I was cleaning out an old box & found the above. This hot comb has to be 40 years old! It's the same comb Muda used on my hair for as long as I can remember & my cousins before me. Notice the disappearing handle .
When I was younger, my hair was a lot longer & a whole hellava lot thicker than it is now (y'all have seen the pics). My mother had good hair, so she never really learned to do my hair. Even when she tried, bless her heart, it was always a disaster. Thank God for Muda!
I spent many Saturday afternoons sitting in front of a hot stove, I'm talking hours upon hours, getting my beady beads fried and I hated it! I couldn't even go out to play. I had to stay inside because Muda didn't want me sweating out my fresh "do" before church on Sunday.
She was a prissy one & it was all about appearances with her. If you weren't "together" you couldn't go with her & nobody was missing Morning Service....nobody but Papa, but that's another blog for another day.
To make matters worse, I'm very, very tender-headed. Muda had to wash & dry my hair in about 8 sections. There was no other way. I cried when she washed. I cried when she dried it & I cried some mo' when she fried it! I still flinch when I comb my own hair, so I rarely let others put their hands in my head.
Because of the texture of my hair, I got my 1st relaxer at age 13. Me & Muda couldn't take it no mo'! I guess India.Arie wasn't the only one, huh? Unlike India, I wasn't a source of laughter & it worked in my favor. It made my "do" so much more manageable.
Now I know you natural, stop trying to look like the white man folks are rolling ya eyes & such, but I have to do what's best for me. Some of the natural styles are simply fabulous and look great on most, but right now, they just aren't for me.
I have a lot of history wit' dat dere hot comb. I think I'll keep it....ya know, for sentimental reasons.
I HATED that damn thing!!!! I used to get BURNT alot!!! I remember it sitting on the stove and hating getting it done. MAN the nostalgia you just produced with THIS blog!!! *smile*
ReplyDeleteAnybody worth their salt knows that ALL textures of hair require work and maintenance.
ReplyDeleteMy grandmother still has her hot combs from prolly 40-50 years ago. ... If my Aunt Terry is .... fifty*shutchomouf* that comb HAS to be that old.
I'm tenderheaded too. When my natural curls were in a bush kinda like Gina's, I used to CRY MY DAMN SELF trying to comb it, and I only did so when it was wet and loaded with conditioner. I had to buy two bottles of conditioner for every bottle of shampoo.
No shame in that first perm @ 13 either. At least they waited till after you had your first cycle probably, now you got five year olds on the creamy crack. Heffas don't know that they're potentially ruining their children's hair!
Girl you don gave me flashbacks!
ReplyDeleteI use to hide my mommas hot comb!that was my way of avoiding the hot press,but that beatin she served out hurt worse.
How about I had to wait until my CURL grew out before I got my first perm! I went SIX MONTHS without getting a curl TOUCH UP or a perm, so IMAGINE what an ENORMOUS amount of NEWGROWTH hair with JHERI CURL on the TIPS looks like!!! I was a FONKY MESS for a while, but when I DID get that relaxer, my hair was LONG and FULL!!!!
ReplyDeleteOk, stop laughing *smile*
That's just it. My mama had wash, air dry & still look good hair. She didn't even know where to start with mine and didn't have (I'm guessing) the patience to learn. When I was with her she always paid someone to braid it (something else I hated that took even longer). Muda knew how to care for the wild & wooly mess on my head...and I'm so glad she did.
ReplyDeleteDo you know I was asking for a relaxer when I was in 2nd grade?! Muda wasn't even having that. Had the nerve to say "we" (as if she ever need a hotcomb) would have to suffer until I was older.
ReplyDeleteMy gran knows (knew) how... but Aunt Ruth was a licensed hairdresser so for special times I went up the street and sat in the kitchen.. *grin*
ReplyDeleteI'm having flash backs regarding all the times my neck and ears got burned!!!! LOL
ReplyDeleteWoooooooo child!! I saw many a head like that back in the day. I had always wanted a curl, but Mama & Muda didn't want all "that mess" on the pillowcases & furniture. That's one phase I never got to experience and I ain't even mad. LOL
ReplyDeleteYou know how the little mulatto kid's heads look when their {white} mama doesn't know how to care for and do it? That's just how I looked when I was with my mama & my hair wasn't braided.
ReplyDeleteI had the curl, complete with the El Debarge haircut - the black girl mullet...
ReplyDeleteAnd how about somebody almost set that shit on fire during a candle procession my junior year?
LMAO, Sis. Subira is ON A ROLL today!
