I'm not ashamed to say that I've always wanted to pose & be photographed semi-nude. Not totally nude because I ain't all that keen on seeing all this immortalized just yet.
Big Ups to the Big Girls (like these (adult material)) who ain't shame to let it all hang out. I simply don't have the heart.
On the same token, I don't have the heart or desire to be filmed performing sex acts. Disgruntled ex's, low-down BFFs & simple carelessness validates my feelings even further. I'll mess around and email the wrong attachment to my beloved family & friends...YIKES!
Most who have, probably will not admit to being filmed slobbing on Bob or licking the Kat, but if you have and it went awry, feel free to dish. I wont' tell.
If you have been filmed and you don't hold the solo copy of your dirty deed, do you know who does? If so, do you trust said person?
Note: Eve, Kristin Davis, Tosha* & all the other women who have been betrayed & assed out for the world to see, were the inspiration for this post.
*Let me tell you about Tosha (my BBF's cousin). Tosha willingly made a video with her then boyfriend and another guy - MFM if you will. The camera was hers and after all was said done, she didn't bother to remove the tape (VHS) from the camera and rumor has it, the other guy helped himself to it.
My BFF's neighbor called one day & told her that he bought an amateur porn video (from a trunk salesman at the check cashing place) & he was sure her cousin was the star of the show. My BBF viewed the tape and sure enough Tosha was headlining (pun intended) - 2 at a time. My BFF wanted Tosha to know that someone was profiting from her debut, but she didn't want her to know she saw it. Long story short, I made up a story & told her about the tape. She was pissed, but there was nothing she could do about it.
WOW... I hope Tosha learned a valuable lesson.... Either dont film your ass in the first place... or remember to get the freaking tape out... lol Well thats not funny... but kinda.. not really...
ReplyDeleteMe and Mr Jones... ((my guy, but somebody PM'd me and said why do I keep saying my guy...WTF?)), anyway we will do a video periodically of our love entanglements and watch it right after just to critic ourselves... lmao BUt then we erase it right after it ends... and we do that in front of each other, just to make sure there is no mishaps...
But i think the only real mishap I had envolving a video tape had nothing to do with being nude or naked... I was professing my love for my honey on the side and I forgot to take the tape out before i gave it back to my main honey... I know he watched it and I know he knows what I said... And I know to a degree that it hurt him, but he hasnt backlashed at all about it... He knows of my little unsettling arrangement or umm well you know... but for the most part... Im leaving the video cam out for a while... It can cause too many problems...
Oh... and I dont think I can post my ass on the net like that... i'll give it up to the chics with the junk in the trunk... but im rolling with a little hatchback.. aint much junk in my trunk... lmao
ReplyDeleteMe and My guy have filmed ourselves. But, except for one, you can't see my or his face. We both have copies (we are kinda bootleg cause we did it on our cell phones...roflmao). Its a big turn on and we are just freaky like that. I have threatened bodily harm to him if the one with my face shows. The others, I don't worry about too much because I can deny it if my name is listed and even if others saw it .. unless you could really identify the, er, ..um..."parts" in the video...you don't really know. LOLOL...I am just so tickled at that thought....
ReplyDeleteNow, I would love to take some tasteful nudes with my hair all done up and my make-up all pretty. I would hang it over my bed. LOLOL ...I am so serious about that too.
negative on the entire assed-outedness...but I have done some semi-nude (professionally) and snapped my own self-pics for hubby (there is a ridiculous most embarrasimg moment story about my aunt & uncle coming across the pics 2 go along with this, but will save that for later *lol*) we've also made a home movie or two...but that aint goin no where...
ReplyDeletein the past, I've never allowed anyone to take pics or videos of me...too paranoid!! But I did once want to pose in one of those home-grown big gurl magazines. took pics for a contest submission, then chickened out. There just aint enough airbrushin in the world *lol* (now boobs? THAT I wld do...i even did the 360 and Multiply wet tshirt contests -with hub's blessng of course - but I didn't win. I thnk I only got 4th place on 360...OH WELL!)
