Sunday, August 10, 2008

Chocolate Salty Balls by Isaac Hayes aka Chef

It's not the holiday season, but this definitely showed Isaac's humourus side.

Don't forget to sing along.



Two Tablespoons of cinnamon, and 2 or 3 eggwhites
Half a stick of butter, meeeelted..
Stick it all in a bowl baby, Stir it with a wooden spoon
Mix in a Cup of Flour, you'll be in heaven soon

Say everybody have you seen my balls?
They're big and salty and brown
If you ever need a quick Pick-me-up
Just stick my balls in your mouth!
Ooh, suck on my chocolate salty balls,
Stick em in your mouth and suck em!
Suck on my Chocolate Salty balls
they're packed full of vitamins, and good for you,
So suck on My balls!

Quarter cup of unsweeted chocolate, and half cup of brandy
Then throw in a bag or two of sugar, and just a pinch of vanilla
Grease up the cookiesheet, cause I hate when my balls stick
Then preheat the oven to 350°, and give that spoon a lick

Say everybody have you seen my balls?
They're big and salty and brown
If you ever need a quick pick me up
Just stick my balls in your mouth...
Suck on my chocolate salty balls
Stick em in your mouth and suck em!
Suck on my Chocolate Salty balls
they're packed full of goodness, high in fibre
Suck on My balls!

[sniff sniff] Hey, wait a minute, what's that smell?
Smells like something burning
Well, that don't confront me none
As long as I get my rent paid on Friday.
Baby you'd better get back in the Kitchen..
Cause I've gotta Sneaking Suspicion..
Oh man baby, baby! You just burnt my balls!

Someone help me, my balls are on fire!
Get some ice baby! My balls are Burning!
Get some water, pour some water on me!
My Balls are burning!
Help me, Blow on em, Blow on em, do something!
Ooh, suck on my chocolate salty balls
Stick em in your mouth and suck em!
Suck on my Chocolate Salty balls
Put em out baby, Blow em!
Suck on my balls, baby! Suck on my balls Baby!
Suck on my red hot, salty, chocolate balls
Put em out baby, hoo, hoo
Suck on my balls...

14 comments:

  1. Girl look, I am not a South Park fan, but my son was watching this and CTFU. I couldn't really hear it but I know I heard Isaac's voice, so I went in to listen and FTFO!

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  2. Now don't go to work singing this Rob! LOL

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  3. I was a faithful South Park viewer at one time. Chef was always one of my favorites.

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  4. WHoa! Speaking of Issac Hayes he just passed away on Sunday. It just came on the Chicago tribune's website not more than 20 minutes ago!

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  5. Chef is the greatest. My favorite was "You and me.....and her, SIMULTANEOUS, you and me...... and you and you, SIMULTANEOUS lovin Baby, 2 or 3, Simultaneous" LOL. I'll have to see if I can find that

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  6. I wasn't a south park fan either, but you gotta give it up for this one!

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  7. When he sings "Suck on my chocolate salty balls/Stick em in your mouth and suck em!/Suck on my Chocolate Salty balls" with such passion - now that is funny as hell!

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