He meant the ish too. LOL

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  4. Girl stop!!! You got me CTFU over here!!

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  5. My first impulse was to run up on ya and do a Rambo, whip out the jammie and flat blast both o' ya LOL

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  6. Ok and the geeks with the tuxes standing in a doorway. And his fake Eddie Murphy looking ass... And what the fuck is that... a 2 step.. in the middle of the street... And how come he never got wet? Pants so tight I can see his cran berries..lmao... He took out every dime... All 50 of them... lmao and what the fuck is that on her head when she walking down the street after she got kicked out by the Juice... lmao

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  7. You know... my daddy still think he the shit.. think he can get any woman... I gotta give it to him, he got confidence... But I bet his ass be using them dumbass lines when he out there... "You just a squirl' all that dumb shit... lmao...

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  8. Her head was straight BUSTED throughout the whole video! LMAO

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  9. The BACKUP singers singing in the background!!!...... IN THE RAIN..... just happen to be standing on the STOOP?!!!! *lol*

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  10. I was in a fucked up mood & came to this post. This PLUS classic RedEyeWire has me CTFU & in a much happier place! *LOL* Fa real!

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  11. Well, first off Im glad you feeling better... and How come I didnt know you was in such a bad mood... We gone fight... Anyway... I swear Im writing these fucking acronymns down, cuz Im sitting my slow ass here @ 5 in the morning trying to figure out what the fuck CTFU means... knowing that I seen it a number of times... lmao

    Anyway, Im glad you brought me back to this song,,,, cuz I love it... But I swear my ass starts laughing uncontrollably when I see this video...It just tells us, how far along we've come...

    Them pips in the back with the whackass moves look like they only had 24 hours to practice... lol... Hold on, let me watch it again... lol

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  12. And why is it taking forever to roll up that damn sleeve towards the end... lol

    Cold straight busted... lmao

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  13. had to check this video out again before I start working... lol

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  14. It's the video, but imagining the look on your face talking about your fly ass daddy in his tight suits & trench coat!! I cannot tell a lie, I was crying from laughing so hard! *CTFU (cracking the fuck up)*

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  15. Mr Chuck R.. thought he was the shit back in the day.. Hell, I think he still thinks he is.. But back in my teenage and younger days i remembered him wearing his church suits... with those ugly ass boot/shoes.. I never understood those shoes.. either they're shoes or boots.. but they were in-betweeners.. And he would sometimes have the shirt not buttoned all the way to the top with the collar butterflied open...And yes, my daddy's pants were sometimes to tight.. And I hate that I even noticed, but they were so tight you could see his bulge... *breakfast turning*

    And my daddy had/has this walk... and he used to be really bad at doing it.. you know.. the pimp walk.. that lil dip and sway when you walk.. Goodness My dad isnt a bad looking guy, but he's not the mack that he thinks he is...

    and yes, I feel my face twisting up as I even write this.. lol Oh,, and lets not forget.. dude would douse himself in cologne.. I mean so much, you could smell him down the street.. I was always wondering why he needed so much damn cologne on...

    But the most he does now that I dont like, is when he dressed down.. like in the summer he will wear his polo shirt and some shorts.. thats fine.. but dammit, why you gotta wear white socks to your knees... with gym shoes.. I know thats a lot coming from me, but at least my white ankle socks and black sneaks are stylish... Well, i guess it aint so bad, since he aint wearing the tube socks with the red line around the top...lol

    You gone make me call my daddy..lol

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  16. Thank you Sis.... but imma tell my dad this shit when he wakes up... then you gone be in real trouble.. lol you silly rabbit...

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  17. OMG! I hadn't seen this video in forever! whyyyyyyyyy the extra tight pants? LOL

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  18. Tell him! You like snitching on me anyway you can, don't cha? You know I luv me some ole Chuck. *hugs*

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