I like/love ________ but couldn't be more wrong!
What are the top ten (10) things he/she mistakenly thinks/thought you would like but they totally missed the mark?
Me, myself personally:
1. Just because I wanna fuck you doesn't mean I want to be your woman or that I'm trying to trap you with some baby mama bullshit. One baby daddy is more than enough for me!
2. I'm not looking for a sugar daddy! Granted a sista could use some assistance, but until I connect with my enchanted love, I'll handle mine.
3. Just because I'm alone doesn't mean I'm lonely. Sometimes I prefer my solitude. If I do get lonely, I know how to fix it.
4. I don't like sexual surprises! Don't try to spring anything on me, i.e., nipple clamps, anal-ease, hot wax, another woman, etc. That shit will get you cut.
5. Getting high and/or staying drunk isn't attractive to real women. I will snatch a hair sample from yo ass! 
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