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mannnn if that doesnt sound like meee!!! tenderheaded as a mofo!! and had to deal with the hot comb and the relaxers that burned my sensitive scalp... and the jheri curls... i finally had braids for the longest.... then my shit had the nerve to say fuggit im done with u and fall out! i have alopecia... but its only in 1 section... so i had to deal with the thick crazy hair that i couldnt even have out cuz i couldnt hide the bald spot... so last year i said fuggit and shaved my head... i had been wearing wigs for the longest anyway and now i dont have to deal with washing the bush and corn rolling it... just wash and slap a wig on... thank god i have a face that can take just about anything lol
ReplyDeleteThat's exactly what I wanted cuz er'body else had it! LOL
ReplyDeleteDamn @ the candle procession! *having a MJ & Pepsi flashback*
Ain't she tho?! Got me singin' that mess in my head! LOL
ReplyDeleteTRUST- you didn't miss anything! *LOL* I actually remember sleeping with a SHOWER CAP on my head.
ReplyDeleteTHAT ish is LOUD!!!! *crunch crunch crunch all night long*
I keep saying I'm gonna go wig shopping. Brandy Norwood has a line with some really cute ones.
ReplyDeleteMy granny used to have a closet full of wigs...one for every occassion.
NOPE... NOPE... I'm not going there... I swear I'm not..
ReplyDelete**backing out of here**
Whaaat??? You betta say it!
ReplyDeletegirl dont knock a wig!!! lol... when i was younger i was like uht uh!!! but paying someone $100 bucks to sew a tight ass hot ass weave on my head?!?! when i can just slap on and toss that shit in a corner when it gets hot... dont knock it.. lol
ReplyDeletei get to be a different woman every day!! lmaoooo and if it doesnt look good im not stuck with it...
ms mo try a wig... u can always toss it out if its not for u.. and beleive me a wig isnt for everyone... i went wig shopping with a coworker and she looked horrible in em!
I bought a wig about a year or two ago for Halloween when I was a "Geisha" and I got SOOOOO many compliments on it! I still have it, but I don't think I'd wear it unless I NEEDED to (meaning my hair fell out or I had an illness that caused my hair to fall out).
ReplyDeleteTrust, when I go I won't be alone. I ain't paying to look crazy. LOL
ReplyDeleteOkay FINE
ReplyDeleteThat heffa NEED a line of her own wigs to hide that hairline that's halfway back on her scalp, after all them years of braids.. *snigglin*
Thank GOD I cut my hair. My Mama tried that shit with me when I went through my lil Corn Rows stage. Had to stop that shit because I was loosing some hair..so, I stuck to the blow dryer until I cut my hair again. But that damn comb was so hot, it made my damn deodorant melt.
ReplyDeleteI was right there with you. Except I had very short nappy hair. But my mama KEPT it tight. Most of me and my mama's hot combing sessions ending with me on the floor screaming and crying, face full of snot and my mama leaned over still straightening like nothing was going on. Then my daddy would have to come in and ask her if she really HAD to hotcomb my hair. And my mama would cuss him and ask if he was gonna be the one to comb it. Skip forward a few years--- I got a pressing comb in a jar at like 8. LOL Praise whoever made that product.
ReplyDeleteLOL!! OK...I thought you were gonna say the wigs were wack or something. I'm really digging this one - The Spanish Wave:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.ultimahair.com/fashion/colors-textures-lengths/
Just let your Soul Glow man they messed up that couch
ReplyDeleteWell, I recently pressed my hair and now I know why I stopped doing it-- it takes too much damn time, only to have it sweat back and hour later. Plus I have to part my hair into a million sections because it's so damn full and thick. My great grandmother used to press my hair and I wouldn't even feel the heat. My mother, however, would burn me something terrible.
ReplyDeleteRight now the wig is my friend! I know Moni would love for me to do something to this head of mine, but I'm lazy so oh well! LOL
**Having flashbacks of the TCB scent frying on the hot comb**
ReplyDeleteI still luv ya!
ReplyDeleteLawd... a pressing comb??? I havent seen one of those in YEARS!!
ReplyDelete***supressing horrible burn memories***
You brought back memories of half blind Miss Ann who owned a shop on Reid Avenue(now known as Malcom X)in Brooklyn. I bear a mark on my arm from when the comb dropped on my arm. I used to cry "I'on wanna go to Miss Ann Grandma she can't seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee" *lol*. Finally at 12 my momma allowed me to get a perm and I haven't looked back. My hair was THICK AND COARSE as hell!!. I also remember the time my mother's friend hot combed my hair while it was damp.....all it did was sizzle and snap crackle and pop *oh the horror*.....whew thinking about that mess is making me feel "VERKLEMPT" lol.
ReplyDeletewait....i forgot "Hold Your Ear" and they would burn your fingers instead LMAO!
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