*Yawn* Just waking up from a short nap.
Here's a chance to ask me anything you want.
One question or a hundred....have at it! Could be about me or could be about you. Trust that I'll answer you honestly.
If you think you already know {chances are you don't} & need confirmation, just ask. If you just want to know because you're nosey, just ask. If you heard a rumor or story from someone about me & you want my version, just ask.
If something is too personal for the blog {hell most of y'all know my life already thanks to blogging}, I'll answer you privately OR plead the fiff! One, two, three, fo', fiff! (In my Dave Chappelle voice.)
*waiting on Red and the foolishness she brings* LOL
ReplyDeleteHmph.... lmao See,,,, now you gone get it missy poo... I was trying to be nice today... Ok,, I gotta finish taking my chicka's hair down and I'll be right back...
ReplyDeleteI'mma be thinking of something I don't already know. And you know I'll be checking back just cause I'm nosey like that.
ReplyDeleteI got one, you want another kid? Namely mine! LMBOOOO Imma bout to put her up on the auction block!
ReplyDelete# 1 Its been like 15 years now that we haven't known each other, but the last 3 to 4 months I have more than made up for that... So Im wondering how come aint nobody been bumped off your top 12 to be replaced by me yet? And for the record, that is my ego talking... lol
ReplyDelete# 2 How come you gotta live in "USA", how come you can't post the city right, like err'body else?
# 3 If on a crowded elevator and you have this uncontrollable urge to let one rip, will you do it? If yes, will you either say excuse me or pretend the dude to your left did it? Or would you wait til everyone is walking off the elevator?
# 4 Do you park in the handy cap parking space, because you're feeling too lazy to walk from the end of the mall parking lot?
# 5 Have you ever gone on vacation, met a cute or not so cute guy and had some crazy love with him, a total stranger? Don't lie...lol
# 6 Do you pop your gum when you chew it?
# 7 You got a shopping cart full of grocery and this lady behind you in line only has eggs and milk, will you let her go in front of you since she has less, or do you say forget her cuz she should have gotten there first?
# 8 What is on top of your nightstand or in that first drawer? And I know it aint the Bible... lol
# 9 Have you ever gone to an all you can eat restaurant and if so, before leaving have you ever stuck some chicken wings or any other traveling type foods in your purse before leaving...? LMAOOOOO
# 10 When you go shopping, are you one of those chics that can go into a store and be out in like say 15 minutes or do you spend over and hour looking at each and every rack they have?
Ok, thats it for now... But I will have more... You know I will..
Oh... and why in the name of pork and beans do you think im so damn nutty...? Ok, I kinda know why, but still... lmao...
ReplyDeleteGreat questions Red!
ReplyDelete*waiting for the answers*
lmaooooo... Me too... But I feel like this will be similar to that test we did yesterday... well, the one you did 5 months ago... lmaoooooo It might be a while before we get any answers up in this piece... I think Mo is on some kinda delayed time schedule... lmaooooooo
ReplyDeleteI think you are right. lmao
ReplyDeleteNawwwww... we aint waiting no dang on months... not even weeks... not even days.... She said ask and she will answer... and DAMMIT Mo,,,we want answers and we want them now...
ReplyDeleteBlk... do you think that will get her to answer now...? lol
I wonder what she's doing? Hmmmmm that's my question.
ReplyDeleteMo, what are you doing that you haven't answered these questions yet? Are you getting your "grown folks" on that quick?
I didnt even think about that... How you gone invite us to the party and leave to go wet yo whistle.... Thats messed up MO... See what happens when you leave us to assume shit... Now Im wondering are you over there using some whips and shit?
ReplyDeleteYou dont have that man tied up with some leather ropes do you? lmao
Lil Mama can stay for a weekend, but after that she gots to go!
ReplyDelete1. Girl bye!
ReplyDelete2. I thought STL was posted.
3. I will wait. Not down for the embarrassment of it all.
4. Nope. In STL you will get a big ass ticket for that. Old people like my grandpa are quick to bring your laziness to the attention of the authorities.
5. No...not yet. *giggles*
6. I'm a professional gum popper.
7. I always let people with a few items go first. It's common courtesy.
8. Checkbooks, pens, papers, condoms, fruity booby oil, gum, a flashlight, candles and an ice pick (don't ask).
9. Hell yeah. My son always made sure I had a Ziploc bag in my purse for his take home wings.
10. Depends on the store. If it's clothing, shoes, electronics and/or bath & body products you might as well find a bench. It's gonna be a minute.
ROFLMAO @ Fruity booby oil and an ice pick. HAMMUCY!