Well I am a man I hope you all realize that i am going to speak on this one I want to tell this young lady her body is beautiful and to all of the BBW out there do not be ashame to work what you got. For me to know majority of the lady in my family are BBW's and that what make me smile (I love my butterfly)
ReplyDeletenegative on the entire assed-outedness...but I have done some semi-nude (professionally) and snapped my own self-pics for hubby (there is a ridiculous most embarrasimg moment story about my aunt & uncle coming across the pics 2 go along with this, but will save that for later *lol*) we've also made a home movie or two...but that aint goin no where...
ReplyDeletein the past, I've never allowed anyone to take pics or videos of me...too paranoid!! But I did once want to pose in one of those home-grown big gurl magazines. took pics for a contest submission, then chickened out. There just aint enough airbrushin in the world *lol* (now boobs? THAT I wld do...i even did the 360 and Multiply wet tshirt contests -with hub's blessng of course - but I didn't win. I thnk I only got 4th place on 360...OH WELL!)
No videos for me. I do have a couple photos I would like to get back, but honestly, unless you are doing something real outrageous, what's the big deal? It's so common these days. I'll be glad when people get over the shock of it because it's not news to me, unless you are running for office. And even then, at some point we have to realize that humans make mistakes and nobody's perfect. Not at all.
ReplyDeleteI posed for some shots a long time ago... God only knows where them suckers are today... no tapes though... *lawrd*
ReplyDeleteNope, nope and nope, tooooooooo chicken! LMBOO
ReplyDeleteThere is one person I have been intimate with that we've got physical evidence of. There are videos and stills. I will NOT be running for office...
ReplyDeleteLMAO! You is (yes is) nucking futs!
ReplyDeleteI might, just might be inclined to do that. Just my luck the video would get out & my porn watching son would come across it and notice his mama's scar. On second thought, I pass! LOL
ReplyDeleteDyslexic mofo... lmaoooooooooo
ReplyDeleteWhile I agree with you for the most part, the problem I have is my family, including my son, seeing me in that light. I don't have to be concered about my parents or grands, but I have some porn hounds in my family & I'm not even trying to be recognized....or have them in my business like that.
ReplyDelete*chanting* Deedles for City Councilwoman!
ReplyDelete*ducking*
Where a mask.... lol
ReplyDeleteI'on know why you duckin...I ain't foolish enough to say anything until Thursday morning! LOL
ReplyDeleteShe ain't R.Kelly!!!
ReplyDeleteShoot on second thought, Aruh should have worn a mask that particular day!
I've filmed myself plenty of times with my ex MJ; HOWEVER that was deleted IMMEDIATELY after filming. I don't play that. I don't want my pics or film readily available on my camera or PC for someone else to find.
ReplyDeleteI've done the tape thing before. So far I have not found myself on any websites. *whew* I doubt it would be done again though. Mainly because I would hate to have to beat down the ass of someone who thought it would be okay to just post me all willy nilly and suddenly I'm getting calls from friends saying they saw me doing some freaky sneaky stuff.
ReplyDeleteGood looking out Kels! Be on tape looking like a bloated Racoon! LOL
ReplyDeleteI sho considered it, but I couldn't get the tripod legs to extend...maybe that was a sign. *shrugs*
ReplyDeleteI ain't gonna lie, that was fun!
ReplyDeleteErm ... that is so very ghetto fabulous *LMAO*
ReplyDeleteNah, I've never considered posing in the nude. My ex asked me for nude pics, my response .... "Naw, Niggah, Naw!!!" But if at any time someone chooses to out something that they take of me, they're going to have to air brush and doctor the HELL outta it to get a bite!!! *LMAO*
I know how they feel. I wanna break out into a Motown Medley everytime you say/type it! LMAO
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