Saturday, June 14, 2008

The Road Kill Cafe ~ In Loving Memory of Papa

A few weeks ago, we were having a group discussion & somehow it turned into the subject of dining {if you can call it that} on wild game. I'm here to tell ya, those folks had some wild ass stories about squirrel, possum & even bear! Image

Well Plyers, here's my wild game experience:

The year was 1978/79 {I was 6/7.}. The place was Muda's Kitchen. Papa had gone out with his buddies earlier in the day & when he came home he had this metal container covered with some kind of cloth. He dumped the contents of the container into the sink & covered it with the cloth. I asked him what he was doing & he told me to take my lil nosey tail on somewhere. I think "Scat!" was the term he used. {Yeah right!} He also told me to stay away from the sink. Needless to say, I didn't listen to him. As soon as the coast was clear, I tip-toed back into the kitchen to find out what the mystery object was. I pulled back that cloth and OMG!!! I damn near jumped outta my skin! It was a hairless, dead dog {I thought} but it still had eyes & teeth! Image Oh the horror! Image Papa was watching me the whole time & said "That's what your lil nosey tail gets!" I later learned it was skinned animal, a coon to be exact, that was gonna be Q'd. Mind you, I didn't know "coon" is was what country ass folks called raccoon! I was mortified. I only ate junk food & fruit that day. I was scared they would try to trick me into eating that po' lil raccoon!

Shortly, thereafter, Papa did trick me into eating something when I didn't know what it was. He told me it was chicken. It tasted a lil different but I ate the piece I had. I later overheard another adult mention how good the rabbit was. WTH?!?! They done killed the Easter Bunny & I ate him! Image I cried so much I made myself sick.

Man....I look back on those days and Image so hard that I Image......the good ole days!

16 comments:

  1. Chiiiile my Granny lived on a farm. They ate all kinds of crap that I didn't touch. Rabbit, "Coon", possum, frogs...just EEWW. They were decent about it though. They told us what it was upfront. If we turned up our noses they wouldn't "waste" the fixings on us younguns. I think my family must have barbecued and/or deep fried any walking animal you could imagine.

    One day I'll have to tell the story of watching my uncle hit a hog in the head with a hammer and why I don't eat "hog head cheese". LOL

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  2. Que it or fry it and they (meaning us) will come! LOL

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  3. Something about the look of that stuff always bothered me. Papa love him some head cheese with crackers and tall can of Stag on the side.

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  4. Baked possum with the head intact and sweet potatoes? Yummy!

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  5. I know the hog head cheese my Granny made was really made of hog brain. Ewwww. I would taste it from my mother's plate before I found out what it really was. But after I saw the hog brain in the meat grinder....NO MORE.

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  6. Why does the head still have to be on, Mike? I should have sent you that possum that got into my house.

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  7. That's the first thing I thought about too! LOL!

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  8. LOL! Girl, you funny! I am not adventurous at all when it comes to meat I eat! NOPE!

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  9. I just wanted him outta my house. I never thought to cook him. LOL

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  10. Girrrrrlll... I had an ex who's dad would shoot and kill any animal that ventured onto their property... racoon, rabbit, snake, alley cat... whatever!

    I was so horrified and paranoid that I finally just told them mofos that I was vegetarian.

    Strangely enough, I looove watching "Bizzare Foods With Andrew Zimmern". He eats all kind of game animals... and just about all of their body parts... and I'm grossed out the whole time I'm watching him... LOL!

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  11. Coming from Southwestern PA, I grew up in a hunting culture. First day of Deer Season was empty as hell in my school from 7th grade on. I'm not a fan of wild animals. I tried venison when I was in high school and didn't enjoy it at ALL... I make it a point not to eat anything I can't identify.

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  12. I have eaten barbecued deer a long long time ago. It was pretty good. But I don't know if I would go searching for it.

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  13. My name is Elmer J. Fudd. I own a mansion and a yacht.

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  14. my grandmother use to make the best fried squirrel when i was a little girl. i loved it on a biscuit with a little syrup or honey on top. and her dear sausage was the bomb as well.

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  15. Squirrel biscuit?!?! Say it ain't so!! LOL

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