ReplyDeleteSee that might get you shot... uuugggghhh... thats like fingernails up against a chalk board... grrrrr
ReplyDeleteSo, are you saying, maybe in another month I'll be eligible for posting or you keep me hidden in the background like that evil aunt that nobody ever wants to come visit cuz she smells like bengay and keeps calling everybody Johnny (her late ex ex ex boyfriend that was in the war)... Is that what you're saying...lol
ReplyDeleteTold y'all I would be honest. *looking around*
ReplyDeleteI was wondering about the fruity booby oil... Mo is a frrrrreak over there... I see right thru the innocent act... But Im a bit curious about the pick as well... MO you can be trying to hurt a mofo... that bsdm snm tlc or whatever acroymn it is... dont be hurting the fella's... be easy,,,, lmao
ReplyDeleteGood to know...now I'll do it just to irk you!
ReplyDeleteNow, I'm wondering what the ice pick is for. I first thought maybe it was for protection against a possible intruder (cause I slept with a hammer under my pillow for months) but now I don't know.
ReplyDeleteThat's exactly what it's for...intruders or invited "guests" who get outta pocket! LOL
ReplyDeleteSistah Mo,,, is you eva,,,, I mean eva eva eva in yo life gone see all the good in me and be nice? Cuz I can just see you right now,,, staring at the monitor chewing the gum and popping it like its nobody's business... lmaooo just to mess with me ....
ReplyDeleteWHYYYYYYYYYYYY ITS GOTTA BE THIS WAY...LOL
Ok, I didn't think you were ice picking your men. LOL
ReplyDeleteI would certainly hope not... Cuz thats would be some wicked shit...lol
ReplyDeleteI know Mo can get Gansta but I would hope she ain't doing it like that. LMAO
ReplyDeleteYoungins, I thought you only had one youngin *wondering what Mo has been holding out on lol*
ReplyDeleteNow, what can I ask, hmmmmmm
Okay let's see.
1) If you and DeShanna were to mudwrestle, who would win?
2) You really do know that Nelly sucks and only support him cause he is home town, right(if this is the case I would completely understand because I have both of Petey Pablo's albums, I just wanna know officially LOL)?
3) You realize that Kim is a closet man hater don't you (I assume she leaves her man-hateration for discussions with me cause she doesn't post the rampant hateristic comments in the group lol)
4) Aren't I adorable LOL
I will leave it at four because, well you know lol
Wondering what set Mo represents... lol
ReplyDeleteSick, Sick Man....
ReplyDeleteHave you ever voluntarily participated in group sex? If not, would you?
ReplyDelete(No this is not an invitation so get yo mind out the gutter! Damn pervs...)
My sister's kids...you know my boy is damn near grown.
ReplyDelete1. I'mma just *smh* at you for that one. LOL
2. No, I actually like some of Nelly's recording, not all, just some, but I gotta rep for the hometeam too. Most of these new-fangle "rappers" suck.
3. My Twin is no such thing. Maybe she just hates you cuzzin. Hmmm
4. You aight. ;p
No ma'am. It's not something that interests me. I do have a few freaky fantasies I might bring to fruition, but that's not one of them.
ReplyDeleteHow did I get up in here? I am not a man hater. Far from it. I'm a man lover. You just provoke hate. LOL
ReplyDeleteIt was a proposition. Don't let her fool you. She always tryna get folks to join in on her debauchery on the sly.
ReplyDeleteI asked this question on MY OWN BLOG. Now I'm gonna put it on yours.
ReplyDeleteTake a Rolls Royce. You can smash the windows, remove the engine, and take off the wheels and it's still a Rolls Royce. But if you remove monogamy from a marriage, is it still a marriage?
You KNOW this totally depends on who you are asking.
ReplyDeleteFor me, I would say no. I'm all for adding a lil spice to the sex life, but for me a marriage is between two....no more, no less. When and if I say "I do" there will no 3rd, 4th, 25th parties involved.
You find an envelope just laying on the ground filled $100,000.
ReplyDeleteWould you turn it in to see if someone claims it or finders keepers?
If you keep the money what would you do with it?
If there were no identifying markers like an person's name on the envelope, it's mine! In that case, 9 times out of ten it probably wouldn't be reported missing or stolen.
ReplyDeleteBecause I'm keeping it, I would clear some of my debt (which is about $100K including my house & car), but not all. 10% would not go to the church since I really don't attend but toward an organizations that supports battered, abused, homeless women & children. The remainder would be invested & go into college funds.
Good answer!!! :-)
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