Kenny - A 2008 Chevy Avalanche
Kim (my twin) - A Large Coach Carly bag with matching wallet
Big Daddy T - An iced out Cookie Monster chain
Mike Walker - An unlimited supply of no-fat, no calorie, taste-great Doritos
Deedles - Unlimited round trip tickets to see your boo
Sandy - A brand new wardrobe for your smaller everything & a lifetime movie pass to all the sick & twisted slasher films your heart desires
Stacee - 100 new pair of hotgirl shoes for your smaller feet
Dawn (my big sis) - A brand new, completely furnished brownstone in the heart of NYC, custom made cat-house included
DeShanna - All debts paid in full and cute 2 bedroom apartment close to mom & granny
Bebe - Unlimited photography sessions & prints
Kelly - a live-in personal chef
Mona - a live-in Nanny to help with the boys
Moni - your very own animal shelter so you can help the ones who need it & get some puppy love whenever you need it
Udigg - Big Bub, naked under your tree
Will & Tia - a brand new home to accommodate your blended family
Tonya - a live-in nanny so you can shake ya "groove thang" whenever you feel like it
Ro - A one way ticket to Curtis' crib
Silkee - A brand new, top of the line, sewing machine with all the bells & whistles and unlimited shopping at your favorite fabric store
Sunshine - Unlimited hair, nail & spa treatments
Texasshoney - A gazillion gigabyte iPod with all the bells & whistles
Figi's Mama - a fly post-pregnancy wardrobe
TNP - Free membership to the gym of your choice
Amoure, Bre, Choclat, Classi, Glama, LadyB, RedEye, Pecan, Sto, Sunny, Subira, Vee & anyone else I forgot, you get $5,000 to do with as you damn well please!
Merry Christmas y'all!
*smooches*
ReplyDeleteAwwww.... thank you Girl! **Hugs you tightly**
ReplyDeleteAnd you know I would sport the HELL out of it LOL
ReplyDeleteThanks Cuzzin and Merry Christmas to you and yours
Yummy...do I get some dip and salsa with it as well???
ReplyDeleteMerry Christmas, Mo!
*awwww* I will SO need that! thx for thinkin of me! happiest and blessed of holidays to you!
ReplyDeleteDamn!! Thank you Monni!! OMG!! Everything is soooo NICE!! Here...thought I forgot about you huh?
ReplyDeleteFor the kids: $5000 Savings Bonds
For you: A 8 bedroom house (you need a couple spare rooms for your drop in guests, including me :-)) with 8 bathrooms, 2 kitchens (well, nevermind, you barely use the 1, besides, that's more for me to clean), 4 car garage, luxury pool with jacuzzi on the side, workout room, home office, foot spa ;), massage chair, and $1,000,000 in Merry Maid gift certificates! MERRY CHRISTMAS!!
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Damn!! Thank you Monni!! OMG!! Everything is soooo NICE!! Here...thought I forgot about you huh?
ReplyDeleteFor the kids: $5000 Savings Bonds
For you: A 8 bedroom house (you need a couple spare rooms for your drop in guests, including me :-)) with 8 bathrooms, 2 kitchens (well, nevermind, you barely use the 1, besides, that's more for me to clean), 4 car garage, luxury pool with jacuzzi on the side, workout room, home office, foot spa ;), massage chair, and $1,000,000 in Merry Maid gift certificates! MERRY CHRISTMAS!!
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I love my gifts! Thanks Mo!!!!
ReplyDeleteWOW!!! Now that's gift giving! *hugs*
ReplyDeletePS I'm adding a lifetime movie pass to all the sick & twisted slasher films your heart desires! ;)
Girl you got me clutching my pearls ova here....Girl Imma send you a few of the Coach Bleeker Aligator Totes(they are only 20G a pop! lol)
ReplyDeleteCTFU!!! Now THAT'S the gift that keeps on giving!! My Best Christmas Ever! LOL
ReplyDeleteThat is soooo awesome... LOL!
ReplyDeleteMERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!!!
YOu give good gifts, the size is right and the color is perfect. I will use my gift to pay off my bills and go visit my daughter in Brooklyn. Thanks so much, Your gift is continued joy and peace and love.
ReplyDeleteAwwww shucks, I gets a chef?!! Now THAT'S what I'm talking about.. practical gifts, girl!! Thanks a ton for my cyber gift. It shole is nice to be thought of!!! (((HUGS)))
ReplyDeleteAwww thank you Twin!!! ((((HUGS)))) *looking for more junk to fill my new Coach*
ReplyDeleteAwwww! Thank you for the Pit haven! I will be rehabilitating abused Pit Bulls while working to reshape the image of the breed and protect it. I love the cyber gift; it's PERFECT!
ReplyDeleteSince someone else gave you a house and you're still in the Midwest; I'm giving you a Hummer complete with remote start, free gas and prepaid insurance so you can spend your money on something else. I hope this makes your voyage through the snow a little more bearable!
ReplyDeleteHey, how'd you know I wanted Big Bub??? He can "Tell Me Stories" all night long.
ReplyDeleteLOL @ you giving Kenny some wheels.