Tuesday, January 1, 2008

New Year Resolutions.....

I know I can keep!

1. Do not lose weight. Hell, I might even gain a few lbs., staying fat, fine & fabulous!

2. Cuss often. Let these !#%$& know I ain't no joke!

3. Wait until I'm down to my last pair of good panties, before doing the laundry.

4. Eat cookie dough right out of the package.

5. Fry everything! Chicken, pork, beef, fish, potatoes, etc.

6. Drink more! My bottles are too busy collecting dust. Cheeeeeeeeers!

7. Eat more homemade desserts! They're better for you than store bought, right? Right!

8. Entertain countless dead-end 'lationships. A girl can never have too many broken hearts, right?

9. Oversleep daily & arrive to work late 4 out of 5 days of the week. It ain't like the work is gonna leave if I'm not there on time, right?

10. Start to clean my house on Saturday, do 1 or 2 things, sit down, log on, pop in a DVD & completely waste the entire day.

These are the things I know I can do successfully in 2008 & beyond!

 

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15 comments:

  1. Moni EJanuary 1, 2008 at 7:34 PM

    LMAO!!!!!! I'm in agreement with you on #10!

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  2. *Just me *January 1, 2008 at 7:59 PM

    Ok.. see now I thought I was the only one that could commit to doing the opposite of what the world says I should... I was completely with you up until the Fry every thing part.. And the cookie dough... I gots to have mine baked, but not all the way done.. cuz they are freshest when they come out the oven....

    Shit I think Im hungry now...

    But yeah, Dont commit so much to the things that may be hard to do.. Just be you and enjoy life... Thats all we can do...

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  3. Doctor MikeJanuary 1, 2008 at 9:25 PM

    All those in favor, say "Aye".

    Aye!

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  4. Mrs. Diggs LeVert-ElbaJanuary 2, 2008 at 2:46 AM

    BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Re: #2, I know that sh!t's right! Oops...

    Wooooo this was funny!!!

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  5. Shana HJanuary 2, 2008 at 3:38 AM

    I'm right there with you on #1 and#2...LOL
    I really don't think I'm even gonna TRY #9....my boss don't play like that. Heck, she don't play (with her bipolar butt!)
    I'm really not a 'stand over the stove and cook' type, so I can't roll with that one.
    But, you sho' right!! I know I can committ to doing all the things I'm going to do anyway. LOL
    That was funny.

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  6. Blkbtrflyy KJanuary 2, 2008 at 3:45 AM

    Check! I am right with you. I'mma have me a drank before I go to work in my last pair of good draws and cuss ERRYBODY OUT! lol

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  7. Bluesette WJanuary 2, 2008 at 4:27 AM

    I love this list. I can keep these resolutions for sure.

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  8. Uncle QJanuary 2, 2008 at 4:54 AM

    I don't do resolutions...

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  9. VIRGOS STAND UP LOLJanuary 2, 2008 at 6:37 AM

    Great list LOL

    I make the same resolution every year, to be better than I was the year before. I figure that is just vague enough to maintain LOL

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  10. Kels from Chitown!January 2, 2008 at 1:26 PM

    I like number 9 myself...;)

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  11. Lacrease W.January 2, 2008 at 3:05 PM

    FOR REAL DOE!!! lol

    Gurlllllllllllllllllllllllll I just threw down almost a whole row of Chip o hoys. SMH

    Cree

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  12. Sunshine STLMOJanuary 2, 2008 at 4:21 PM

    #5 is cute -- fry EVERYTHING! Love the smileys!

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  13. THE QUEEN ~Incomparably~January 4, 2008 at 7:26 PM

    Gurl, I am feeling number 9! Now if only I can get my job to follow that program! LMBOOOO

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  14. DeShanna ColemanJanuary 5, 2008 at 9:12 AM

    So, so disturbing!
    HILARIOUS!

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  15. Ms. Mo SassiDecember 30, 2008 at 7:59 AM

    2009 is right around the corner & ain't a damn thang changed.....*hmph*

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