- You talk to God, Jesus, Allah, Jehovah (or whomever you look to for spiritual guidance) and you feel them answering your prayers;
- Your kid(s) & family say they love you and it's not followed by a gimme, loanme, letmehave (ran it together intentionally because that's how they sound);
- Your period comes...after the condom broke;
- Your child support is on time & just the amount you need;
- Someone offers to help without you asking;
- You put your stuff down & can come back & pick it up;
- Your kid does his chores without threats of bodily harm;
- A significant other totally & completely satisfies you in mind, body & spirit;
- You find a nice blouse that shows off your "rack" quite nicely;
- Your hairstyle turns out exactly how you wanted it;
Yeah I just love it when these things happen!
Your turn!
You talk to Jesus and you feel Him answering your prayers;
ReplyDeleteA client finally pays you
A member of the opposite sex compliments you
Your boss says "job well done"
You find the perfect outfit
That not only you didn't go over budget while shopping, you went under budget
The meal you planned turns out better than expected
When you're in a position to help others
When you are told you are appreciated
When you realized that you are more blessed than you truly realize!
1. Your kids don't bicker back and forth.
ReplyDelete2. The hot water lasts for your whole shower.
3. They set the gas price wrong.
4. You find money in the pocket of something you haven't worn for awhile.
5. The person in front of you paid for your order.
6. You get together with family just because.
7. God shows you favor.
8. The grapes are sweet!
9. You see a friend you haven't seen in a long time.
10. When you love someone and he loves you back.
1. When your kids say good night mommy and don't get up until the morning.
ReplyDelete2. When you are home all alone and no ones comes to disturb you
3. When the kids are home playing good together
4. When someone calls to say that they were thinking about you
5. When my mommy calls and says she is doing good
6. When I get up to see another day
7. When I can take a hot bath without being interrrupted
8. When I hear the Lord talking back to me
9. When I can go out and really have a good time
10. When I can go out with the kids and they do not act up...
DON'T CHA LOVE IT WHEN:
ReplyDelete1. When I can order a hamburger with no buns on it and not get a weird look.
2. Somebody wants to share the last bit of peach cobbler
3. People see you tired and decide not to bother you and let you get some rest.
4. When you order tacos and they put more than enough meat and cheese on it. hmmmm
5. After church is over, the kitchen committee already has the chicken ready.
6. When you got somebody standing in the food line to save you a spot.
7. When you got a hook up in the kitchen to get extra cheesy macaroni,
8. When you go your food first and you can get one of the best seats in the lunch room.
9. When you can sit here and think about food when you supposedly on a diet..
10. When you see a fine woman walking down the street and then you find out its me... Yep, its vanity...lol
ummm Red, are you hungry? LOLOLOL
ReplyDeleteA little bit... I guess Im doing that stress hunger thang..
ReplyDeletelol
[in no particular order except maybe no. 1]
ReplyDeleteDON'TCHA LOVE IT WHEN:
1. I have seen God work not only in my life but in others lives too!
2. I wake up in the morning consistently errr morning round 5am weekdays and 6am on weekends ready to take on the world
3. I see myself naked in the mirror and think to myself, hmmm....43....STILL not bad ole man!
4. when a woman sees me naked and she says to me , hmmmmm....not bad, daddy, not bad!
5. I am around my nieces and nephews and godchildren and they hug me and kiss me and give me that love - my babies!
6. I think about the friends God has placed in my life - I know I didn't just pick them on my own - He had more to do with it than me.
7. I look around at and am greatful for the mom that I have had in my life - she's just wonderful.
8. when I have gone out and just had a really great time, not pressure to TRY to meet anybody, just chillin and having fun.
9. I go to my mailbox AND THERE ARE NO BILLS IN THAT SUCKA...I really love that.
10. Whenever I catch a woman's eye and she smiles at me and I smile back and say hello and she does too.
I'm loving y'alls loving its!
ReplyDeleteAnother Friday envisioning JT nekkid...why does he do this to us? *sigh and smile* LOL
ReplyDeleteCuz he's a big ole freak! :P
ReplyDeleteLOL @ icnonlybme....REALLY?
