Some shit we as common folks should NOT do.....and this is something that should NOT have been tried by COMMON folks!!! THAT'S WHAT THE CABLE COMPANY GETS PAID FOR!! LET EM' DO THEIR FUCKING JOB!!
Y'all know my family is very dysfunctional. Well Bill (my mama's common law husband LOL) was an armed security guard. No problem. He & my mother fought often. Problem!
One day they are in her room and all is well. I'm sitting in my room reading & BOOM! I didn't move. I was scared. I just knew he had shot my mama. Dead silence for what seemed like forever. THEN, I hear my mama yell, "What the fuck is wrong with you?! You about a stupid ass!" I then hear Bill say, "It was a fucking accident!' I still sat there, I didn't move.
Come to find out, Bill was cleaning his revolver (or so he says) and one was in the chamber. Jackass blew up the 19 inch RCA!! *God rest his soul.*
I had my hands on a gun twice. Once instructed by my uncle & once by my ex. My ex even bought me one, but I sold it. I just didn't trust my son to adhere to the rules.
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ReplyDeleteYou stupid... lol
ReplyDeleteSome shit we as common folks should NOT do.....and this is something that should NOT have been tried by COMMON folks!!! THAT'S WHAT THE CABLE COMPANY GETS PAID FOR!! LET EM' DO THEIR FUCKING JOB!!
ReplyDeleteOooops, my bad.
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Please and thank you! *smirk*
ReplyDeleteWizzzzzzzz! I totally agree! Saving a dollar ain't that serious.
ReplyDeleteOur neighborhood hustleman is always offering to do stuff for me. Naw playa, I'll pass.
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ReplyDeleteThat's wild! SMDH...
ReplyDelete" Honey can you come here please.. I need to install this shower rod....BOOOM "!
ReplyDeleteOpps! Sorry officer...it was a accident..I tell ya!
Okay I need to know was her silly self standing outside knowing he was about to buck shots, lol, or did he not know she was out there ?
ReplyDeleteDamn I hate it when people die for silly ass reasons.
That man is never gonna get over that... unless he is with DJ chillin on the beach sippin mojitos with his mistress. :)
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ReplyDelete" Honey!..Honey pull my finger!...BOOM "!
ReplyDeleteLawry..lawry I killed another one!
You are on a roll today, ain't cha?! LOL
ReplyDeleteOMG... that is horrible!
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ReplyDeleteMy question exactly? You talking about you are about to use a gun to shoot a hole int he wall and I'M OUT!
ReplyDeleteLMBOOOOO
ReplyDeleteY'all know my family is very dysfunctional. Well Bill (my mama's common law husband LOL) was an armed security guard. No problem. He & my mother fought often. Problem!
ReplyDeleteOne day they are in her room and all is well. I'm sitting in my room reading & BOOM! I didn't move. I was scared. I just knew he had shot my mama. Dead silence for what seemed like forever. THEN, I hear my mama yell, "What the fuck is wrong with you?! You about a stupid ass!" I then hear Bill say, "It was a fucking accident!' I still sat there, I didn't move.
Come to find out, Bill was cleaning his revolver (or so he says) and one was in the chamber. Jackass blew up the 19 inch RCA!! *God rest his soul.*
Damn, LMBOOO, that why guns need to be illegal. LMBOOOO
ReplyDeleteI had my hands on a gun twice. Once instructed by my uncle & once by my ex. My ex even bought me one, but I sold it. I just didn't trust my son to adhere to the rules.
ReplyDeleteI am scared as crap of guns. I wanted to get one after the last break in but I didn't feel comfortable having one around the boy.
ReplyDeleteOh, that's some crap!
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