Lucky 7

7 Things about Me

I don't like kids. I love them, but I don't like them. I don't babysit and I chose not to be bothered with them any longer than absolutely necessary. I think my pressure goes up anytime anybody under 13 crosses my threshold. No need to wonder why the boy is an only child & will remain an only child.

I never learned the ever popular Electric Slide & never had any interest in learning. Does that make me un-American? I do like the Cupid Shuffle & would like to learn to Step. Yeah, I'm old-skool. So what?

I hate onions! White ones, green ones, red ones, raw ones, cooked ones. I hate onions! I like the flavor & essence of onions, but biting into them makes me wanna gag. I use onion powder or large chunks (easily removed) when cooking.

I know I could leave my job, move on to make more $$ and even better, have a private office, etc., but I enjoy what I do & most of the people most of the time. I've been here 11 years. Not to mention my commute is 5 minutes tops & I'm free to come & go and do as I wish most times.

I hate cream cheese, sour cream, ricotta cheese, cottage cheese and anything remotely related. Cheesecake is gross & my lasagna is ricotta/cottage cheese free.

I'm trying to muster up the nerve to take a vacation alone. No friends, no family, no man & definitely no juveniles. Just me, myself and I.

Damn what Rev. Al says, I BELIEVE in forced sterilization for drug abusers, career criminals, women with more than 3 kids on public assistance & men who leave a baby on every damn doorstep they cross.

The views expressed in this blog are mine and if you don't like it, too damn bad!