D. Wizzy has a post about a good, hard orgasm also known as the cheapest stress reliever.
I know, on any given day, a good "one" will make me forget anything, everything and anybody who pissed me off.
In my counselor/babysitter position at this office, I get paid to listen to whining, bitching & moaning. There are so many times when I wish I could just say, "Get you some good dick and this shit won't even matter in the morning." Alas, I can't.
I wish I could send this out to my agency, but I do like and need my job, so I'll just share it with you.
Benefits of Lovemaking
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As a Beauty Treatment: When women make love, they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth... As an Astringent: Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow... As a Workout: Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner... As a Sport: It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It`s more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps and you don`t need special sneakers... As a Stimulant: It releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being... As a Magnet: The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex CRAZY!! As a Tranquilizer: It is 10 times more effective than Valium... As Oral-care: Kissing each day will keep the dentist away! Kissing encourages saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid that causes decay, preventing plaque build-up... As a Pain Reliever:A lovemaking session can relieve headaches by releasing the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain... |
great post. to bad there not a lot of good men to get the job done. Great Post
ReplyDeleteYou know, the same could be said about Y'ALL, too. HEHE.
ReplyDeleteGood information...
ReplyDeletetrue. but some of yall are just not good at it. some need class.
ReplyDeletehahahaha.....So true
ReplyDeleteGood stuff! Gone post it at work, Mo!
ReplyDelete*head nod* I know I always glowed after a good sex session!!! ROFL
ReplyDeleteI get paid to listen to whining, bitching & moaning. There are so many times when I wish I could just say, "Get you some good dick and this shit won't even matter in the morning."
ReplyDeleteWe must have the same job...LOLOL
ROFL!!!!
ReplyDeleteHow many times I wanted to tell my boss "Please get you some pussy today!!! PLEASE!!! Bust a few good nuts, you will be easier to work with!!!" ROFL
lmao
ReplyDeletethen there some that need to get layed every hr on the hr.lmao
ReplyDeleteOr it can give you a back ache for a week...
ReplyDeletesmh...this just makes me sick (being on a 5yr hiatus and all lol)
ReplyDeleteGirl! I write the company newsletter and I can't tell you how bad I wanna slip a few tips & tricks into that joker, but again, I like to eat so I need my job. *lol*
ReplyDeleteSkipping to work like a mofo!
ReplyDeleteTryna be grown...*smh*
ReplyDelete5 years?! Wow..
ReplyDeleteI abstained for 2 years once....I don't even wanna recall what kinda bitch I was to deal with then.
So i guess you can imagine my dilemma..*giggles
ReplyDeleteInteresting, a few good tidbits of information. lol
ReplyDeleteSimple conversation may have gone something like this:Complete and innocent person says: Good Morning MoniMo says: Good fucking morning to you to.Complete and innocent person says: How have you been?Mo says: I been real fucking good... how the fuck you been?Complete and innocent person says: WOW, you really seem like you're in a bad mood.Mo says: What the fuck gives you that idea?Complete and innocent person says: Well, you keep cussing at me and your tone is real mean likeMo says: Well, what the fuck you want from me? A happy good ole time conversation. Get the fuck outta here..Complete and innocent person says: Well, forget this... I don't have to take this abuse.Mo says: Get the fuck on outta here then... Who asked you anything,,, anyway...
ReplyDeleteSo Complete and innocent person walks away... Yet another victim of the unhumped Mo...
*thinking to self* I think I got too much time on my hands...
I'm cranky if I go an hour without.
ReplyDeleteI think she still like that even if she does get humped.
ReplyDeleteI abstained for 5 yrs when my late husband died...
ReplyDeleteand I promise that first time was the BIGGEST let down you can imagine...
But it took me almost 5 yrs and a baby later before I took another celibacy break for 3 yrs...
But I wanna think I was "kinda" nice when I wasn't screwin... I hope I was... LOL
ummmm I was just playing, but you might be opening up a can of worms... Im slowly gonna ease out the back door... You on ya own DeShanna... lol
ReplyDeleteYou can tell by how many ppl are no longer around... lol
ReplyDeleteI went through a 5 year hiatus after finding out I have been cheated on....Just stopped doing it cold turkey...
ReplyDeleteFor some reason, during that time, I felt better than I did when I was doing it...Makes me wonder now...
When I finally got back into the groove of things, I wondered would I still fell like that, but this person made me feel like all my troubles were gone....Just for that moment anyways...
I got a question... I went 2.5 years without any from a man (brief breakup with The Dude).... And yeah, that was a bit of a cranky time... But I dont think my attitude was bad,,,, I think I occupied my time with other things...
ReplyDeleteBut my question is, just because you go on a brief hiatus from "tube steak" as it has been called, do you ummmm take care of yourself in the mean time (if you know what I mean)? I dont mean for that to be too personal a question or to graphic, but we're grown (I think..lol) But I guess Im wondering, if you did ummmm take care of your ownself during those breaks did that relieve any of the pressure that was mounted by not have a male figure there with a relatively large "tube steack" to fill the buns?
Ok,,, maybe I dont got all the way side tracked... It sounded right in my head.. but Iono now..lol
For me, I had 4 children by him at the time, so I just put all my efforts into them and just went without. He lied so much throughout the relationship, that I just did not trust him to touch me again at all and kind of felt like that towards all men(at that particular time, even though it was just only one jackass that was making me fee like that). I was under a lot of sexual pressure from it, because it really wasn't that much to talk about....He was very selfish. He got his and went to sleep...He stuck to that same old routine....I suffered a lot at times, because I really never had any free time to myself, so I just learn to deal with it. Do not believe in cheating, Just because he did it, made me no better if I went out and did it...
ReplyDeleteI went like 4 years before I eventually attempted to do anything and then...
Shit, I am glad I waited....Best time of my life...I can handle myself very well now....lol. Brought some stuff, learn some stuff....lol.
Why I hear Celie saying "Mista just do his bidniss and go ta sleep." when I read that?
ReplyDeleteYou hit it right on the spot......Unfortunately, that is how I felt....Glad I am not in that one anymore...*sighs*
ReplyDeletePainful memories....
Ya think?!
ReplyDeleteI know, I"m late. But sometimes. you just need a good stiff one. Folk be surprised what a good stiff one can do ya!!!
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