Benefits of Fu...er...uh...Love Making

D. Wizzy has a post about a good, hard orgasm also known as the cheapest stress reliever.

I know, on any given day, a good "one" will make me forget anything, everything and anybody who pissed me off. 

In my counselor/babysitter position at this office, I get paid to listen to whining, bitching & moaning.  There are so many times when I wish I could just say, "Get you some good dick and this shit won't even matter in the morning."  Alas, I can't. 

I wish I could send this out to my agency, but I do like and need my job, so I'll just share it with you.

Benefits of Lovemaking

As a Beauty Treatment: When women make love, they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth... As an Astringent: Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow... As a Workout: Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner... As a Sport: It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It`s more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps and you don`t need special sneakers... As a Stimulant: It releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being... As a Magnet: The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex CRAZY!! As a Tranquilizer: It is 10 times more effective than Valium... As Oral-care: Kissing each day will keep the dentist away! Kissing encourages saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid that causes decay, preventing plaque build-up... As a Pain Reliever:A lovemaking session can relieve headaches by releasing the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain...