This lil dude that I've been dealing with off & on claims that he is with child and I'm his "baby mama". I have denied this "baby" on countless occasions, yet he insists that it's mine.
I think he just tryna get in my pockets 'cause I keep my Elexa! I swear to ya'll, if I get a letter from the State talking 'bout some DNA test & child support, I'mma kick his ass, cuz that ain't my baby!
This dude done been with a whole lotta women & I'm just one of many, so how is he just gon' pin that baby on me?? He'on know who his baby mama is & just tryna trap me cause I gotta job, my own place & my own ride. Ladies, this dude done threatened to call the Maury Povich Show and er'thang!
He said he had an ultra-sound and the baby already gotta mouth fulla teeth & cheesin' all on the ultra-sound. He claimed he showed the doc my pictures & the doc said, "You need to call child support asap, because that's her baby."
Ninja please. THAT AIN'T MY BABY!
That's all the convincing I need...Mo, you are the mama!
ReplyDeleteGirl please. I heard that he was running around with Oochiwallawalla, Bambi and Heather down the block.
ReplyDeleteHe's just tryin ta stick ya for your papers. LMAO LMAO
And Tony said he saw you and Faye tryna hide your faces while in line for the Flavor of Love 3 casting call! LOL
ReplyDeletelmaooooooooooo... Now thats some funny shit... (excuse my language)... But it was funny...
ReplyDeleteOMG can we just go there for one second. Did you see that Casting special that was on VH1. Seriously. I was at my moms house the other night, flipping around and I clicked on it. WTH ? That was actually embarassing to watch. Those women were hot messes.
ReplyDeleteBut I bet I watch it! LOL
ReplyDeleteLOL Trust me I will watch it when I remember. . . but damn... did you see that tanorexic broad. WTH ? LOL
ReplyDeleteBWAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
ReplyDeleteI'd love to see you on Maury when he says "You are NOT the mother" doing the George Jefferson dance. Its not just TV, its skrait ghetto *lol*
ReplyDeleteLMBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
ReplyDeleteYou know WHAT?!!?!!! I got my wet noodle over here for yo lashings!! LOL Skrait ignant is what this blog is!! Youse a fool, girl!
ReplyDeleteAwwwllay'all is ignant!!! LMAO Monni if I see you on the "auditions that didn't make it" show I'mma CLOWN!!!
ReplyDeleteI'm confused...
ReplyDeleteohhhhhh boyy!
ReplyDeleteYou've been hanging around Sandy too long! LMAO
ReplyDeleteSTOP IT! I don't get it! Are YOU the author? Some guy had your baby? What the heck is going on????
ReplyDeleteLMAO, it's nice to share the wig with someone other than San every once in awhile!
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