....on the black hand side!
This is for the single ladies & gents - gimme 5 reasons why you enjoy being single. {Part II to follow.}
Here are 5 reasons I enjoy being single:
- I can come & go as I please without answering to or checking in with someone.
- When I have those days where I just don't want to be bothered (and there are many), I don't have to be.
- I'm free to date, meet & mingle.
- I can be quite selfish at times & don't like to share. {I'm working on this tho.}
- A broken heart is the least of my worries.
What about you?
1. Don't have to worry about paying any child support.
ReplyDelete2. Don't have to worry about a female's baby daddy tryin' to KILL me! LOL
3. Don't have to pay for a female's way.
4. NO disrespect to the ladies PERIOD, but I DON'T have to be cussed out OR snapped on during that time of the month, ESPECIALLY if she's ALREADY upset with me about something! LMAO!!!!
5. Don't have to deal with threats from the female's parents, guardians, or any other family members or friends! LOL
1. I don't have to answer to anyone (as in worrying about where I'm going, what I'm doing, or who I'm friends with).
ReplyDelete2. Tired of getting hurt.
3. Don't want my man flirting with my friends.
4. Don't want my parents in my business.
5. Spending time with myself is necessary sometimes.
1. I get 2 run a place called "Naughtyville"
ReplyDelete2. I get 2 take pics of naked girls all day...
3. I get 2 flirt all day!!!!!!!!
4. Women flirt with me all day!!!!!
5. I can get sum anytime, I want sum!!!!!
Waitamin....I have a girl.....damn...life is good!!!!!LOL
1. Because if I only want to eat hummus and carrots for dinner I can.
ReplyDelete2. If I don't want to be all prettied up I can.
3. I can go to bed when I want to. I keep meeting damn night owls. Be messing with my sleep.
4. I can fart freely
5. I don't have to worry about a mother sucker lying about being single turns out he has a girlfriend and then DRAMA!!! Whooooosssaaaa sorry I had a flash back. LOL
1. Don't have to worry about commitment
ReplyDelete2. Don't have to worry about the insecurities
3. Don't have to worry about being considered selfish with my time
4. Don't have to worry about answering to anyone
5. I can enjoy sex with both sexes!!!
I don't have to compromise or check in with nobody!
ReplyDeleteNo need for the rest huh? lol
ReplyDeleteI'd say that qualifies as 1, 2, 3, 4 AND 5....DITTO, Sunshine!
ReplyDeleteI am very much a FREE spirit.
Luvin' your list! LOL #4 is legit...we know...trust me bro! *haha*
ReplyDelete*nodding in agreement*
ReplyDeleteSend them my way! LOL
ReplyDeleteGirl stop! Once we have screwed, that's all the comfort level I need. LOL
ReplyDeleteRob and JT, EXACTLY! :-)
ReplyDeleteWell, given the fact that Im not 100% single yet, Im anticipating:
ReplyDelete1) dating freely...and a lot.. ;o)
2) no check in time
3) no responsibilities to anyone else
4) I can eat microwavable food as much as I like...
5) and I can sleep with the light and tv on as much as I want...
Your #s 1, 2, 3 & 5 are mine and my #4 would be not having to deal with any relationship drama
ReplyDeleteROFL!!!!
ReplyDeleteHello we need a mop to clean up the drool!!!!! LOL
ReplyDeleteBeing single, what's that? :)
ReplyDelete1. I can fuck anybody I please, WHEN I please
ReplyDelete2. I can hang out with whoever I want to
3. I don't have to worry about somebody asking me "Where you at?" when I'm out
4. I enjoy my quiet time
5. I like not having to buy shit for those lovey-dovey holidays.
I can concentrate on my kids and education without finding more time for someone else
ReplyDeleteI dont have to worry about how my children would react to someone in my life
I dont have to act like he is better than my toys >:) LOL
I can come and go as I please
I can watch all the reality shows I like, without worrying that he is missing his game.
I've been waiting on this one! LOL
ReplyDeleteIt seems that "coming & going as we please" and having "quiet/down time" are the front runners.
ReplyDeleteand I'm DEAD ASS SERIOUS!!! Even if I get in a relationship, I want it understood that those holidays, she won't get SHIT from me.
ReplyDeleteYA DAMN RIGHT!!!
ReplyDeleteYou can't get those in a relationship. It seems like when you get it one, the nosiness level on both parts and the need to be around each other gets stronger. Hell, the more time away from each other you have, the relationship works better..but thats just my twisted way of thinking.
**snickering**
ReplyDelete... and writing this comment in my calendar as what I will read back to Philly, ten years down the road.. :)
1. its all mine!
ReplyDelete2. My way or high way!
3.uninterrupted sleep unless someone is sick
4. no plate fixing except for my 3 yr old
5. unrestrained flirting!!!
1. I eat what I want when I want.
ReplyDelete2. I have a big bed I can sleep all over it and not have anyone steal the covers.
3. I do not have to share the bathrom.
4. I do not have to answer questions...
5. I can flirt and be flirted with whenever.