Tuesday, April 29, 2008

7 year old wanna-be hoodrat steals grandmother's SUV for a joyride!

http://www.cnn.com/video/?/video/us/2008/04/26/pkg.seven.stolen.car.wpbf
My crazy, 'bout to be broke ass would've been all over youtube...in handcuffs! I would've beat the bacon off of his lil rotund ass!

Once I got done beating the dogsled shit outta him, his ass wouldn't see another snack for as long as he lived!

*see why I don't like kids??*

37 comments:

  1. I saw this on the news the other night. I wanted to crawl through the TV and whoop his ass myself. If I was Grandma I think I would have taken my chances with the Po Po cause that boy's ass would have been mine right there in the street with the cameras rolling.

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  2. Well damn! LOL I woulda beat the brake shoes offa him! Cameras and all.

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  3. My crazy, 'bout to be broke ass would've been all over youtube...in handcuffs! I would've beat the bacon off of his lil rotund ass!

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  4. Granny's fault for not taking a stick to him!

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  5. Rollin, rollin, rollin...let get the fan belt and tear his azz up. I think the tv crew would have applaud us on that.

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  6. Lawd, she said the fan belt!!! LMAO

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  7. I didn't want to read your blog and not leave a comment... I would beat the holy cowboy shit out of him!!!

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  8. ^5 old skool! I'd bet my next check the cops would've turned a blind eye to that ass whupping. As meaty as he is he could take some licks & not be scarred for life.

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  9. How come your IM has got this misleading link that sends my ass over here... I was honestly looking forward to seeing some video clip of a fat kid getting beat with a piece of slab bacon by his momma for doing some dumbshit... And all I find is this wicked attempt to draw me over here...So, I guess I better get to reading what all this is about... lol

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  10. I forwarded this to a few friends who don't use social networking sites. I'll have to copy & paste their replies. I think we all are on the same page about this boy.

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  11. I mean that little punk wrecked his grandma's ride!!! I would have beat his ass so bad he would have wished he had never touched the keys. The nerve!!!!

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  12. wow, so i don't know what's being said (I'm deaf), but just with watching it, just....wow!!

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  13. He wanted to be a hood rat like his friends, huh? Wow... just wow....

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  14. He got mad at his mom, took his grandma's (who has custody) keys. Him & his friend, who had some cigarettes, wanted to do some "hoodrat stuff". Someone saw them & called the police & reported a car being driving by someone who appeared too small to drive. Lots of property damage, but no one got hurt. He thinks his punishment should be a weekend without video games.....*blank stare*

    His grandma didn't beat him down for the fear of being arrested for child abuse.

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  15. Just beat his ass down to the white meat..Or just enough not to leave any marks,,, or keep his ass home from school for a week so the scars can heal. Cuz the next time that pudgy litte fucker does something its gonna be on a much higher scale...

    Im just hoping that woman had some type of insurance, cuz if not baby dough boy might be missing for a little while...

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  16. I'm still mad at his ass I'm not even involved.

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  17. Could a boy really be classified as a hoodrat?...

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  18. I think Im gonna do some hoodrat stuff tonight... I dont even know what hoodrat stuff is... smh

    should let his ass spend one night in juvy jail... come out sobbing and shit...

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  19. Hoodrats come in all ages, but you betta sitcho ass down somewhere! If you don't, I guess we'll be contacting Danja to order the 'FREE REDEYEWIRE" t-shirts. *LOL*

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  20. lmaooo... At least you guys would be rallying to get me freed from doing some dumbshit... But I think I will pass on the prospects of being a hoodrat... But, I could've made a dope ass hoodrat... lol... Let me stop before somebody thinks my ass is for real... lol

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  21. You'll be alright.

    You know what? This lil bad ass boy gives a whole new meaning to "beat him like he stole something". *smh*

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  22. I just got off the phone with my lil nephew Anthony (also 7 yrs old)... And I was playing with him and asked him would he get into granny's car and try to drive it... He says "why would I do that GiGi?" I just wanted to hug and kiss him...

    I know you got some kids thats just gonna rebel from right teaching and guardianship, but my gut tells me that kid is a product of his environment..cuz he obviously has no regard for whats right and wrong... and even at a chubby ass 7 years he should have known that was simply wrong...

    so beat em til you get tired is what I say...

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  23. Im just sitting here thinking...we cant be the only ones blogging and talking about this little ho ho eating fucker... (excuse my language)... Just imagine the virtual beatings people have inflicted on this poor sammich eating mofo... lol

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  24. Reply from my BFF:

    headlines: MOTHER INCARCERTATED STILL HAS A HOLD ON THE BOYS EAR CLINCHED TIGHTLY IN HER TEETH i would have beat his ass two shades lighter girl....and my great ancestors would have risen to hold me back ..............he would have gotten a beaten like robert did when he burned momma's shoes and the news would have captured it all...........lol

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  25. Reply from another friend:

    Girl, I CAN NOT even describe how bad I want to beat that bad lil muffucca!!!!!!!!!!

    He said it's fun to do bad things, he don't know fun til he saw how much fun I'd have beating 30 pounds off his fat ass! Now THAT would be fun. They shouldn't have even put his bad ass on the news, he should have gone straight to juvie after a public ass whooping.

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  26. For some reason I had to come and see this little fat fucker again... lol

    "Hoodrat stuff".....dying... still trying to figure out what hoodrat stuff is...

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  27. I'm mad that they interviewed the boy in the first place. Isn't it some law of protecting innocents and minors? They should have never stuck that camera in his face, bringing shame upon granny and our race....smh....

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  28. Minor? Yes. Innocent? Not so much.

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  29. Yeah, I know I was stretching that part just a wee bit...lol

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  30. HOODRAT STUFF....

    i cant get that out my head... lol

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