Miss Lucy had a steam boat
The steamboat had a bell,
Miss Lucy went to heaven and the
Steamboat went to...
Hello operator
Please give me number nine
And if you disconnect me
I will chop off your...
Behind the 'fridgerator
There was a piece of glass
Miss Lucy sat upon it
And she cut her big fat...
Ask me no more questions
I'll tell you no more lies
The boys are in the bathroom
Pulling down their...
Flies are in the meadow
The bees are in the park
Miss Lucy and her boyfriend
Are kissing in the...
Dark is like a movie
A movie's like a show
A show is like a tv set
And that is all I know.
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Miss Mary Mack, Mack, Mack
all dressed in black, black, black.
Silver buttons, buttons, buttons
down her back, back, back
She asked her mother, mother, mother
for fifty cents, cents, cents
to see the elephant, elephant, elephant
jump the fence, fence, fence.
He jumped so high, high, high
he touched the sky, sky, sky.
And he never came back, back, back
till the fourth of July.
lol...I remember most... but my sisters used to say them more than I did... I was quite the quiet child growing up...
ReplyDeleteYes I do Moni and I sing them all the time just to keep remembering them. What about Ms Sue from Alabama? I was singing that to someone one day and they asked me what kind of Betty Crocker recipe was she eating. Heck I don't know probably the only thing available back then which was cake.
ReplyDeleteOur Ms. Lucy was Ms. Mary and the lyrics were slightly different and there's a commercial out right now where women in the elevator are doing the hand thingy to Mary Mack!
ReplyDeleteI definitely remember these! Also did anyone of you all do those "ghetto cheers"? e.g.,
ReplyDeleteTell it tell it, tell it like it is. Tell it, tell it, tell it like it is.
My name is Kelly (tell it, tell it)
I'm on the line (tell it, tell it)
And I can do it (tell it, tell it)
with the Sagittarius sign (tell it, tell it)
And you know what (what?!)
And you know what (what?!)
My man was on my stuff until he couldn't get enough
He came knocking on my door asking for some more...wooo!
(Side note: I think we were FAR too young to be singing and talking about this subject matter..what WERE we thinking....LOL)
Sha-booby-sha sha sha-booby rolla co I said sha-booby-sha sha sha-booby rolla co
ReplyDeleteMatter of fact, it was
ReplyDeleteMs. Susie had a steamboat
Ms. Susie had a bell
Ms. Susie went to heaven and the steamboat went to
Hello operator, give me number 9
and if you disconnect me I will kick your fat
behind the frigerator, there is a piece of glass
every time you look at it it flies right up your
Ask me no more questions, I'll tell you no more lies
the boys are in the bedroom and the girls are baking pies.
Wow...and we thought the STL kids were hood! LOL
and Then
There was a lady from Kansas City
She had meatballs on her ti**ies
she had bacon and eggs
between her legs
boy, ain't she pretty.
I took her to a party,
she turned around and farted.
I asked her why she did it,
she turned around and sh*tted!
Yeah, we were Bebe's kids...*smh*
I remember this one! LOL
ReplyDeleteNah can't believe Red was a quiet child. LOL But yeah they bring back memories!
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