ReplyDeleteI feel so...flattered. :)
Your #1 is most definitely my #1
ReplyDelete#2 - All your bills are paid and current and you still have enough left over to a. put some to the side for savings / ira and b. to have some fun with
#3 - It's BBQ season and you're looking forward to spending quality with your family esp family you haven't seen in quite some time
#4 - When all your best friends are on the phone 8-way style and it's just a serious love & laugh-fest
#5 - You realize that despite and/or in the midst of it all, you are truly blessed
#6 - You reap the benefits of having a good heart and not just the cons
#7 - The calm or silver lining is revealed after the storm / cloud
#8 - You are appreciated and/or recognized for your efforts be it professional or personal
'Don't Cha Love it When..,'
ReplyDelete1) agreeing with your #1
2) you get to sleep late and small people don't wake you up at 6 in the morning
3) the Lakers get stomped (still laughing at the finals pounding lol)
4) your son has on clothes(my son is in a naked phase which I detest (cause if I can't walk around naked neither can he lol) so when he has on clothing it's a beautiful thing LOL)
5) your daughter sits on your lap
6) a baby smiles at you
7) a beautiful woman smiles at you(or walks past you looking, well, beautiful, I just like looking at women, it's a hobby lol)
8) music is not WACK lol
9) you're not broke
10) you're comfortable in your fatness
11) the people at your job recognize that you're the SHIT lol
12) your locs(or locks, whichever the case may be) fall just right on a given day
Loves it! And yet everyone else is sooo uncomfortable in theirs even worse the ones who aren't even "fat" yet swear they're so overweight...actually I don't love it I actually think it's a tad sad...ah well
ReplyDelete(in my Smokey Robinson voice)
ReplyDeleteI second that emotion... *smile*
1. when pay day arrives
ReplyDelete2. when i have a little extra left over after the bills have been paid
3. when the boss passes out a bonus
4. when the boss is out of the office
5. when someone surprises me with flowers
6. when aunt flow shows up after being 2 weeks late
7. when i come home and dinner is prepared
8. when i come home and the house is still clean
9. when a traffic ticket gets thrown out of court
Nothing upsets me more than someone that is blatantly uncomfortable with themselves. My philosophy is "Love You". that doesn't mean you don't want to change things or anything like that, it just means love the skin you're in, regardless of what that skin entails. If you are a large person love yourself, if you lose weight, continue to love yourself. Don't say you love yourself more because you should love yourself fully from jump.
ReplyDeleteDON'T CHA LOVE IT WHEN:
ReplyDelete#1: The Lord wakes you up in the morning and gives you another opportunity to "get it right"?
#2: When you have a job to go to (that you actually LIKE)?
#3: You hear one of your many JAMS coming out your speakers?
#4: When you see that special person's number show up on your caller ID?
#5: When you hear that special person's RINGTONE letting you know they are calling?
#6: You are happy for no apparent reason?
#7: PAYDAY comes around?
#8: People compliment you?
#9: You put that "outfit" on with "just the right shoes" and you feel like a million bucks!!!
#10: No matter what trials and tribulations you go through, you STILL have faith that things will get better?
#11: Your Mommy is still with you, even after illness accumulates in her body? (I'm sorry for those who no longer have their Mommy around)
#12: You change your way of thinking and people start "seeing" you?
#13: You have at LEAST one dollar to give to that homeless man on the side of the road?
#14: You have your OWN (home, car, income, etc.)?
#15: You have at least one FRIEND that you can run to no matter WHAT is going on?
#16: The Lord gives you that "HIGHLY FAVORED" feeling by blessing you even when you don't feel you deserve it?
Loving all the lists! Head-nodding!
ReplyDeleteOk wait... has anyone seen JT nekkid... cuz I'll be damned if he aint popular like a stripper on friday night with his member stretched out in one of those dickly tube sock type lingerie get-ups wearing a cowboy hate and tassels hanging from his man-nipples and shaking it to some uppity beat song making yall heffa's go wild...
ReplyDeleteIm just saying... I wanna see what yall talking about to... lol
That really ain't the picture I see, LMAO
ReplyDeleteDetails Heffa... Details... lol
ReplyDeleteUh Uhn, I'll leave my lusty thoughts to myself, lol.
ReplyDelete***THUD***
ReplyDeleteI have utterly and completely passed OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LMAO!
Not today. Not tomorrow. Not NEVER. LOL
1. You find yourself situated such that there's money in the bank, you've got a weekend off work, nowhere to go and nothing to do.
ReplyDelete2. When everything at the fabric store is on sale and there's more than enough "minimum yardage" to make the PERFECT outfit
3. When you're working with a new pattern and that technique you couldn't wrap your mind around turns out not to be so tough.
4. When you can sneak out of the office, just on GP
5. When the office closes unexpectedly
6. When you find $20 in the visor, or a pants pocket
7. When you can feel yourself growing stronger in your fitness efforts
8. When on a Saturday, you set out with an unplanned adventure unfolding in front of you and you wind up spending the day in great company, just laughing and having the time of your life.
9. When you find the last one in your size... and it's what you came in the damn store for
10. When you run into your ex looking like a million bucks and you can see the lust in their eyes.
i like this one
ReplyDeleteYou sure... cuz i got kinda excited just thinking about that... Dude, just think of all the tips you'll give.. These women will be willing to give you a portion of their shoe whorish funds... And thats some serious stuff...
ReplyDeleteIm just saying...
When you wake up.
ReplyDelete....The MiniQueen wakes up in the morning next to me and the first words out of her mouth is "I love you Mommy, you're the best".
ReplyDeleteI only got one.